Long Live The Ban Game!
 

With the old ban game nearing a close, its time for a restart! For those of you that are returning... welcome back! For those that are new... prepare for a world of insanity. Here are the rules, for you Noobanners.

Ban the poster above you.

Stay within POF guidelines. We don't want any MAJOR trouble. ;)

Use the chat room for chatting. Do not attempt to converse with your banners.

Have fun and remember, it's just a game!

I'll start off...

I ban the foolish Noobanners who will probably come and try to make clever bans directed to me.

I ban Davy for starting a new thread and then advertising it

I ban dog because I didn't advertise it. I merely mentioned it and then you got curious and went to investigate. Curiosity killed the dog!

I ban Dog for being the foolish Noobanner who came and tried to make a clever ban directed at Davy.

And I ban Davy for killing his own pet.

I ban MA because

1) I am not a Noobanner. Ask any of the Masters.

2) For using the "You're talking about yourself" phrase that people use in Elementary School when they can't think of anything to say.

3) CURIOSITY killed the dog.

I ban Davy because

1) Try reading my ban next time, I called Dog a noobanner. Also you are a senior noobanner, but a noobanner none the less.

2) Look whos talking.

3) Curiosity that you created.

I ban MA for editing his ban, being incorrect in his ban game ranks, and using the "Look who's talking" phrase which is no better than "You're talking about yourself."

I Ban Davy just so I can grace this ban game with my presence, then disappear again.

I skip ban Davy because

1) Juliana called you a senior noobanner, are you going to argue with a ban master?

2) TSC used that very same "You're talking about yourself." ban on me about a week ago. Are you going to argue with YOUR master?

I ban MA for mentioning me in most of his bans.

I ban TSC for being WORTHY of being mentioned in most of his bans

I ban K5K for because I like that.

I ban TSC for liking the fact that he is (Barely) worthy of being mentioned in my bans, you must cheer when I pwn you!

I ban all of you.

I skip Dog to ban MA for that misguided sentence.

I ban skip for skiperdooing to ban someone.. how dare you something so... perfectly acceptable!?!?

I ban dog for making a bad pun of Skiperdoo's name.

I ban Catherine because it was intentional.

I ban Dog because it was still bad even if it was intentional.

I ban Cat because it was meant to be bad.

I ban dog for going out of his way to make a bad ban.

I ban Mr. A because I didn't go out of my way... it was easy

I ban Dog for that Double PWNAGE on MA!!

I ban the "Ban master" above me for being by far the least creative banner of the past month.
And thats just from the beginning of May. Why all the hostility? does my name make you uncomfortable?:laughks2:

I ban Mr. Awesome for pwning TSC! High five!

I ban Cat for fighting for the french, and then I high five her!

I ban TSC for feeling honored. I'd feel embarrassed if I were you.

I ban dog because that was total pwnage. No questions asked.

I ban MA because TSC is hostile when he tries to go easy on you. He'd rather not risk going hard on you. After all, the ban masters do need a few punching bags.

I ban Davy for even trying to delve into the depths of TSC's motives. Please don't. It's dangerous.

I ban Crestshot for trying to tell me something is dangerous when she knows of the rum I drink.

I ban Davy for not acknowledging my pwnage of TSC, but acknowledging Dog's pwn even though that was six bans ago... My name must make you uncomfortable too!

Also I am a punching bag... And by that I mean I am a bag of flesh that punches.

I ban MA because your so called "pwnage" wasn't worth me clicking another add quote button. THAT would be out of the way.

I ban Davy because apparently it was worthy of two of your bans. What did I do to deserve all this hostility? -sigh-

I ban MA because reaching over to click on the add quote button involves more thinking than pressing keys on my keyboard.

I ban you again because if you grow up in this hostile environment you will become more aggressive and therefore a stronger banner.

I ban Davy for not thinking when he bans. *cough*pwn*cough*

I ban MA because no, I don't think. Its instinctive.

*coughyourpwnhasbeendestroyedcough*

I ban Davy for using only instinct, which makes you no better than an insect. *coughthepwnisbackcough*

I ban MA because when someone throws a punch at you, your instinct is to block. Therefore instincts aren't bad.

I ban Davy because of the because of the thing that made me ban Davy because of the becauseness that dwells deep in side just because land

I ban _______ <--- that guy.

These ban games are becoming shorter and shorter.....

I must ban all of you. I am sorry.

Trivia: Capital of North Dakota is....

Bismark.

I ban you.

I ban you for getting it right.

South Dakota?

I ban you for complementing me.

That would be Pierre.

Capital of the country Burkina Faso?

Ouagadougou.

Let's stick with US states.

Maine?

I ban you for not banning! You have fallen into my trap.

Augusta.

California?

Sacremento.

I ban you for pointing out errors.

Michigan?

I ban Lansing.

Can you ban the capital of Iowa?

I ban Des Moines.

Can you ban Hawaii?

(Are you using help while trying to do this?)

(No, are you?)

I ban Honolulu.

Can you ban the capital of Ohio?

I ban Davy and Dog for conversing in the ban game. nun4u!

Colmbus.

(No, I have to memorize them for my test...)

Can you ban Utah!!!

I ban the fact that that one made me think a bit... Ah yes, I ban that city with the salty lake.

Why don't you go and ban Rhode Island?

Providence.

I ban you all.

Nite.

I ban Dog for not coming online as much.

I ban BBX for changing her avvie for the first time in ages. Did this happen awhile ago and I missed it?

I ban Crest for missing the whole skull avvie charade.

I ban Mr. SAS for probably encouraging this chrade.

I also ban the title of this thread for being right. Davy actually did a good thing?!?

I ban Jack for taking so long to return.

For when WJARR becomes active again, just saying that Hammy has promising minion signs.

I ban Skiperdoo for making me put two and two together... 5!

Big News... next ban by me.

I ban Jack becase you've gotta divide the five by...

64/2 x 18.1(x+3)
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(12-4) 5+2x2

I must skiperdoo Skiperdoo to ban my dear Jack Shipsteel. Welcome back mate!

Where the blazes have you been?! And why aren't you giving me rum?! DON'T PROTEST!

I ban Davy for telling Jack not to protest.

Oh haven't you learned anything???

I ban Skiperdoo, for the answer is pie. Were you offering some?

To all whom it may concern:

Effective now, Wackie Jackie's Army for Rum Replication, or WJARR, is being re-established. For what reason? I am often times too involved in other things to focus on the mastering of rum. So, I am re-forming the WJARR, and asking all employees to return, where they will begin being paid twice their former paycheck, (3 to 6 barrels a month).

However, while I am de facto leader, I trust you can handle yourselves enough to issue your own orders. I may be gone for any amount of time, so I need you to be able to work without my supervision. In case any major issues are brought up, I ask you to vote on the point, and only if there is an unanimous agreement will it pass.

Also, I no longer will give you all your orders. Come up with your own rum-related projects! Just make sure it furthers our cause, and not hinders it. I hope I can trust you on this.

Yours Truly,

Jack Shipsteel

I ban Jack for bringing back WJARR!

WOOT!!!!:buds::buds::buds:

I ban Skiperdoo, for I expect some flesh blood to flow through our system. See if we can recruit any candidates.

I banz Jack bcuz Hamy sowndz lyke a kewl canid8

I ban Skiperdoo, for somebody called Hammy sounds like he would fit us just fine.

I ban Jack for owing me those two barrels of rum per month that The Monster and you arranged. I think you owe us something like eight, but I'd be willing to go to six and a quarter for an old friend.

I ban Davy for making just and reasonable demands.

I ban Jack because I know if I go unreasonable it will only harm both of us.

Nah, it'll only harm Jack.

I ban the people who talk about me. I'm always watching...

I ban Davy for making me think he changed, and then going spoiler on me.

I ban Jack, because it looks like I just spoiled your thought that I had changed!

I ban Davy for making want to facepalm, but ignoring the urge so I can type.

I ban Jack for being at a loss of words. Cat got your pun?

I ban Davy for making me wonder why he is an apprentice banner.

Oh yes.. you need the lessons.

I ban Jack for...

1) Not appreciating the occasional pun.

2) Being jealous that he is not apprenticed, and is merely a solo banner.

I ban Davy for I like flying solo. Gives you time to asess the battlefield and not worry about what actions you take and how they will affect your team.

Which is why I like sniping so much...

I ban Jack because while you're looking through your looking through your scope, I will kill you from behind.

I ban you again because if you fly solo, nobody will care for you when they find you with a knife in your back that says "Davy wuz heer"

! b@nz D@vy f0t t@!l!ng !n 1337.

I ban Davy, for the claymore that I planted right next to me will leave a strange body with half it's face blown off laying where it should be.

I ban Jack for explaining why he flies solo. You accidentally blow up all your buddies.

I ban Davy, for it was worth it!

I ban Jack for blowing people up and being happy about it.

I ban dog because isn't that what we do when we use our grenades?

I ban Davy because Jack sounds like my kind of friend!

I skip MA to ban Davy. yes when we use grenades we do blow people up... but we don't take pleasure in it... at least I don't (unless they're skeletons than they're dead anyway)

I ban dog for not playing a game for pleasure.

I ban MA because I play POTCO for pleasure but I don't take pleasure from killing people.

I ban Dog for making a good point... That cadet was just doing his job :(.

I ban MA because unfortunately for the cadet out job as pirates is to take him out... all I'm saying is we ought not be happy about killing them even though we must do it.

I ban Dog because I think this conversation has lead us to a very special place, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically... grammatically...

I ban MA for trying to make the ban game a spiritual experience.


Also I ban you all a good night!

I ban for Mr. Awesome for messing with the nerofactorzobia of a ban conversation.

I skip ban Dog because sleep is for the weak! I just rest my eyelids.

I ban MA for pretending he doesn't sleep. I'll bet he's sleeping right now.....

I ban Sharktooth for not believing Mr. Awesome doesn't sleep. :laughks2:

I ban Emily for falling for his traps.

I ban you both because I am still not asleep, I only sleep when I want to use Freddy as a punching bag. I also ban you two for not getting the reference.

I ban Emily for getting pwned and thinking MA is asleep! I told you!