Ahoy!
 

Ahoy! I'm not new to this forum becuase i've been reading it for 2 years so I finally joined!

Welcome to the forums mate!!!! glad to have you as a member finally!!!!! don't fall into the inanity too fast. =D

Hi! See that green meat? Don't touch it. Ever. And if you want to keep your sanity, NEVER join the ban game... I've already lost it... MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! hehe---welcome---hehehehe-haha!

By the way... NEVER listen to me, and you might live.

P.S. Give me your rum. I'll keep it safe in my belly while all those sick people try to rob you of it. ;)

Welcome to POF!!

Welcome aboard Neo!! Here are some fellow guidelines to keep you...safe.


~Give me all of your rum. Ill keep it safe from those sad people who dare steal it.

~Dont touch that greenish-looking meat.

~Do NOT drink that glowing rum.

~ Follow the POF guidelines.

Please keep your arms, peglegs, eyepatches, glasseyes, and possibly tentacles inside the vehicle at all times. Remain seated please, and there is no flash photography.

Thanks!
 

Thanks for making me feel welcome guys. :buds:

Grats on finally posting Neo..
Since you have been here a while then you already know that most of these people are crazy and should be locked away.

I, however, always have the best advice. Look me up if you need any help. I'm usually around.

( Throws dictionaries at Sharky )

Alright thanks! :pirate6:

What's this.... dictionary thing? Am I supposed to actually read it?


Anyways, welcome aboard, Neo! Have lots of fun! (While your sanity lasts ;))

Welcome to POF!
Now, i need rum, pronto.

Oh good, fresh meat. The Monster has been at a meat deprivation since his Birthday a few days ago.

Err, I mean... Welcome Neo! Glad to have you! I see Stealthy has already given you the rules, so I'll just leave it at this. Oh, and try not to die... its a dangerous place here, savvy?

Huh?
 

If its a dangerous place i better bring out my... Cutlass!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...rc8qtoOs2Fd1h4
:degen:

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/...rokensword.jpg

oops! Was that YOURS?

You broke my cutlass. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...BnbG5NJtYdZLGA

Welcome! I (leave this) hope you (horrid place) enjoy your (you will lose all your sanity!) time with us! :D

Welcome to a strange, dark new world. :)

Welcome to the forums Neo!!!!! :D

Yay!
 

For a dark,dangerous place, people are pretty friendly! :pirate30:

AWW I feel bad now.. HERE .. take this:

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/...er/emcurse.jpg

I got it from my GM .. he won't notice it missing. If he does I'll let him know you have it.:psmiley35:

Wow! Thanks I really appreactiate it!Looks like I joined the right guild! :laughks2:

Welcome home mate!

That's what we want you to think, it's just part of the plan...

Oops, did I say that out loud?

lol welcome neo and welcome to a place where dark things creep and crawl i hope you dont get my spider stuck in your throught (darn cant spell) he likes to do that and......... never EVER EVER TOUCH MY RUM ;) hope ya get out of here alive but wait i forgot something I FORGOT TO SING THE RUM SONG

RUMY RUMY RUMY PLEASE TURN THE SEA TO RUMY I WANT TO HAVE MY RUMY IN MY TUMY GIVE ME THE RUMY IN MY TUMY I LOVE THE RUMY RUMY AND.......DONT TOUCH MY RUM

Welcome... But what took you so long?! 2 years of just reading?!

Anyways, glad you finally joined us! Better late than never I suppose.

Welcome to the forums, please follow our (my) few rules:
1) Obey my every command
2) Give me your non-alcoholic rum
3) Get me a soda :D
Glad to have ya!

He has been reading for two years!! He knows the real rules and can see through your failed logic. "Non-alcoholic rum" Really!!

Darn.... can I get my soda? :D

Yes, at least make him get you a sandwich... Just saying.

don't listen to any of the posters above me.....

Ok
 

Ok fine ill make you a sandwich http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...Hw82WoD3jaV254
And how about you choose the soda, what would you like:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...tJVsemB-rO_Uwc or
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...FXqqvNN2P1u4UU
or how about

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...CxM771eRJ93KJL

You decide!




P.S About the spider up my throat thing, every person in the world eats it least 8 spiders every night (they crawl through your nose and into your stomach and die) or even more. Have a good sleep tonight!

Do they taste like CHICKEN? Throw a little chocolate on mine please.

lol
 

They crawl up your nose in your sleep :psmiley27:. I don't think i'll be able to put chocolate in anyones,sorry!

welcome and if want to join me in my CARIBBEAN ADVENTURES THEN JUST DROP ME A line with the days and time u want to meet up on what server and town bar drinks on me.

Sprite! Gimme! I suppose you deserve a gift.... well how about a warning?
http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/...2/zombie12.jpg
Scary, eh? :laughks2:

Scary? No, awesome? Yes!

Yes I am ready for a zombie attack! http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...FXqqvNN2P1u4UU Here's your sprite.

Hey! My epic dream sword!!!

No! That's my dream sword! You can't take it because It's gaurded by my crew :buds: :zix0sn: :Pirate9: :pirate6: :Pirate7: :piratear: :piratemt2: