Its the Ban Game #... ok I lost count...
 

Ahoy All! Welcome to one of POF's favorites, THE BAN GAME! [dun dun dun]

Rules:

- Ban the poster above you.

- Stay within POF guidelines.

- Use the chat room if you wish to chat. Posts violating this rule will be deleted from here on out.

* I ban _________ because they posted above me. This is an actual reason, and posts such as this are okay (and what this game's about.)
* I ban _________ because I was playing today and got a famed weapon! This is a conversation. If you would like to converse with your fellow banners/bannees, feel free to join us in #piratesonlineforums via the front page.

-There's something I'm missing.... uhh... HAVE FUN!


I'll be started ladies and gents... ahem.

I ban the absurd number of ban games we have had.

I hate you. Well there goes that PM I just sent to Jack I....

I ban Davy for posting this before me... Great now I have to wait another two months to make my thread....

hehe... I ban muffin for being slow.

I ban Davy for disregarding tradition. You always have to get ahead of us and make us ban on two different games, don't you?

I ban Jack for not yet making a game of his own.

I pre-ban Del.

I ban Crest for making me edit my ban.

I also ban Crest for doing a pre-ban. Oi! Jack! Put that in the ban book!

I ban Davy for using the in game banning method.

I ban Crest, because I am not online.

I ban Davy for not understanding. I double ban you for making me explain that you used the in game banning method out of game.

*waves to Jack*

I ban Crest for beckoning me. You called?

I ban Jack for being the wrong Jack.

I ban Crest for not being specific. -walks off, head looking down-

I ban Crest for waving to Jack Sparrow. You do realize that if you bring him here, I will run him through right?

I ban Davy for threatening the figure of what we fight invasions for.

I ban Davy for being the 256th person who has a grudge against Jack Sparrow. End of the line, buddy!

I ban Crest for she knows what we are truly protecting... the Faithful Bride, and her rum!

I ban Del for lurking.

I ban Jack for idolize Jack Sparrow the noob captain.

I ban Davy for having less idolization and more savvy worship.

I ban Davy for I don't idolize him. He's just a regular mate like you and me mate, savvy?

I ban fast ban sessions.

I ban Jack for having to edit in them.

I ban Crest for noticing that. Thought I did it fast enough..

I ban Jackie for underestimating the power of a Ban Master.

I ban Crest for either having supernatural abilities associated with being a Ban Master, or being in the right place at the right time.

I ban Jack for not knowing being in the right place at the right and wrong times is what made me a ban master.

I ban Crest for allowing me to see the truth.

I ban Jack, nuff said.

I ban Davy for continually taking the easy way out.

I ban Crest for the easy way is sometimes the only way out.

And the nuff said ban! Another to be written.

I will again ban Del for lurking.

You may want to add the lurking ban to the book Jack.

I ban Davy for it's already in there.

Trying to figure out where to put the bans.. blog, perhaps?

I ban Jack for not updating his "Wacky Jackie's Words" in a while.

I ban Crest for it's not easy to come up with insane words. Try coming up with a word such as..

Pwnerific (Adj.)- desribing something in which one throughly trounces another, other wise known as PWNED.

I ban Jack for not just stealing Jules' dictionary in her absence.

I ban Crest for needing a Lucario of OVER 9,000!! words I'll never hear of until I read it.

I skip Dead to ban Crest for telling me to steal other's works! Wackie Jackie's Dictionary is purely from my mind, and also from things I hear on the street, or from friends!

I ban Jack for missing the opportunity to ban a mind such as Dead's!

I ban Crest because that was a poor choice of words.

I ban Dead so I can please Crest.

And Crest? Maybe you haven't read up on Dead.. but, he has no mind.

I ban Jack for never realizing that all is purposeful.

I ban the he-who-lurks.

Yes! I got to use the lurking-ban!

I ban Jack for acknowledging his first use of the lurk ban.

I ban Crest because something wicked this way comes.

I ban Dead for speaking of him! He's sure to ban now!

I ban Jack because it can only happen if all the kids watching at home believe-- wait when's the last time that worked?!

I ban Dead, for it happened... say... 1986?

I ban Jack for ever believing it worked.

I ban Crest for it worked, once, for it had to have worked at least once. Otherwise, it wouldn't exist.

I ban Jack because the problem isn't probability... it's hope. It's the only chance we have to vanquish the beast. So everyone clap your hands if you have hope!

*cricket chirp*

I ban Dead for adding a premature cricket chirp.

*APPLAUSE*

First off, I ban Davy for having the last ban game thread closed. I was in the zone!

I ban Crest because the cricket chirp happened to be right on time

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for lying! Claps!

I ban Jack for lying about me lying... Wait a minute, it wasn't a lie!

I ban Cap'n Sharkooth for Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

I ban this paradoxically enhanced statement. Don't make me think... You wouldn't like me when I'm thinking.

I ban Ed for the wolf.

I ban For the Wolf.

I ban Jack for the wolf and having one rank

I ban Filly for noticing that miniscule bottle.

I ban everyone, for everything.

I ban Shark's very original ban.

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for being vague. What is everything? Please, clarify.

I ban TSC for interrupting my ban.

I ban JS for his slow banning skills.

I ban TSC for not being here for a long time until yesterday

I ban Filly because I had Internet issues.

I ban TSC for not adding a z to the end of skills, as so.... "Skillz"

I ban TSC for having internet issues and thinking he is the master banner Madalorian

I ban Filly for having slow banning skills.

Deja Vu man...

I ban Jack for going back in time.

but but..... I ban Crestshot for uh..... having a Hakunatata mood?

I ban Filly for spelling Hakunamatata wrong. Shame.

I ban Jack for giving shame out. Where's TSC's dose?

I ban Crest for not realizing TSC hasn't been banned by me yet. Shame.

I ban Jack for never getting there in time.

I also ban you for not giving Newbie rum to Barnacle. You have a job now!

I ban Crest for giving me responsiblities. Geez...

I ban Jack for complaining about having a responsibility

And I ban Crest because I didn't get any Newbie Rum when I was a Newbie (*Note only when I was a noob on the forums, not in game)

I ban Shark for pointing this out.

*hands newbie rum*

I ban crestshot for banning Shark for pointing uh something out?

I ban Filly for Crest at least managed to give him some, true, a little late...

I ban Crest for are tones truly present in writing?

I ban Jack for starting a conversation

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for disliking conversations. Dislike chatter? Well how about banter?

I ban Jack for banning Sharktooth for disliking conversations

I ban jAcK for me not liking banter either.

And I ban Filly for banning Jack for banning me for banning Jack for starting conversations

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for disliking any talk AND double posting. What monster are you?

I ban Sharktooth for doing 2 bans

I ban Filly for not perfecting the fast ban skillz.

I ban Jack for banning me!

I ban Jack because I am no monster... yet

I ban Captain Sharktooth for threatening me with monster turning. Puh-lease. I already have Davy's monster to worry about.

I ban Jack because so do I... speaking of Davy... I ban him for not posting on this in a while

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for not realizing that he will come, oh so quick. He will ban again. Along with TSC and Crest.

I ban Jack Shipsteel for having no mood!

I ban Filly for not looking twice.

I ban Filly for jumping to conclusions too quickly

-points to Jack's mood-

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for also not checking.

And I ban those who forgot the rum game! Andole people!

now I'm confused!
I ban Jack for uh.... having a award that I don't have
Carol Parody Participants award

I ban Filly because at least you have more than me

i skip every one and i ban davy for making the title with out 4ever in it :P

I ban Co-Overlord for thank god that wasn't the title! I could imagine it...

The Ban Game... 4ever!!!