The sympathy game
 

This is the last of 3 games we play on our family road trips. The sympathy game!
Here's how it works
You come up with something random like
"My right index finger just got eaten by a monkey named bobo"
And the next poster comes up with something that you need to top in order to get sympathy. Go on try it!

My phone got stolen by a hobo named Marcus.

My brothers pirate lost Tyrant's Blade. 0_O

I lost my legs

My mouth has been sewn shut.

I lost my intestines to now i have to digest food with my hands

I lost The Game.

I lost my pants. ( And The Game D: )

I lost everything in like, even my under wear so i have a sand loin cloth

Tarzan stole my dignity. (Yes, this is a reference to your loin cloth)

LOL thats funny!

an epic banna stole my wig

My wig has been gone 4ever! (Woot, ban game reference outside of the ban game!)

The game itself lost the game thus making me lose the reference to the ban game outside of the ban game!

I died.....

Because I killed myself and then you. Then was eaten by a wild dog by the name of Bruno.

Bruno died

Poor bruno! I miss that guy. He was my best friend who ate meh! *stiff* he was my only friend who ate me D:

I lost my dignity.

I fell into my pool. D:

I broke my laugh box when I saw sharktooth fall in that pool.

I made the paint on the walls melt by laughing and sprying saliva.:laughks2:

i ate myself.

I was abducted by aliens. Ones that replaced my brain with the one of Davy Fireskull.

I turned into a banana.

I ate the bannana and you transform back, exploding my stomach.

I lost the game?

I started to play this game.

I heard weirdbeard singing. o_e

My outboard motor was just stolen by a rouge gang of blue puppies intent on using it for nefarious purposes such as ones pertaining to me having to watch them drive by each day.

8(

My brain was stolen and used against me in a Trivia Tournament. O_o

My brother is a Monster...

Mr. Awesome is not Amazing, and Mr. Amazing is not Awesome...

I lost a PvP match with a level 2...

I have a hairy back...... (not really)

My eyeball fell out.

I have two eyepatches, two hooks, and two peg legs.

I miss The Ban Game.

I exploded and taped myself back together. Then, I went swimming and scattered again. Better get some duct tape.

I sunk the Queen Ann's Revenge and got three Treasure Chests, two Royals, and a Skull Loot Chest... Only to be sunk by a Bounty Hunter...

Bounty Hunters don't chase me.

Bounty Hunters CHASE me, making my "sink 35 ships" quest harder.