The Excuse Game
 

Okay this is how the game works, You tell the person below you to do something, and they make an excuse or reason not to. example: Give me that pizza! then the person below me would say something like: But I ate it. Okay let's start.

Give me your Lost Sword Of El Patron

It's hanging in Butcher Brown's marketplace, I loaned it to him for the weekend.

Make me a sandwich!

I have no ingredients!

Don't ban me!

But I already banned you!

Build me a house!

Sorry, left me un-glue gun in me other trousers.

Gimme rum!

I drank all the rum

Again build me a house

I have no raw materials.

I want some fresh rum!

Your monster ruined it all.

Sink that SotL!

Nah, I don't feel like it.

Go catch 4 legendary fish - in a row!

My rod is in the shop.

Buy me a tonic!

Dont have money

try to beat me in pvp

I don't feel like it.

Make me a Ship of the Line.

Ran out of nails building a birdhouse for a Christmas present. -holds up haply made, dirty, useless wooden thing- Hope you like it!

Spread the Christmas Cheer!

But my alias is Scrooge. Bah Humbug

Help me find a Famed weapon!

I have bad luck...

Gimme some soup!

I ain't gonna give ya no soup!

Play the ban game.

I aint gonna give you no soup

give ME some soup

I don't have the time to play CD...
Give me a Legendary weapon!

Dont have any

Give ME some soup

I don't have any!

Cry me a river.... Lolz

Out of tears. Long story.

Gimme a Christmas present!

Santa ( Captain Del ) is hiding

Repair my war frigate

No!

JUST GIMME SOME SOUP!

iCarly for the win.

I AIN'T GONNA GIVE YA NO SOUP!

Hand over the rum. Yes all of it.

And don't you find it weird we all post on this? Sounds like we got a lot of excuse makers.

The rum? I lit it on fire!

Give me a whip.

This hatted figure with a grizzly beard took it. Said something about a "Holy Grail." Whatever that is.

Gimme an excuse!

I AIN'T GONNA GIVE NO EXCUSE!

Give me a holy grail.

The guy I told you about earlier, well, he took it. He told me something about his name.. Indian Jones or sum'mat...

Drink this rum!

No, I already drank too much water from the Pantano River and now I feel sick

Take me to Doc Grog! Pronto!

But we're on Cuba!

Stow away in this here box.

But I am afraid of small spaces /whimpers

Repair my ship for me!

But I don't have a scaffolding!

Get me a Scaffolding!

I don't know what that is.... so I can't

Get me the Black Pearl

It's too hard to sail.

Brew me a fine rum.

I have nothing to brew with.

Get me a plank of wood.

I'll get a splinter!!!!

Give me some gloves.

They'll give me a paper cut!

Give me a beard.

I don't have a hair-growth serum on hand.

Destroy yourself

Dont have a bomb

give me your signature

Sorry, but I have no excuse! Here ya go mate, a signature from THE Jack Shipsteel. Don't misplace it now!

Become the governer of Port Royal.

Sorry, I don't have the deed to the mansion.

Give me meat for The Monster.

Sorry, but he already recieved meat from the Vending Machine.

Sell your entire stock of weapons.

But then I cant attack darkhart

give me world eater blade

-Jack Shipsteel-

Loot Skull Chest locks are hard to break.

Kill that Gravedigger.

It wouldn't be fair for him.

Give me a Ban-ana.

Im alergic

Give me a vending machine

Can't. I cursed the vending machine. Badly.


Go ban yourself, minion! (Because you are all a slave to my wit >:D)

Not a minion, and I didn't vote for you!

Make me a Ban Master.

I don't yet have the authority!

Don't lose The Game when you read this.

Sure, but you have to let me kill you first.

Get me the blade of the abyss.

The abyss is dark and um, eh.... abyssish.

Jump into the PDF volcano.

Its too hot in there!

Shut up and make me a sandwich!

Sandwiches are hard......

Become my minion.

Got that, i'd have to poison it, and i dont have any poison.

GO up to scary mary and ask her to marry you!

But she's scary!

Drink some of my rum.

You'd pound me!

Change your mood.

Why should my mood? I am always taking *hic* shots!

Get a mood!

Don't know what to make it!

Pwn yourself.

No.

Lose The Game when you read this.

I lost the game already when I saw The Ban Game title.

Post a blog!

Already did ( a very bad one though.... )

Change back your mood

But I like the holidays.

Wake up!

But Tia Dalma put me in an endless sleep ZZZZZZZZ

Wake me up

Don't got enough coffee.

Gimme rum. All of it. Don't be shy.

Drank all of me rum

Get an arcade highscore

Hate Arcade games.

Lose The Game.

already lost it

Change your avatar!

I can't change it from AWESOME!

Change YOUR avatar!

But I'm finally allowing you to pet me

Give me all of your famed weapons!

Over my cold, dead body!

Sell all your weapons.

Again Then i can't attack Darkhart

Give me your cold dead body

Like me innards inside me, thank ye.

Hand over the Ban Twig.

I broke the Ban Twig.

Hand over that Ban-ana.

I ate the ban-ana... I think

Give me new batteries

Too many kinds!!!!!!!

Head over to the Bride.

Now you are Ban-aned!

Mine are in my flashlight

Give me your dancin Kitteh

No I lost my compass

Give me some AA Batteries

To hard to retype ya know?

Fed him to Davy's monster.

Ban me!

I would, but i'm to lazy.

Make Uncharted 3 come out faster!

Too busy helping along Mass Effect 3.

Make a Ban Twig.

But you already have one

Give me an award

Do i look like the mayor of the forums to you?

Stop me from nurotically giggling..

I think it was this Iced tea that was made with the power of THE SUN!

But i can't help but make people laugh :)

Go kill every Kelpbrain on Tormenta.... in 32 seconds :D

Already did that with my ( drum roll please ) duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh master-crafted repeater pistol.

Kill me every kelp[brain on tormenta on every server in 32 seconds :) x2

Nah, kelpbrains are my friends ;)

Go run 70000000000000000003 feet without stopping........ in 60 seconds..... x56 :)

naw my knees hurt from running around already

Give me Jack the monkey, or some kind of pet for a pirate

I'm not getting near that flea infested ape!

Get 1000 Arrrcade scores in three minutes.

But I've already pwned enough today! :P

Go watch 43 movies in 45 seconds :P

Can't I'm banned by the laws of physics from doing so.

Change your name to dr. Fabulous!

Nada, my name is already too pwnage to :D

Go do something different :D

Can't this is too assisting.
STOP DANCING!

Can't Tia Dalma enchanted my feet to never stop.

Comprehend that Tortuga means turtle in Spanish!

Can't, because Tortuga is French, actually. Made by the French.

Learn a second language!

Ya lo hice!

Imagine lo que dije!

Can't.
I don't understand a !@&!%@*# word you said.

GET ON A BOAT!

I'm already on a boat!

Learn Spanish so you can understand that!

I can't!

I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH EITHER!

Build a house.

Already got one.

Sell me your famed weapons.

I already pledged them to someone else.

Give me your rum