The Ban Game!
 

Most of you know how it goes. However, for those poor souls that decide that they are brave enough to venture here, I guess instructions would be suitable:

Ban the poster above you
Stay within POF guidelines
Use the chat room for chatting
Have fun
Remember, it's just a game

Keep in mind that these are more like guidelines that actual rules.

The Master is here!

I ban TSC for pronouncing his arrival.

I ban TSC for appropriately pwning both Awesome and McSharky.

I ban Cretshot because I posted a ban thread before him.

I ban MA because no you didn't.

I ban MA and TSC because I called it first, and I had the thread set up and everything. Rude.

I ban Skirata in agreement...

I skip ban TSC because he is the time my thread was posted and here is yours Yet again people say he pwned me when he didn't.

I ban Jules because they expect me to be nice. "I called it" Hahaha!!

I ban MA because No One has posted on yours! Therefore making this one the official thread!

I ban... someone.....

^^^ from the other ban game.

Called it....

I skip ban TSC because someone just did.

I ban MA for tasting Karma. That's what you get for stealing it from me .

I ban TSC because I eagerly await his Karma.

I ban MA and CST because I think I need to bring cheese and crackers for all That Whine!

Just play!

I ban TSC for that pwn. That was.... epic.

I skip ban TSC for using one of the oldest, and worst puns in the book!

I ban MA for just being mad that he got pwned.

I ban MA for getting Pwned with such an old pun!


Elderly Pwnage!!

I ban all these bans! It's not easy to go from thread to thread when mobile rofl. I'm sticking to this one :P

I ban Jules for joining Team Skirata!

I skip ban Juliana for not sticking to my thread!

I ban MA because posting on a Ban Master's thread makes more sense. And Star Wars is cool.

I ban CST because Star Wars is awesome! The star wars EU on the other hand...

I ban MA because Jules knows what is Fried Gold.

I ban TSC and his team of three. DF would like to join.

I also ban all the Noobanners for whining that they didn't get a turn to post. Don't whine about it. Rum about it. Rum is better.

I ban the Star Wars fans. Star Wars is cool. But lightsabers? Those are hot.

I ban Davy for the request.. I'm surprised we don't have a proper hierarchal system by now...

I ban Davy. :sign0024:

I skiperdoo Sharktooth to ban Jules for thinking there is any order in this chaos other than Noobanner and Ban Master... and those people that fall somewhere in between or off to the side.

I ban Shark for using the banemote...

I ban Davy because he has a point, though I always thought it would be neat. At least the noobanners would have something to aspire to.

I ban Davy and Jewels because I'm pretty sure there is like a list of rankings. xP

I ban Shark for lacking certainty, and without certainty, you are incorrect.

I also ban you for having 1111 posts at this time.

I ban Davy because I am right.

I ban Davy for noticing how cool that is.

I ban CST because that post count is incorrect.

I ban MA because it is correct. I have posted 1,111 times meaning I have 1,111 posts. What's wrong about that?

I ban MA for questioning the site.

I ban Davy because if you look at his statistics you will see he has way more posts than that... and I have way more posts than 137.

I Ban Awesome for trying to count activity posts as real posts. If that were the case, I would have you all beat by a couple thousand.

I ban Crest for pointing out what is obvious for all of us that are not "awesome". Such a rookie mistake for someone that claims to know everything about everything.

I ban TSC because I never ever claimed that, not even as a child. And if you are referring to this then that must be the saddest misinterpretation of a quote I have ever seen:laughks2:.

I ban MA because activity thread posts don't count toward real posts..... fail. :laughks2:

I ban CST because crestshot kindly pointed that out to me two posts ago.... fail. :laughks2:

I ban MA because I noticed that. You just failed so bad I had to point it out again. You committed the real fail.

I ban CST because the only person here who failed is you, I didn't know about something and I learned from my mistake, while you knowingly skipped two bans.

I ban MA because unlike you, I never made a mistake in the first place though, meaning you failed more.

I ban CST because we have all made mistakes, anybody who claims otherwise is un-awesome.

I ban MA because that is irrelevant to what we were talking about.

I ban McSharky just to interrupt the ban session between him and Awesome.

I ban Crestshot for interrupting our ban session.

I second that ban. How dare you!

I ban you both because a ban master cannot interfere in a ban session, they can only improve it.

I ban Julie because anybody can improve a ban session.

I ban Skip for being so very wrong...

I ban Julie for proving her own point.

Does anybody else notice that MA's thread was posted 3 mins before this one??

I ban Skip because there are two ban game threads.... can we use both?

I ban Rich for asking me whether he should ban as much as he'd like.

I ban the disappointment...

I ban Julie... yeah I guess that just copied your ban.

I ban Skip because I must.

I ban TSC because It's my obligation.

I skip ban TSC for not acknowledging my pwning of him

I ban MA for trying too hard to pwn TSC. Waay too hard.

I ban Skip because on must work hard if they dare attempt the impossible....

I ban Skip for Pwning MA by calling him out on his failure.

I ban Jules for the rare typo.

Oops. I ban my quick typing... missed the 'e'. Poor little e :(

I ban Jules for discriminating against "e".

I ban TSC because e is for evil.. muahaha!

I ban TSC because discriminating against the most common letter seems a bit strange, don't you think?

It's probably a lot more likely to see an anti-z uprising.

OK let me try a little less effort, I skip ban TSC for ridiculously misinterpreting what I said.

I ban MA for not trying hard enough this time.

I ban Skip because I put just the right amount of effort typing those big words:laughks2:.

I ban MA because that's what all his effort was put into.

I ban Skip because MA can't let go of things.

I also ban MA for failing, then getting Pwned by Skip, then going back to same subject just to get Pwned by Skip again.

I ban TSC for making it sound like getting Pwned by me is anything out of the ordinary.

I ban Skip because it has become ordinary that you keep Pwning MA.

I ban TSC for confusing ordinary with perpetual again.

I ban Skip because Perpetual means never ending, while Ordinary is standard. Therefore Your Pwnage of MA may be both, but it might end someday. Unlikely but we never know.

I ban TSC for scaring MA away.

I ban Skip for dare thinking I am even intimidated by TSC.

I ban MA for being wrong on so many levels.

*Hides in corner waiting for ultimate TSC Pwnage*

I ban Skip for being scared of TSC.

I ban MA because I'm just scared of the ban shrapnel.

I ban Skip, you get the shrapnel and I get the awesome explosion!

I ban MA for being stupid enough to go towards the explosion.

I ban Skip because it is better to be a fool than a coward.

I ban all of you for creating a new ban game in my absence.

I ban MA because it's the coward that always survives.

Also, if you keep banning, there's a higher chance TSC will Pwn you instead of me.

EDIT: I ban Stealthy for being extremely slow.

I ban Skip because I am off to play POTCO, thanks for an enjoyable ban session.

And I ban SC because we created two ban games.

I ban MA for lying. I created a new ban game, while MA failed miserably in an ill conceived attempt of creating a ban game.

I ban TSC because only people like TSC and I can create a successful ban game in which people are drawn towards.

No offense, but being a noobanner doesn't really help.

I ban Skip because no offense was taken, I plan on graduating from noobanner status 2500 posts from now.

I ban MA for his slightly optimisic schedule.

I skip Skype and ban MA for planning so far ahead.

I ban Stealthy for planning in the past.

I ban Skype for thinking I have plans for something that already happened.

I ban Stealthy because if you didn't have plans in the past, it's unikely you'll have plans in the future.

The blue posting nonsense comes to mind.

I ban Skype for I will create something big. Dont worry.

I Ban those who try PLANNING on becoming Ban Masters. Those who want shall not receive.

I ban Crest because there's a difference between wanting and knowing.

I ban Skippidy-doo-da for claiming power of precognition. Right.

I ban Crest for thinking precognition has anything to do with this.

I ban Crest for posting below me!

I ban Skype for thinking he can predict the future.