The Ban Game! Still here!
 

'ello mates and Welcome to The Ban Game. You should know the rules, and in case you don't, get aquainted!

Rules:

- Ban the poster above you.

- Stay within POF guidelines.

- Use the chat room if you wish to chat. Posts violating this rule will be deleted from here on out.

* I ban _________ because they posted above me. This is an actual reason, and posts such as this are okay (and what this game's about.)
* I ban _________ because I was playing today and got a famed weapon! This is a conversation. If you would like to converse with your fellow banners/bannees, feel free to join us in #piratesonlineforums via the front page.

-There's something I'm missing.... uhh... HAVE FUN!

I'll get us off and running.

I ban the minions who are being difficult.

I ban Jack for starting the new thread.

I also second your ban on the minion part.

I ban Jack because when you started this thread, there were only 999 replies on the old one.

I ban Sharky for becoming my new Partner in Rum. No, your still not a rum master.

G'Night Minions! Don't burn down the forums!

I ban Jack for ditching us. Noob.

I ban those who believe to have power over minions. AKA those three. ^^^

I ban Jack for calling us all minions not giving me a dog bone AND starting the new thread.

I ban CREST!!!!!

I ban Dog.

I ban Crest. I have no minions.

I banned crest because she posted above me and it is a rare occurrence

now I ban davy for fun

I ban Dog.

I ban Sharky for not being interesting.

I ban Skippers because Dog didn't give me a good enough reason to ban him.

I ban sharktooth for his avatar no being a shark tooth.

I ban pond for copying SEAKING's old avatar.

I ban Pond because I have never seen him post on a ban game before.

I ban Dog for using the ban that everyone said for you.

I ban myself for coming back to this game.

And I ban Sharky for telling someone something logicalish.

I ban Jason for not being able to resist the temptation of the Ban Game.

If there is someone who posts at the same time as me, i ban him/her/them.

If there isnt, I ban Sharky.

First, I ban Crest for being a hypocrite. So, Rum Master Crest can have minions, but Rum Master Jack cannot?

I also ban Stealth for being to occupied predicting the non-existent future.

If there is a person posts at the same time as me, I ban him/her/ them

If there isnt, I ban Jack.

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I ban the repetitive Stealthy, and I ban Jack for using the same ban.

I ban Sharky for not appreciating the art of laziness.

I ban Jack because I do appreciate it, it is one of my best resources.

I ban Sharky for being lazy.

Jack PWNED

I ban Sharky for he actually did more work quoting me.

I ban Jack because I got my point across, so it was worth it.

I ban Shark for pointing is rude.

I ban dead because i dont read comics

I ban Ropeburn for making me click on her profile.

I ban Sharky for falling for the trick.

I ban Davy because it wasn't a trick. It was an intended statement.

I ban Sharky, Dead, Rose, and Messer Davy for leaving the game quite quiet. Only 6 bans?

I ban Jack. You can't tame the minions. You have lost.

I ban Messer Ex-Minion for not seeing how my one minion, Sharky, has already been tamed. Still trying to trick, I mean, recruit new people to join the.....

Wackie Jackie's Army for Rum Replication!

Or, WJARR.

I ban Jack for making me loosen my grip on The Monster's leash.

I ban Davy for 1) Thinking I'm still afraid of the monster, for I have long since provided myself with vaccinations, and 2) not checking out the Create A Sentence thread to see the new story unrraveling.

I ban Jack for 1) No vaccination can prevent maiming, and 2) I lost track of the story long ago.

I ban Davy for not noticing I'm in my top-secret, surrounded by Mahcine gun wielding friends, Drink Replicator making hidout. Loaned to me by my good friends at Abstergo Industries.

And I actually thought you would be interested in maiming a rum master and rum tax agent who goes by Jack...

I ban Chris Ironhawk a Happy Birthday!!!

I ban Davy for bringing birthdays into this. And not giving Chris any rum.

Or did you?

The WJARR shall find out.

EDIT: After much digging, the WJARR have found that the accused, Fireskull, Davy, did in fact give birthday rum to Ironhawk, Christopher, in the Sorcerors, Shadow thread.

I ban Jack for trying to keep all rum under watch. Get away from my rum!

I ban you all for keeping this game, which is the most active thread on the whole site, alive. I will live to see the day where it is not posted on for a whole day!

I ban the evermore rare Del for thinking that day will ever come! Such horrid thoughts!

I ban Jack because that day has already come and gone.

I double ban Del for wishing that upon us.

I ban Shark because my only wish... is that I were a fish.

I ban Dead for having a strange wish... and that it rhymes adds to your ban. PWN.

Two times in one day? You all should feel so blessed by my presence ~_~

I ban Sharky for also being a captain - there must be only one! Engarde! :degen:

I ban Mel for taking mah rum again. (Yes, I know she didn't post before me but I'm allowed)

(Rare Mod Ban!)

I ban Sven for banning someone who never posted here!

(Rare Del Ban!)

I ban Del for showing his face around these parts once again.

I ban the Noob Banner for being excited when a Mod comes around and starts banning...

I ban Muffin for being right.

I ban Del because you is a Delmaria Darkskull, not a Captain Delmaria Darkskull, unless the player card is wrong.

I ban muffin because I am not a noobanner. I have been around these parts to know how to ban properly. I also ban Sharky for questioning Mr. Darkskull's name.

I ban Davy for claiming to know how to ban properly. Really?

And for the record, you're a grasshoppa.

I ban Crest for acknowledging my non-noobannernesss.

I ban Davy, What is I then o wise banners?

I ban Sharky for not making any sense!

If he's a grasshoppa, I must be Ban King. Nah. Too much responsibililty...

I ban Skiperdoo for not finding logic in the illogical.

I ban Jack because this is my 4th Ban Game, I am certainly more then a noobanner.

I ban McSharky for trying to rise above his status.

I ban Crest because I earned it. Fair and square.

I ban McSharky for believing there's any earning here, as opposed to just sticking around here for a while out of boredom.

I ban Crest because I do that too.

I ban McSharky to admitting to his failures. That's the first step.

I ban crest for using a funny nick name...

No one told me his new name was Mcsharky!! 0_0

I ban SEAKING because that has been my nickname for at least a month. FAIL.

I ban Sharktooth for no one knows your nickname

I ban geedy619 because because everyone knows my nickname. I do mean everyone.

I also ban you because you are the newest noobanner. :P

I ban sharky for keeping a secret nick name

I shall skip SEAKING23 and

ban Sharktooth instead for you are the noobbanner for i just havent been on in a while

I ban geedy because... yeah.

I ban 23 because it was definitely not a secret nickname. I just have too many so... yeah.

Sharktooth, Cap't Shark, Sharky, The., Ape, The Apocalyptic Magenta, McSharky.

I ban Iron, our noobanner. AKA, Fresh meat.

I ban davy becuase whenever you say that your bro comes running over..

i double ban shark becuase i never seen anyone use that nickname

I ban 23 because you are a noob. Crest uses it ALL the time. Actually, Crest is the only one that uses it. :P

I ban shark for being noob than George and for how do you expect me to know it if shes the only one who uses it??

Because she uses it everytime she bans me. IBY.

I ban SEAKING23 for not beeing able to know about the ever so "SEACRET" nickname.

I ban geedy for having a funny name, and for being a noob banner

I ban 23 because he isn't a noobanner.

TVM Sharktooth

I ban SEAKING23 for it was a miss spell im working on getting it fixed

I ban geedy for his lack of grammer. I'll have to bring in the GP....

I ban Sharktooth for if u play with me some time u will see how my spelling/ grammer looks with out spell check..... its alwfull

I ban geedy for almost giving me a heart attack. You know how I am about typos...

I ban Davy for it is not my fault

I ban Iron for returning to us on the Ban Game. Heya mate!

I ban crest for not knowing that my time was being taken up :P

hiya to u to mate

I ban the previous debate on nicknames. Let's submit my resume!

Jack Shipsteel

Aliases: Jack, Cap'n Jack, Jack Jack, Jak, Jak Jak, Jackie, Jacko, Wackie Jackie, Jackie Wackie, Wacko Jacko, Jacko Wacko, The Rum Master # 2, Your Overlord, Abstergo Agent #47394585, HeWhoDrinksRum, Rum Lover, Insane, Jack of all Trades.

Quotes:
"The problem with reality is that there's no background music."
"5 out of 5 doctors reccomend that the best way to stay healthy is to never anger me."
"Nothing is something, something is anything, anything is everything, but everything is nothing."

Criminal Record:
57 accounts of Piracy.
765 accounts of Theft.
4768 accounts of Sailing while intoxicated.

I ban Jack for wasting his time writing all that when he could be doing more productive things. Won't get you far in life.

I ban Davy for not noticing I called it my resume. In case I ever need a new job.

But rum master fits me perfectly.

I ban geedy because I have played with you before. :P I'll leave you to become Intellectually Competent and figure it out. ;)

I ban Jack because there should be a caps on the Rum Master.

ooooh haha lol

I ban Sharktooth for not telling me earlyer.

I ban Luckie for i have been here for a while to day that is

I ban Luckie and geedy for forgetting punctuation! Look! There are three mods looking right now! They are gonna get you!

*waves to Lilys, Melody, and SvenN*

I ban Davy for that is ok im good at typing fast not adding the puncuation and every thing it takes to mutch time

I ban you all a good night! I would also like to announce that pieisbetter2 is now my official apprentice. I will be teaching him how to ban, place rum, and to NOT drink too much syrup.