The Ban Game
 

With the old ban game nearing it's end, a new one must be born. It may not be dead yet, however, what better way to return than this?

Rules:

• Ban the poster above you
• Stay within POF guidelines
• Use the chat room if you wish to chat
• Have FUN

I ban all who follow, and all who thought they would be the ones to post this!

Okay whoa whoa whoa.

I ban SvenO for starting the new thread before the old is at 1000 posts! THOU ART A VILLAIN!

I ban SvenO again for posting the new ban game even though you haven't banned for MONTHS! THOU ART A VILLAIN!

EDIT: I ban you a third time for not giving it a clever title! Just "The Ban Game".

THOU ART A VILLAIN!

I ban Davy for saying Thou Art A villan AGAIN!

THOU ART A VILLAIN! for not liking it when I say that, and therefore you are banned.

You are banned for believing you could post this thread, little did you know, the lurker quit lurking.

I ban Sven. I'll call you a VILLAIN! some other time.

Like now. THOU ART A VILLAIN!

I ban you again for not lurking any more.

I ban Sven for waiting for his power to grow until he can ban us into nonexistance.

I ban you again so I can have four bans on Dr. Sban.

I ban he who must post multiple ineffective bans together, rather than post a single, effective ban.

I ban SvenOSban for truly being upset about being banned four times.

I ban you for assuming I was upset, when in actuality, I sneakily commanded you to quit banningx4 :D

I ban SvenO for being quite clever in that sense, yet not clever enough to punctuate his sentence.

I must skip Davy to ban SOS, who's comeback was planned a week beforehand. And for that, I must applause you.

I ban Jack because pirate's rarely plan anything more than a day into the future.

I ban Davy for not acknowledging the brilliance that some pirates are sparked by.

I ban Jack for having three L's in brilliance. Interesting spelling, do you hold the L sound extra long?

I ban Davy for not being able to think of a rebuttal, and instead, hide his ineptitude by being critical of my grammar.

"You know how we say 'owned' in Russian? OWNT!"

I ban Jack for bringing Russian into the ban game. No foreign languages!

I ban Davy for not approving of Russian, and any other languages. We need a Banguage..

I ban Jack in, for once, complete agreement.

The language should consist of primarily the words 'I', 'ban', and 'you'.

I ban Davy, for... agreeing with me?

APOCALYPSE! THE WORLD WILL SHATTER! SAVE YOUR LOVED ONES!

I ban Jack for having no loved ones to save.

I ban Davy. A southwest wind blow all o'er ye.

I ban Stealthy for facing northeast.

(Sorry Noobanners)

I Ban SOS for finally giving into the peer pressure I've been giving him. It's. About. TIME!

I ban this supposed, "peer pressure." There was no such thing.

I must skip Mr. Sban to ban Crest for referring to me as a Noobanner. You and I know that I graduated Noobanner long ago.

Okay now I'll ban SvenO for not banning the post above him.

I ban Davy because nobody banned me. :(

I ban this talk of rebellion. Anybody want chimichangas? I have some no you may not have any until you tell me what a chimichanga is and why it feels funny saying chimichangas over and over again.

I ban Dead for not being in tune with the flow of ban.

I ban Skip because I'm never in tune... I'm in lune.

I ban Skiperdoo for bringing music into this. Don't make me sing THE SONG.

I ban Davy for I know of a song. A powerful song, and the lyrics are...
















Time to play The Game...










Time to play The Game!!

I ban Dead for not telling us the name of his song. Please share it with us...

I ban Skip for either being sarcastic, or clueless.

I ban Jack for being the latter.

I ban Skipy for thinking me of all people are clueless.

I also ban the lurking Sven, who will actually ban now!

I ban He Who Shall Be Always Banned!

I skip back to Deadpool for referring to The Game. I lost.

I ban TSC for being very excited about his buddy's return.

Err... I ban... Jack just because he's Jack.

I ban DF because I believe Deadpool is referring to The Cerebral Assassin. Triple H.

I also ban DF because of course I am happy to see my old friend return!

Silly pirates, you haven't hit 1,000 in the old thread. You shan't crash the forum or do any harm exceeding 1,000. Remember, when it gets there we'll close it. You can post there until then. Now go get those 4 extra posts. :-)


On that note I ban TSC for various inexplicable reasons.

I ban Mr. Ironmalley for that amazing moment in The Ban Game.

I ban JackI for making the threads go open close open close open close open close. It makes meh head hurt.

EDIT: I ban JackI because the old thread is only at 999 REPLIES. It needs one more!

I thank Jack for clearing this mess up, but I still ban him because of his avvie reminds me of Dr. Who.

I ban Davy because it still has 1,000 posts, exactly.

That's why we just continue along till a mod catches it and closes it past 1,000. There's a sticky and everything. :mickeypiratezd4:

I shall ban Davy or TSC or whoever has posted between the time it took me to post this message and return to silently lurking.

I ban Mr. Ironmalley because I teach the banners fast posting skill.

I ban TSC for posting before I had the chance.

I ban JackI for appearing to be hooked on The Ban Game.

I ban DF for not knowing that Jack I was a regular back in the day.

I ban Davy for being hooked on monster rum.

I ban Skip for his slowness.

I ban TSC for as they (and by they, I mean nobody) say! Once a banner, always a banner!

I ban Skiperdoo for not ever tasting its wonders.

I ban Mr. Ironmalley for he is probably going to post before me.

EDIT: Never mind, it was TSC.

I ban Davy because I have tasted It's "wonders", don't you remember when I was green?

I ban Skiperdoo because its not wonders unless you're like me.

I ban Davy because when I finish my Zinc Nitrate solution, the monster rum will never effect me again.

I ban Skiperdoo for having impossible dreams.

I ban Davy for having possible nightmares.

I ban Skiperdoo because nightmares run at the sight of me.

I ban DF because nightmares and Monsters run at the site of Me.

I ban TSC!

I ban TSC for being repulsive enough to have those run at the sight of him. Its okay, you're not alone.

I bannish you for being too slow...

I ban SvenO for bannishing and not banning.

I ban Sven for being a bit rusty.

I ban Skippy for knowing not of what he speaks.

I ban SveNoob for his triumphal return.

I ban SvenO for using some pretty fancy shmancy language.

I ban Skiperdoo because the only thing on Sven that is rusty is his cutlass... may want to give it a polish.

I ban TSC for finally realizing he's returned.

I ban Skip because that is the first time I ban him here in a while.

I ban TSC for... seriously? That was the best you could think of?

I ban Skippy for not thinking of better.

I ban this "In a while" nonsense. After all, we're not banning in the past are we?

I ban SvenO for BARELY thinking better.

I ban Davy because I've always thought better.

I ban Sven for bragging.

I ban Davy for making another boring ban.

I ban skip for making the most boring ban, ever.

I ban Sven for suddenly becoming a regular again.

I must Skiperdoo SvenO to ban Skiperdoo for saying my ban was boring. Think of better bans mate.

I ban Davy for having to Skiperdoo, if the poster is above him.

I ban Davy for re-awakening the seven great banners. I think they're angry at your weak bans.

I ban Skiperdoo for being so desperate to come up with a good ban, that he resorts to criticizing perfectly good ones.

I ban Davy for explaining his own agenda.

I ban........

Who? WHO!!!!!?!?!?!?! You must give a name (___), reason (____). No, this is too much, that was... the WORST ban I have ever seen! You've exceeded Davy's worst! That was... TERRIBLE!!!!

I ban the noobanner for falling for a clear trap. In case you didn't notice, you failed to ban at all, making you have the worst ban ban attempt, of all time!

I ban Sven for calling me a noobanner. I couldn't ban that because it didn't even deserve it.

I ban the poor excuse made by Skip. You ban me for not saying "who", yet you yourself failed to ban, at all.

I ban Sven for creating a paradox. Either you did ban me, or you didn't, you can't do both.

I ban Skip for being a banning noob and missing Svens obviously clever edit ban.. maybe you need glasses mate

I ban Dog because I do have glasses! I just refuse to be banned by such silly methods.

I ban Skip for scolding the silly.

I ban Jack for not helping me. :(

I ban Skipy for expecting help from any soul on the ban game.

I also ban in advance anybody who opens a new thread BEFORE we reach 1000. AND, we will not retire said thread UNTIL it is retired by a mod.

So let's shoot for 1,100 posts, shall we?

I ban Jack for shooting a number. How's that even possible?

I ban Skiperdoo for not carving the number of 1,100 out of wood, posting it up on a traget, and allowing me to use it as target practice!

I ban Jack for being so demanding.

But if you must.
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Fire at will I guess...

I ban Skiperdoo for actually giving me something to do!

pew! pew pew! pew!

I ban Jack for not using the Lazer Flintlock's© suppressor.

I ban Skipy for reminding me of the suppressor.

pew! pew pew pew!

I ban Jack for posting yesterday. (according to the site)

I ban Skiperdoo for reminding me of The Beatles.

Pew! PEW! PEEEEEEEEEEEW!