Good idea/bad idea game
 

The rules here are simple: Someone posts a good idea, then they post a bad idea. The catch? The bad idea must be a messed-up, corrupted version of the good idea.

For Example:

Good Idea: getting a front-row seat at a boxing match

Bad Idea: Getting an in-ring seat at a boxing match.

Have fun!

Good Idea: Eating steak ( om nom nom )

( did I do that right )

GI: Driving your car through the Grand Canyon.

BI: Driving your car off the Grand Canyon.

Good idea: Watching the meteors

Bad idea: Riding the meteors

Good idea: Drinking slushies

Bad idea: Drinking them too fast and getting a brain freeze

Good idea: Swimming with the fishes

Bad idea: swimming with the sharks

Do I sense Animaniacs fans?

Good idea: Riding your bike to work.

Bad idea: Riding your bike to work in an ice storm.

Good idea: Buying a car

Bad idea: Smashing a car

Good Idea: Killing Smasho

Bad Idea: Dieing at Smasho

Good idea: Getting the Lost Sword of El Patron.

Bad Idea: Letting El Patron know you have it.

Good Idea: Looting Silver Freeze.

Bad Idea: Letting Davy Fireskull know you have it.

Good idea: Stealing all the rum

Bad idea: Losing all the rum

Good Idea: Giving The Monster his meat.

Bad Idea: Being The Monster's meat.

good idea: getting silver freeze
bad idea: trashing silver freeze

Good Idea: Eating.

Bad Idea: Overeating.

Good idea: Getting a plate a spagetti with sauce.

Bad Idea: Getting a plate of worms with worm juice. (That slimy stuff on the worms)

Good idea: looting the Navy

Bad idea: Letting the Navy loot you

Good idea: Hunting

Bad idea: Being hunted.

Good idea: Eating food.

Bad idea: Having food eat you.

Good idea: Eat

Bad idea: Being eaten

Good idea: Thinking of ideas.

Bad idea: Copying ideas.

Good idea: Joining a good guild

Bad idea: Leaving a good guild

Good idea: Joining Elite Ones.

Bad Idea: Leaving Elite Ones.


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Good idea: Sinking a ship.

Bad idea: Being on a sinking ship.

Good idea: Playing this game

Bad idea: Hating this game

Good idea: Going skiing

Bad idea: Eating skis

Good idea: Playing in the snow

Bad idea: Getting buried in the snow

GI: Talking with Pirate Guy
BI: PvPing with Pirate guy :P

Good idea: Using your famed/legendary weapons

Bad idea: Trashing your famed/legendary weapons

GI: Playing a Game.

BI: Losing THE Game.

Good idea: Ordering a nice pizza on a cold night

Bad idea: Losing your phone so you can't order pizza on a cold night

GI: Taking on a Colossus with a frigate

BI:Taking on the SOTL with your frigate

Good idea: Boarding a Shadow Crow with a level 50

Bad idea: Boarding a Shadow Crow with a level 2

good idea: being the winner in a battle to the death
bad idea: losing the battle to the death

GI: Liking to eat squid.

BI: Having squid like to eat you.

GI: Playing in the snow

BI: Playing in the snow without gloves

GI: Dressing in shorts and a T-shirt in a heat wave.

BI: Dressing in shorts and a T-shirt in a snowstorm.

gi; sailing a ship without black spot
bi: getting the black spot on a ship

GI: Wearing a fur coat.

BI: Wearing a fur coat that was never killed.

gi: getting the kraken to serve u
bi: gettig the kraken to eat u

GI: Scaring people

BI: Getting scared

GI: Paying your rum tax.

BI: Trying to pay it with Davy's rum.

Good Idea: Telling your girl that she looks great in that dress

Bad Idea: Telling your girl that your other girl looks great in that dress.

Good Idea: Battling an entire Fleet led by the HMS Invincible without sinking, and fighting a Navy Elite face to face.

Bad Idea: Battling a Fleet the safe way.

GI: Having a rum tax

BI: Having a rum tax on me

GI: Throwing your girlfriend a B-day party.

BI: Putting "Happy Birthday Kate" on the cake.... but her name is Jenny.

GI: Eating with your friends.
BI: Eating your friends.

GI: Becoming a journalist.
BI: Writing on the front page: "Tornado hits cemetery! Dozens dead!"

LOL

GI: Visiting the cemetery.
BI: Living in the cemetery.

GI: Writing signs for the city.
BI: Writing "Boats take airport exit" on the most popular interstate nearby.

Good idea: Putting ornaments on the christmas tree

Bad idea: Putting presents on the fire

GI: Playing Undead Nightmare on a Game system.

BI: Being in the undead Nightmare. ( -Runs out of ammo- O_O NO!!!!!!):pirate111za1: :pirate111za1: :pirate111za1:

GI: Killing a skeleton

BI: being the skeleton

[( i I TAX SHARKOOTH'S RUM AWAY!!! ) FREE RUM! ]

GI: being MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smiley19:
BI: being someone else!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good idea: Swimming in a pool

Bad idea: Swimming in a volcano

GI: Pouring Out The Monster's Rum
BI: DRINKING The Monster's Rum

Good Idea: Inspecting the ammo and powder magazine of your ship before sailing.
Bad Idea: Inspecting the ammo and powder magainze with a lit torch.


Good Idea: Having someone stay and guard the rum.
Bad Idea: Having that someone being Captain Jack Sparrow


Good Idea: Getting a pet to keep you company on long voyages
Bad Idea: Choosing the cuddliest Dread Scorpion in the window because it was half-off.

GI: Dont Post Under me
BI: Post Under Me!!

GI: Go out and learn Spanish.
BI: Go out and learn Spanish from somebody who has a sailor's mouth.

Gi: like me
BI: copy me by making all activity posts be last osted by you, jack

Good idea: Being pirates

Bad idea: Fighting pirates

GI: Be WEIRD
BI:be normal

GI: Smuggling in fresh goods for profit!
BI: Having those goods be highly flammable Dynamite sticks.

"Chris, don't light that mat-"

BOOM!

Good idea: Getting famed weapons

Bad idea: Getting crude weapons

Good idea: Throwing nades at Tormenta baddies
Bad idea: Throwing nades at your computer...

GI: Trying to solo boss-battle

BI: Trying to solo a double fleet

GI: Throwing 'Nades Pretending They're Pokeballs
BI: Throwing You Computer Pretending It's A Pokeball

Eating a Hamburger
Eating your computer

GI: Fight Darkhart at lvl 50
BI: Fighting Darkhart at lvl 1

GI: Speaking proficient English
BI: No sabiendo hablar español en situaciones importantes.

GI: speaking english
bi:
δεν είναι σε θέση να διαβάσει ελληνικά

(yes i tranlated)

GI: Typing English on the forums
BI: Not typing English on the forums, and risking a ban. :)

gi: killing the kraken
bi:being killed as the kraken

GI: Eating calamari.
BI: The calamari is the Kraken.

GI inventing fisson energy if you have no idea what i'm talking about follow this link [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fission"])

BI destroying the blueprints and all other documentation of said invention

Good Idea: Meeting a potential mate who is in the same line of work.

Bad Idea: Being Jack Sparrow and that woman is Blackbeard's daughter.

gi:going plundering bi:going plundering in a ship whith a bit of life:psmiley27:

GI: Fighting against EITC Warlords and such.

BI: Fighting against a fleet of SOTL's.

GI: attacking ships

BI:Attacking the Dutchman and Jolly Roger and the same time.

GI: Joining POTCO.

BI: Leaving POTCO.

GI: Finding a giant Legendary fish and reeling it in.

BI: Finding a giant Legendary Kraken and being reeled in.

GI: Finally looking for the Lost Sword of El Patron.

BI: Getting the Lost Sword of El Patron... through your chest.

GI: Finding a new boss.

BI: Finding a new boss named Foulberto Smasho, and attacking.

Good Idea: offering me a milkbone

Bad Idea: throwing the milkbone off a bridge.

Good Idea: Getting the Lost Sword of El Patron

Bad Idea:Showing it to El Patron him self

Good Idea: Looking at snakes

Bad Idea: Getting attacked by a snake

GI: Staying far away from the monster.

BI: Letting the monster know where you li-*Door breaks down*

GI: Keeping the Sword of Triton.

BI: Trashing the Sword of Triton.

GI: Drinking rum.

BI: Davy drinking your rum.

GI: Posting on these forums and playing POTCO.

BI: Posting on these forums, driving a car, eating breakfast, changing a baby's diaper, and playing POTCO all at the same time.

Good Idea: Giving a mate some friendly advice...

Bad Idea: That the mate is Eliza Creststeel and the friendly advice being she should lose a few pounds.

GI: Seeing Chuck Norris, because he can see you.
BI: Not seeing Chuck Norris, because you may be a few secvonds away from death...

GI inventing the wheel
BI getting run over by that wheel