George The Noob and the Quest for the Lost Burrito
 

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George the Noob and the Quest for the Lost Burrito

By Pieisbetter2, Co-Author: Davy Fireskull.


We are officially moving this thread from the Blog to the Forums, so please enjoy. We have currently finished four chapters and the prologue. I will post those here. Enjoy!


George was your average noob. Short, stupid, and in love with his rusty cutlass. He wasn't the person to go around causing trouble, he just said he happened to be there when something bad happened. For example, when he was privateering, he slipped on the wet deck and his rusty cutlass made a hole big enough to sink the ship. Everyone on it had to take an emergency dingy to Kingshead, where most ended up getting arrested and hanged by the navy. Coincidence? I think not! But to this day George still will cause people enough pain just by standing there. He doesn't get why people don't like him. But I don't think anyone is very surprised. I mean, really people? Look at the title. This has got to be one noobtastic story. But then again, it's gonna be epic. Anyway, George's fate will soon be determined when he comes face to face with the most dangerous quest ever known in the history of epic noob adventures. Not only will many perish, but George is about to find the most powerful, gas-busting, bean filled, Mexican cuisine known to man. The Lost Burrito.

Chapter 1: The Malicious Ladybug

George was doing his usual. Asking people to be his friend, attacking the navy in Fort Charles, then running like there was no tomorrow. He usually repeated this several times a day before going out on his light sloop and running into other ships or trying to shoot other pirate's ships. He found an island that he hadn't been on before. He anchored his ship and swam ashore. When he landed there was a big gate and a sign above it.
The sign read "Welcome to Isle Tormenta!: The deadliest place on earth!" Below that was a smaller sign that read "Tour times: Monday-Thursday: 6:30a.m-6:30p.m. Friday-Sunday: 7:00a.m-5:30p.m" George of course, was too lazy to even attempt to read the times, so he just walked through. He saw a large opening in a tall mountain type thing with two weird looking guys just standing on either side of the hole. He walked straight in, and neither of them bothered him. The inside was dark, damp, and smelled like old sushi. There was another one of those strange men, but he looked a little different and his head was slightly more round. But this one noticed him.
He yelled "Part of the ship, part of the crew!" and charged George. George was about to unsheathe his rusty cutlass and attack back, but for once, he actually used his brain (:O) and decided it was a terrible idea.
Instead he started running in circles yelling "OMG!!1!1!!!! This weird guy that looks like a cow is chasing me!!!1! AHHH!1!!!!!!!!" That one sentence was enough to do something, because just then, the cow man fell flat on his back as if he had been clothes-lined and was repeatedly punched by some mysterious force. George continued to freak out. After he noticed that the weird dude was unconscious he stopped screaming and walked slowly over to him. He looked real close, and he saw something that he couldn't believe. There was a ladybug that had saved his life.
The ladybug said to him "My name is Antón Felix III! I protect those in this cavern from these horrible beasts! Why are you here and what is you name!" George responded with something that probably didn't sound to intelligent
"You is pretty bug!.... Oh me name is George and I is here 'cause me never seen this island before "
The malicious ladybug slapped him "You fool! This is no place for an amazing person like yourself to be wandering! It's dangerous here! Unless of course, you have come for secrets of the Lost Burrito...?"
"Teh Lost Burro?"
"No! The Lost Burrito!"
":O YAY FOR YUMMIES!"
"Quiet boy! we don't want to catch the attention of any of these other creatures!"
"Okie. "
"Now are you ready for the most dangerous quest known to man.....?"

Chapter 2: Q!!!!!!!!

Anton claimed there was a Lost Burrito, the most powerful Mexican cuisine in the world. Of course George was interested, he's a noob, duh :P.
"Does teh burrito tastes like burrito?" George asked Anton.
"Of course you fool! That is why it is a burrito!" The lady bug responded before again slapping him.
"But how did teh peoples lose dah burrito?"
"It was lost in a violent battle between the undead and the pirates. Both wanted its gassy powers for themselves. The pirates would use it to protect their islands from invaders, but the undead wanted it for its sheer power. If consumed it was to be the most dangerous weapon Jolly Roger could get his hands on. In the heat of battle, it rose into the sky and in a burst of light that blinded every angel, it completely disappeared. It was gone, but not destroyed."
"So teh bad peoples made it go boom boom?"
"Precisely"
"So you know where teh yummies is?"
"I believe so," Anton told him, "follow me." They were walking from the room they were hiding from when suddenly another one of those weird men attacked them.
"Stop! You don't belong here!" He screamed. Anton simply head-butted him and the man was dead. He dropped a large treasure chest with a skull and cross-bones type thing on the front.
"Uh... how does you open teh brown shiny thingy?" George asked. He bent down a poked the top of it. It popped straight open. He reached inside and pulled out a sword. The blade was a gold color and the hilt was a black color.
"No! It can't be!" Anton yelled in surprise "But it is! The Legendary Sword of El Patron!"
"It looks like junk." George said. He bit the blade, his eyes crossed.
"We must leave now! Before they see it!"
"Okie " They both ran straight for the exit.
When they made it out of the cave Anton told George, "The only thing that could make this more epic was if-"
BOOM!
Just then the cavern entrance spewed orange flames as it exploded.
"Its funny how that was right on cue." Anton noted.
"Q!!!!!!!!" George scream with joy.
"No you idiot! Cue! It means-" Anton sighed, "Never mind what it means. Lets just get off this blasted island." And the two went off to find a worthy ship.

Chapter 3: GOOGOOGAH!

The two went to find George's dingy, but it was gone.
"Aww, me tiny boat thingermajig probably went boom boom like teh Burrito of lostedness."George cried.
"Never fear my boy! I will find another dingy so we can get away from this dreaded island!" Anton told him. The cave behind them was still spewing orange flames, and the two strange men standing outside were now flat on their backs, steaming.
"I shall be right back brave one. Don't do anything stupid!"
"Okie " As Anton went in search of a new escape route, George couldn't help but be stupid, disobeying his orders. He lifted the Lost Sword, it's blade glinting in the low light. You could see where George had bitten it. There was a clear mark. For a noob, he had a pretty strong bite. He could feel its cursed essence flowing through his arm. It suddenly felt heavy in his arm and he dropped it. It hit the ground, point first, the hilt sticking straight up into the air. George bent down to pick it up again, but he noticed the water.
He said to himself, "Maybe I could swims to Port Royal place :O." He dove into the water. After about ten feet he couldn't swim any further.
"OMIGOSHES!" He screamed. "Teh waters have me!" And with that last sentence he went under.

~~~~~~~~~~

Anton was having trouble finding a decent boat. All the dingys that he had seen were barely floating on the water. He was about to give up when he heard someone scream
"OMIGOSHES!" He knew immediately that it was George. He spun around and flew as fast as he could in his direction. When he arrived he couldn't see him. Then just under the surface of the clear blue water, was George. Anton flew over, and with his super awesomeness ladybug strength, lifted George out of the water and onto the beach. He slapped him a couple of times before he gagged up a mouthful of water and continued screaming.
"AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!"
"Silence you fool. Your safe now. But alas, I have not found an escape."
"Crud-monkeyz." George said as he stood up. He grabbed the Lost Sword, sheathed it, and walked along the beach, Anton resting on his shoulder. He tripped on a large rock and landed flat on his face.
"Uh... ouchies?" He pulled himself up turned around, and kicked the rock.
"Oi mate! Don't want to be doing that now do we?" The rock said in a Scottish type of accent. The legs of the rock popped out.
" 'ello there. I'll be granting you one wish before you go no your way!" It told the two.
George screamed, "TEH MAGICAL ROCK OF GOOGOOGAH!"
"I'm sorry boy, what was that?" It questioned him.
"Oh... nothings I wishes for a rustier cutla-"
"He MEANS we wish to be transported to Port Royal!" Anton interrupted.
"Well then, let's be on our way shall we?" The rock just sat there, but suddenly the sand began to swirl around them before it became a full fledged tornado. Before they could do anything, George and Anton went unconscious, and both were transported to Port Royal.

Chapter 4: Epic Crew

"Whoaz!" was the only thing George could think to say.
"It was like we were traveling to a distant land!" Anton of course was totally amazed by this. DUH. He had never left he caverns. The two walked along the dock and onto the beach. It was dark out now, the horizon above, speckled with bright stars. The sand under their feet made a crunching sound as they continued along the beach. They eventually reached the edge of the grass after George kept on freaking out about every detail such as: "OH! Teh sand is yellowz!" or "That rock smellz funny." and even "Sand taste like poopie "
"Do not eat the sand boy! It will poison you! I think..." It frustrated Anton to not know whether something was good or not.
"Okayz " George said as he pulled his head out of the sand, eyes facing opposite directions. The two could hear the pirate partying. Sure, this was Port Royal, not Tortuga, but maybe this was a special occasion. When they reached the entrance to Fort Charles, there were at least 125 pirates partying. People of all kind: Men, women, drunks, oldies, even the occasional noob like George. George weaved through the crowd, Anton on his shoulder.
"Wait! I have an idea!" Anton screamed. He hopped off George's shoulder and grabbed a large cloth he found laying on the ground. Neither of them knew what it was, and neither wanted to find out. Anton then found some burned wood from the fire. He tried writing on it, but the wood was too big.
"BLAST!" he screamed.
"Uh.... let meh helpz u!" George screamed at him.
"Okay," Anton told him, "write something about looking for a crew." Anton commanded him. George wrote something, but it sure didn't look intelligent. It read:
"We needz a crew. We gives you shinyz if u helpz us "
"That'll do." Anton said questionably. George stood there for 5 minutes before a person came up to him. It was a girl, and she obviously was a pirate.
"Hiya mate," she said, "I see you be looking for a crew!"
"U PERTY! Oh..... uh.... ya we is looking for pplz." George responded, absent-mindfully.
"Glad to sign up!" she yelled over the crowd. "Now when you be needing me?"
"You are to report to the main dock at twelve-hundred hours!" Anton demanded.
"Will do!" She said before walking away. After 3 more minutes, another person walked up. This time it was an old man, but he wasn't quite sober.
"I be willing to *hic* help a feller *hic* out if ye ne *hic* ed it!" He said before throwing up all over George. George stood there as if nothing happened, with that stupid smile still on his face.
"Yayz! Another person!" He screamed with joy.
"Yes, now show up at the main docks at noon." The super ladybug told him.
"I can *hic* do that!" the old drunk said before stumbling off into the crowd. They stood there for another 3 hours before everyone started to clear out. But there was one last person looking for a crew.
"Hello kind sir. I see you are looking for a crew, are you not?" He said in a terrible British accent.
"EWWW! U is a smart person! I can smellz it on u :P" George freaked out.
"Quiet boy! Can't you see this kind gentleman wishes to join our crew?" Anton scolded him. "Now apologize!"
":'( Me is srry i hurted ur feelings smart person."
"Yes yes, now what time am I to show up and where?"
"Twelve O'clock at the main docks."
"Thank you. Continue on with your business." He said before he walked away. The two stood there for another 2 hours before everyone was gone. George was happy, like always. He was a captain. But the only ship he had was a light sloop! Or maybe, they could find a light galleon? Whatever was to happen, George would never forget his experience... Okay, maybe he would, after all, he is a noob :P




More chapies to come!

Aha! Yes! GTNATQFTLB finally in thread form! Aye mates, George is no ordinary noob. In fact, his noobtasticular adventures have only begun....

New chapter whenever :P

The next morning, George and his new crew met up under the bridge of Port Royal. George didn't like the dock. He said it was too wooden. The fancy british dude didn't like the idea, complaining zat it was "too wet"

"Nonzenze!" George said. "Wet is only a point of view! Like bananaz! :sadmh9: i wantz a bananaz..."

"Shut up you scum! Just tell us what you want from us!" Brit boy said, scratching his knee.

George stared at him in awe. "Hehe... Brit guy scratching his knee.. iz gon call you... Britney!" :zn3lnn:

Britney slapped George's face. "Just shut it and tell us what you want you noob!"

"Be nice!" The girl said.

"I want a banana! I also want you! I iz gon call you Banana!" George said. Then, pointing to the old drunk, he said. "You iz named Brandy!"

The crew looked at George, wondering what the heck they had gotten themselves into.

"Okzerz! Nowz on to ze plan n stufz!" George said, acting hyper as always. "mmkz, so whatz we is gon do iz, we gon go to teh Rowdy Rooster, and raid all of their---"

Anton punched George, giving him a bloody nose. "Dear God you idiot! Remember? The Lost Burrito? The amazingly delicious purty awesome Mexican Cuisine?"

George looked at Anton blankly, the bruise on his face swelling. :zix0r9:

"Oh!! You meanz teh nom nom nom burrito that gives you teh ultimate tooty toot?"

"....sure..." Anton said.

"Okayz, so wez iz gonna go onto the floating wooden thingee, and go across the big liquid bowl with all the floating rocks and see if we can run into teh Mexican food thing."

" *hic* I like this *hic* guy." Brandy said. "Short sweet and to the *hic* point!"

"You idiot!" Britney said. "Thats no plan at all!"

"I personally think that George is a genius, and is going in the right direction," Banana said flirtatiously.

George stared at Banana, looking at the little stain on her sleeve. He had no clue why he was staring at it, but he had seen a lot of people look at the purty girl somewhere when they liked her. George liked bananas... and Banana. So he thought it would look smart if he looked at her sleeve.

"Guh, stuf? Wut? K. So, I tinkz dat we should let Anton, the uber awesome cool magical lady bug thing do the thinking, cuz I is ---George knocked on his head, which made a hollow echoing noise--- a noob! :zn3lnn:

Anton marched into the middle of the group. "ALRIGHT MEN, and Banana, TOMORROW AT DAWN, WE WILL SET SAIL ON GEORGE'S LIGHT SLOOP, THE... whats it called again boy?

"Its a junk!" George said with delight.

"You mean the Asian ship?"

"nonononono, tiz just a junk. or was it a piece of junk? Yupz, the person called it a piece of junk. its name iz teh Barnacle Brig."

"....ok.... So tomorrow, we set sail on the Barnacle Brig at dawn. I guess our only lead is to search all those islands out there for the Burrito. BE THERE OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KEEEL YOOUUU! kthxbye."

"So you want us to go sail the seven seas on this noob's piece of junk for a piece of food, with no lead at all, just like that?" Britney said.

"I'll follow George." Banana said.

"*hic* Sounds good to me! *hic*" Brandy said.

"Arrg, just meet here tomorrow..." Anton said. They agreed, and began to leave. George yelled goodbye's after them.

"Byebyez Brandy! Byebyez Banana! Byebyez Britney!"

In the distance, Britney cursed George for being such an idiot, but George's noob mind didn't process it.

Ha! EPIC chapter Davy! I will try and get the next chapter out by at least tomorrow, cause I'm leaving on Wednesday which means I gonna pack on tuesday :P ANYWAY, enough with my turkey day plans and prepare for them to set sail on the most epic journey in POTCO history!

EDIT: I'm writing the last chapter in word right now cause I got nothin better to do. should be out by later today, cuz its midnight right now :D

George had trouble sleeping. He was finally going on a quest! At least he thought so. Wait, he thought? That doesn't sound right. ANYWAY, he didn't sleep all night, so when it came dawn and Anton woke him, he was SUPER tired.

"NOZ!!!!! I DON WANNA WAKZ UP!!!!! " George screamed at him.

"Get up you fool! If you don't you won't be able to find the lost burrito! Or prove yourself!"

"BLAH!!!!!! Okie :D" He screamed before getting up. He jumped up, grabbed a banana for Banana, and then put on salt a pepper as if it was deodorant.

"YAYZ! I smelz good :D"

"Yes…. Um…. Okay….?" Anton said questionably. They set out to the docks. Britney was there already.

"You idiot! Where have you been?!" He screamed at George.

"Shutz up Britney :D" George told him. They stood there for about 5 minutes, then Banana poked her head up over the hill. She came down the small trail and George handed her the banana.

"Uh…. Herez u go Banana :D I likez bananaz likez I likez u! :D" George told her, throwing his arms up into the air as he said it.

"Aww. Thank you George!" she said.

":D iz no problemz." They stood there for what seemed like another hour before Brandy showed up. He was stumbling along. He stopped at the top of the hill, took one step, slipped, and rolled all the way down. When he reached the bottom he kept going, and took out Britney at the legs. Britney fell flat on his face. Brandy then stood up and yelled.

"WOOOO!!!!" He then continued by throwing up.

"WHY DO ALL OF YOU HAVE TO BE MINDLESS FOOLS?!" Britney said as he got himself up. No one said anything. They all just starred at George, waiting for him to tell them what to do.

"Huh? What? k. OKIE! Soooooooooo….. we iz gonna go on teh Barnacle Brig and we iz gonna sailz it n stuf." They walked over to the end of the dock, where George's ship was. They all looked down at it. Everyone's reaction was different.

"You expect us to sail on that piece of--"

"A mighty *hic* fine vessel you *hic* got my boy!" Brandy said interrupting Britney.

"WOW! How did you get the wood so dark?" Banana asked.

"Uh… is it safe?" Anton said.

"Ya mm hmm k. Teh bestest boat thingee magiger EVA!" George screamed. George jumped from the top of the dock to the boat. When he landed the wood cracked a little. Brandy tried jumping next, but he completely missed the boat. Instead he hit the water in a belly flop several feet away. Banana jumped next. George tried to catch her, but she landed right next to him. Britney didn't jump. Being the lameo that he was, he climbed the rope ladder down. Anton grabbed Brandy from the water and put him on the boat.

"Now we iz gon sailz awayz from tis port n stuf k?" George told them. He grabbed the wheel. George was doing a good job of sailing. For about the first four minutes. Banana was up in the crows nest and she yelled down.

"Reef ahead!"

"REEF??? WUT IN TEH POOPIE IZ A REEF?????" George screamed back. He let them ride closer and closer to the reef. They were about to hit it when Anton flew by and yelled.

"George! Give me the wheel!" George didn't let go so Anton socked him in the stomach. He then grabbed the wheel and jerked it to the right. The entire crew of three flew across the ship. The boat barely missed it, and continued on.

"I believe it is time for the intelligent bug to drive!" Britney screamed.

"Hush ur faceness Britney." George told him. Anton continued to steer.

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They sailed for what seemed to be forever and ever. Brandy had thrown up over the side at least 50 times. They were all getting bored. It got to the point where George started listening to Britney because he was so bored.

"George, why don't you come play poker with Brandy and I?" Banana asked.

"Uh…. Watevurz." He said as he sat down. Brandy was about to deal when Anton screamed.

"VERY LARGE NAVAL SHIP AHEAD! 24 BROADSIDE CANNONS! THERE LOOKS TO BE A CREW OF 10 ON IT! PREPARE THE CANNONS!"

"Well this *hic* has got *hic* to be interesting!" Brandy said with joy. Just then they could here the yells of the opposing ship. They too were preparing for a fight. But some of them sounded like laughs.


Well ya, that was Chapter 6 :D Chapter 7 coming whenever we have the time lol.

Awesome Story! No Offense Pieisbetter2 but i think the wones that Davy Fs posted was a teensy bit funnier. But its still funny

These stories are awesome! Keep on posting!

awesome story so funny :D :D :D lol

Write the next chaper omg

The Noobtasticular Battle

"Anton, wutz does I sayz when we are going to battle n stuff?" George whispered to the super ladybug.

"Uhhh... we're totally dead? I MEAN UHH, PREPARE FOR BATTLE!" Anton said, catching himself.

"Okz ma peepz! Prepare for battle against teh nasal ship!"

"Its naval you idiot! Not nasal!" Britney said. "What are we going to do?!"


"shut up Britney! Nobodee carez 'bout u!:zn3lnn:" George said

"Why I outta---" Britney never finished, because at that moment a cannonball came flying, right in front of his face, almost lighting his stubble on fire. He jumped back with a small cry of fright, and glared at George, then said. "Any ideas O' Genius George?"

George put on his noob thinking face. "Me tinks we shud board dem! k?"

"*hic* short sweet and to the *hic* point!" Brandy said. "I'm gonna get my cut*hic*lass out."

Anton smacked his face. "Why do I even bother... Banana! You grapple them!"

She nodded, and started loading a cannon with hooks. Brandy took a swig of brandy, and then pulled out his sword for boarding. Britney pulled his sword, and for a moment looked like he wanted to stab George, but decided against it.

George pulled out his Lost Sword of El Patron, and then said, "BANANA! DO THE KABOOM THINGEE TO GET TEH ROPE HOOK THING ON DERE SHIP! :pirate2:"

"...Fire the hook..." Anton said.

"Yes sir!" Banana said, right before a cannonball flew over her. Thank goodness the Barnacle Brig was such a small target, or they would have been toast... toast soggy with seawater that is.

The grapple hook fired and hooked onto the enemy ship. The crew of four, five if you counted the ladybug on George's back, began to board. As they got in close, they could tell that the enemy crew was laughing indeed, and letting them board in fact. The crew of the Brig came onto the ship, and as soon as they looked up, what they saw was a full crew of thirty to forty armed naval (not nasal!) sailors.

"Hi peoplz! My name is George!" George said exuberantly. "Sowwy, but wez haz to kill you guys now. k?"

The Navy crew started laughing. George could have sworn he saw some of their pants dampen up, but he wasn't sure. They couldn't be laughing that hard.

"For the love of God! Just get this over with!" Anton said.

The crew of the Brig charged. Brandy stumbled along, and dropped his cutlass. He took a swig of brandy, and then, right before he got stabbed by a navy sailor, smashed the empty bottle right on his head, sending the sailor crumpling to the floor. Brandy chuckled and then stumbled along, tripping over his tied shoelaces (yes, he fails that bad).

Britney fought viciously, but he wasn't a professional. He took down one Navy Sailor, but more kept coming, and he was soon running for his life.

Banana was beautiful. With her cutlass, she cut and sliced and uttered battle cries. She was terrifying, but she was still mediocre. She too, was overwhelmed and she was soon cornered.

Anton was doing his usual uber awesome ladybug thing. He needed no weapon. He gave a couple good kicks and punches and rams, sending his foes flying around the ship. At one point, he picked up one of the Navy Sailors and threw him off the ship. But still, he was just a little ladybug.

George was off the worst. He could barely swing a sword. Basically, he took The Lost Sword and swung it frantically at his opponent. He got lucky, because his opponent was laughing at him so hard that George was able to give him a few good stabs. George could have sworn that even when he was coughing up blood, he was laughing still.

After that, George turned around, and found himself face to face with another Sailor. This one wore a funny little hat on his head. It made him look important. Georges slow mind processed it, and then he realized that he was looking at the Captain. George then said something smart like.

"I iz gon kill you!!:agapirateju3:"

The Captain laughed, and then said, "Silly noob. I bet that I could kill you easily with my true sword fighting skills. Even with your golden blade I could kill you!"

"Gahhhh!" George yelled before charging him. The two fought for about seven seconds before George was up against a mast with a sword at his throat.

"Honestly my dear friend," Captain said. "I've fought insects with more skill then you."

"Oi! Are you dissin' my kind chump?"

The Navy Captain was puzzled, then looked right down, at waist level. It was Anton the Ladybug, come to save George!

"Only I can hurt George you Navy scum!" Anton said angrily. The Captain stared for a few seconds, then started laughing.

"A ladybug? A, a, a lady--- AH HAHAHAHA!" The Captain couldn't stop laughing at the little, red spotted insect in front of him. He continued laughing. George watched, unable to do anything.

Anton gritted his teeth (do Ladybugs have teeth?) and then gave the Captain a good hard kick with his superladybug strength, right between the legs.

The laughter stopped, and the Captain gave a little grunt. George looked up into his face, and then heard him say in a dazed voice, "Hoist the colors..." before the Captain's eyes rolled back into his head and he fell over unconscious.

"You saved me n stuff! :D" George said happily to Anton.

"Don't get used to it, in fact, if it weren't for---" Anton stopped. Everyone on the ship froze, and it was silent. George looked around. Banana was covering her head, about to be stabbed by a sailor. Britney was hiding in a corner, away from some Navy sailors. Brandy was holding a bottle of rum above his head, ready to smash against a Navy Sailor's head. He quickly brought it down, but nobody paid attention, because the noise was covered up by a sudden growling.All of the sudden, half a dozen or so tentacles came up out of the water, and started attacking the ship.

"ITS THE KRAKEN! GET BACK TO THE BARNACLE BRIG MATES!" Anton yelled.

"Oooh..." Brandy said thoughtfully. "I could use some fried *hic* squid right about *hic* now..."

But he stumbled along, following everyone back to the Barnacle Brig. George quickly grabbed the wheel, and Britney helped to lower the sails. In a few minutes, they were moving away from the Naval vessel.

"Dat squid is a jerk! :zn3lzb:" George said. "Why wud he hurt teh navy pplz?"

Britney grabbed Georges shoulder's and started to shake him. "THATS THE KRAKEN YOU IDIOT! IT EATS SHIPS FOR SNACKS! AND I THINK WE'RE NEXT! and eww, I just touched George... I may have to amputate these hands now..."

"George, just get us out of here!" Banana said urgently, but still in that sweet tone she used. They all turned around, but shockingly, there was nothing. The ship was gone, and so was the Kraken.

"Does diz mean dat the Kraken went om nom nom on teh ship?" George asked innocently.

"*hic*Probably son..." Brandy said.

"But then where did he go?" Britney asked to nobody in particular. His question was answered immediately. A huge wave of water splashed over the Barnacle Brig, drenching everyone on board. They turned to the source of the wave after it passed, and staring right at them, was a gaping mouth with hundreds of teeth. Emerging from the water were at least a dozen tentacles.

The Kraken roared loudly.

Banana screamed. Brandy continued to drink as if nothing was happening. After a few seconds, he screamed, the alcohol in his drink slowing down his reactions. Britney cowered behind the single mast of the light sloop, and George held out a quill pen and parchment.

"Can I getz yer autograph?" George asked innocently. Anton slapped the items out of his hand, and George looked down at the ground.

The Kraken roared again, and started swimming closer to the ship. But then, it stopped. It made several motions and noises that sounded like sniffing. Next, it did something that shocked the whole crew. It shuddered, then vomited all over the Barnacle Brig. It made a whimpering noise, and swam back under the waves, leaving the crew staring in shock.

"It puked on us..." Britney said.

"This is gross!" Banana said.

"I knew we *hic* smelled awful!" Brandy said.

George licked the vomit, and then said something smart like, "I likez that slimy squid thingamabobber! We shud play wit him more often! :D"





There is your next Chappie Pib! Your turn!

HAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAAHHA!!!! Oh my good grief, that was HILARIOUS mates! I had already read the first few in the blogs, but... hahahaha. Oh my god. Keep going, keep going! Please!

hahahahaha funny :D hahahaha it puked on them? hahaha nice work guys hahaha

YAY! i'M BACK! LOL!!!! PERFECT chapter Davy! EPIC! :P I shall get next chapter out whenevurs :P

Lol, awesome chapters! Can the Kraken puke?

I lol my everytin off

Next chapter anytime soon please?

I tink itz pib's turn.

LULZ. Sorry guys. Been kinda busy lately. I'll see if i can get it out by tomorrow.

lol its funny

I iz readys fo da nex capterz!

I iz mar red de for de newxt chaptows!!

Blargh! Yada yada yada Kraken, blah blah blah fail. /impatient

uh oh pie ur ppl r getting restless lol

Waiting... PIE! Get your dancing banana army in here and give us something to read.

Guys, guys, please chill. Let pib take his time :P

Ty Davy. Do you think you could write the chapter Davy, I've been awfully busy ._. Thx in advance xD

Actually... I have finals at school to worry about... If I do don't expect it to be much earlier than next weekend or Thursday night.

Rofl, if i get it done anytime soon, I'll let you know so you dont accidentally write it lol. I'll try RLY RLY hard to get it out this weekend guys K? thx :)

Davy, it's kinda only me anyways :P

Okay, so I'm writing the next chapter tonight and it'll be out by at least late tomorrow k?

Sure, I'll be ready!

Yayz! teh chawpturs iz here! :D

Teh Search Continues

With kraken puke all over the ship, the crew of 5 continued their search for the burrito.

"Well mates, it's been a hell of a week for us all!" Announced Anton. "We've started our journey, and defeated the kraken! I think. ANYWHO, we now have enough rum to fill our bellies for years! That is unless Brandy drinks it all."

"I'm already *hic* on it captain *hic* ladybug dude!" Brandy replied Chugging down gallons of it in a minute.

"That has got to be the most horrifying 'creature' I've ever seen!" Britney screamed.

"Whoz? Teh kraken and stufz?" George responded absent-mindedly.

"George, I'm sure he meant Brandy." Banana said, creating an awkward moment.

"Wellz, like meh ladybugz dood friend thingy mabober said, we haz had a rly long week n stuf!"

"Ladybug dude friend? Should I be offended?" Anton questioned.

"LAND *hic* AHEAD!" Brandy screamed. Everyone ran to the front of the Barnacle Brig and stared out into the open ocean. Sure enough, there was a fairly sized island out in the water. On top, there looked to be a fort sitting there.

"Grab you weapons mates! This looks to be a fine area to keep a deadly burrito! We just might find it!" Anton ordered.

"Wat would teh navy doods want wit a burritoz?"

"I've got no clue, but there looks to be thousands of them on that island. They have got to be guarding something important."

"Can this craptastic ship move any slower?!?" Britney whined staring up at the sails.

"Yez :D" George said before suddenly slowing the boat down. Britney sighed and looked out over the ocean. He started walking over to the edge of the ship, but slipped on the kraken puke and slammed his head on the deck.

"WILL SOMEONE CLEAN UP THIS DAMN MESS!" He cried angrily.

":O geez Briney, u haz problem with howz i keepz meh shipz?" George asked him.

"Yes! And I have a billion problems with you!" He walked up to George, bumping his chest against his own, asking for a fight. George's eyes got wide. He was about to throw his noobish punch, but Banana intervened.

"Whoa, George, calm down" She said grabbing his wrist and putting it back at his side. "And Britney, what's your problem with George?"

"AGH!" Briney yelled grabbing his mullet style hair and pulling it out. He walked away screaming like a maniac.

"Yayz, teh Britneyz iz bye bye for a whilez :D" The ship continued on for several more hours before finally docking. They all stepped out onto the stone path leading up to large wooden doors.

"Well mates, I believe this is the island known as Kingshead." Anton informed them. They all said 'OOH! AAH!" All except Britney who was still going insane. I've got a feeling he's mentally unstable. As they walked up the path and threw open the doors, they knew it was going to be a LONG search.


Well there's your next chapter :D Sorry about it being really short, I have a lot to do and couldn't really think yesterday or today. I promise the next chapter I write will be much longer. ANYWAY, enjoy :D

LOLOLOLOLOLOL That was short but hilarious. I love how Britney is mentally unstable. This story is so epic...

That would be funny if a bunch of noobs came up and pvped you one day. :laughks2:

Great story! Might not be to long, but worth the wait.

---->I must write at least ten characters here xD <----

Hehe, it's great to know you guys like it even though I think I could do better ._. ANYWHO, thanks for all the nice comments and such. I'll try and get the next chapter out by winter break :D

Rofl Jack.... xD

Hey, I haz plenty of free time, I'd love to write a chapter for this if you guy would like =D

I'd love to see you write a chapter! But first why don't you shoot me a PM giving me an example of writing like a noob :P You can just make whatever up, and then we can see about going forward with it :)

Yeah, I usually write drama/thriller, so this should be a walk in the park. I'll write it tomorrow when I have access to my computer.
-Jak ta Newblez

kk, make sure you PM it to me before you post it just in case there are somethings that need tweaking :)

Sweetsville. I will do so.

I might be able to make one over a weekend, I'll PM you if I get sometime after Jack's comes out.

Lol I felt special as Co-Author pib! Now your letting anyone do chapters!? Lol jk. And Jack, its not easy writing like a n00b. It takez practise. Liekz teh sportz dat u play n stuff? k?

Lol, srry mates, I'm not letting EVERYONE write a chapter, then it would just become a bunch of random people writing something different each time. However, I will on special occasions, let someone else try their hand at a chapter. And Jack, I'll PM you later about your chapter, there are many things that need changing, but otherwise I thought it was good :D

Thanks Bud, PM me the changes and I'll get right on it.

Will do, but it might be awhile, been super busy ._.

Mmkay, whenever you get the time.

Alright, I'm just gonna write the chapter cuz the changes that would have been made to your chapter, it wouldn't have been the same chapter. ANYWHO, enjoy!

Warning: Some graphic moments. Cuz i mean, they ARE raiding a fort.


"Tis iz gona be a LOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG search." George told them. He had a bit of anticipation in his voice, because there was a chance that they were holding the burrito here. They decided to let Britney go first as a distraction. He didn't argue, after all, he is just stumbling around and screaming his brains out.Britney ran in, grasping his hair, eyes wide, and screaming loud enough to break the sounds barrier. Several soldiers collapsed and blood started running from their ears. Their brains must have exploded. The ones who didn't pass out all turned their bayonets and aimed them at Britney, all at the same exact time. They started closing in.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" George yelled before charging the crowd. Everyone looked at each other, wondering what kind of battle cry moo was, but they went with it and ran in after him. George was waving the lost sword above his head, but he didn't make much of an impression on the navy already. One stabbed at George with their bayonet. George tripped over something (nothing actually. Thats how big a noob he is) and came down, slicing the man's toes off. George got himself up slowly, in a noob fashion, and then watched as the soldier scream just as loud as Britney and then faint. He wasn't dead though.

Banana was graceful, even if she used a rusty cutlass. She hacked the Veteran's hand off, but the problem was he was right handed, not left. He knocked the sword out of Banana's hand, and was about to bring his sword down on her, but George came flying out of nowhere and tackled the man. He got up and told him,

"Oh snapz! U juzt got ur butt PWNED!" He then continued by flexing. When George had saved Banana, he accidentally made the soldier hit his head on a rock, so there was another, possibly dead.

Britney was curled up in a ball over in the corner. There were only two soldiers that he had to worry about. But they both weren't doing anything but staring at him with questionable faces. One poked Britney in the knee, the place that he was named after.

"Should we just kill him?" One asked the other.

"Why not." They were both about to bring their bayonets, and run them through Britney's stomach, but then, two bottles, one for each man, were smashed against their heads. They crumpled to the ground. One started coughing up blood, the other was dead for sure. I wouldn't be surprised. Do you know how thick those bottles were back then? No? Well I'll tell ya this. TOO think.

Anton was a BEAST. He didn't need no sharp pointy object to win his fights. He was so fast and so small, not even the worlds BEST ninja could slice him in half mid-air. He flew up one soldier's nose, and before he could realize that there was a super strong ladybug up his nose, it was halfway across the fort. Yea, that's right, Anton just freakin' ripped a dude's nose off. He grabbed his face and stumbled along before Anton gave him a nice kick and he followed his nose.

Soon, mostly by luck, the group defeated everyone in the main area.

"Well that *hic* was exciting!" Brandy yelled. He hasn't been sober for 7 years, of course he's going to yell.

"AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Britney screamed from somewhere off in his corner.

"Shutz ur faceness Britney :D"

"Well I don't think we HAVE to bring Britney with us to continue our raid do we?" Banana asked.

"Noez, me no think so." George responded. But Britney DID come, he got up and followed the crew, eyes wide, and muttering some mumbo-jumbo to himself. They sneaked along, every once in a while having Brandy bash someone's head with a bottle. They eventually came to this bridge sort of thing where there were high ranking soldiers like Dragoons and Officers. They sent Britney running at them. He basically scared them out of their pants and sent them over the side. After making sure that the coast was clear, they all ran further into the heart of the fort. They eventually came to a room, and in the center of the room was a shrine. And on that shrine lay a burrito. But was it THE Burrito?

"No way." Anton told them as he flew up to it and sniffed it. "It's a fake, a trap, someone knew we were coming." Just then they all heard the clicking of loaded muskets. They turned around to see a large group of soldiers, all aiming their guns at the crew. I'm pretty sure Brandy didn't have anymore bottles to bash heads.


This one is longer then it looks, because there wasn't as much dialog. And sorry if it wasn't as funny as usual, I tried to get a semi-epic/funny battle in there. Combining the two is kinda hard ._. ANYWHO, next chapter coming whenever Davy can get it out, hehe.

Not funny? NOT FUNNY?! You think that wasn't funny?!

Lemme say this pib: I should have probably used the bathroom before reading this.

Haha, nice chapter! I kinda forgot to read it though.... Whos next? ;)

I believe it's Davy's turn :p

....so it is.... I shall work on it soon... eventually.... close to never...

I shall work on it...

Fine Fine here you go...

Make sure that you haven't eaten recently, cuz you may lose your lunch.


"GRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Everyone turned to look at Britney. His face was as red as an apple, his eyes were bloodshot, and he was grinding his teeth so hard that George thought they may break. He was steaming with anger! No, not metaphorically! His head was starting to light on fire! BOOM!

"FLAGALGALAGALAGALAGA!!!" he screamed running around.

The Navy looked around, confused. Finally, one of them aimed his gun at the strange thing running around in circles. He took aim, and fired! The bullet hit Britney in the knee that he was known for. He dropped on the ground, still screaming and squirming.

"Uhh.... run?" Anton said.

"Where to?!" Banana screamed. By now, the Navy had recovered their wits and were pointing their guns back at the group now.

"I dunno..." Brandy said. "Maybe *hic*... ok I dunno..."

"I knowz what to do!" George said. The Navy by now were aiming their guns directly at the group, and would be firing in a few seconds.

George grabbed the burrito, and said. "With the power of the Lost Burrito, I will destroy you all!" Then George at the fake burrito.

"YOU IDIOT!" Britney screamed from the ground.

"Its a fake you fool!" Anton yelled. "I just said that!"

"Oh...:psmiley27:" George said, before vomiting uncontrollably on the ground. The burrito was poisoned! He turned and started throwing up all over Brandy.

"Ohh... *hic*," he muttered. "I just bought these *hic* clothes..."

Then they heard a Naval marksman give his orders.

"Ready! Take Aim! And---"

"HALT!" a voice said.

Everything was silent now, except for Britney screaming on the ground in insanity and agony and the sounds of George throwing up. A man walked into the room. He was dressed in black and gold, with a sword strapped to his side. He must have been from the East India Trading Company. He had blond curls in his hair, and was quite short.

"My name is Cutler Beckett," the man said.

"Cutler *hic* Beckett!" Brandy cried out. "Don't you have good *hic* rum?"

"None to spare for a drunk man such as yourself," Beckett said firmly. He spoke with a british accent, much like Britney did... before he went insane.

George paused from throwing up for a moment to look up at Beckett. Beckett looked at George with disgust. George's mouth was covered with barf and he looked awful.

"Cutler Bucket..." George said with awe. His tiny noob brain wasn't good with names, as you learned earlier from him naming his crewmates. "I've been throwing up pretty bad... and you bring me a bucket! I can't thankz you enough navy pplz! :erti101: "

"Wait, what?!" Beckett said in shock. Before he knew it, George was on top of him, vomiting all over him. "GET OFF OF ME YOU FOOL!"

"George likez bucket! :D" George said happily while throwing up.

"George!" Banana screamed. "Thats disgusting!"

"Get off of him noob!" Anton ordered. "He's one of the most powerful men in the Caribbean, and your VOMITING on him!"

George finished this cycle of vomit, and stood up, wiping his mouth on Beckett's sleeve. "I ist sowwy Mr. Bucket Man."

Beckett stood up, traumatized and covered with half digested food. He staggered while he stood, but managed to speak.

"Throw these fools into the prison at the top of this fort! In three days we shall hang them!" After saying this, he slipped in a pool of vomit. He looked up, his face covered in vomit, and said. "And put the lady bug in a jar!"

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT GEORGE!" Britney screamed as the Navy dragged the group away, into the keep at the top of Kingshead. On the way they passed a bucket, laying on the ground.

"Help me!!" George called to the bucket, but the Navy dragged him past the inanimate object. George was starting to get mixed up between buckets and people now.


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Forgive me if you lost your lunch while reading that.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD Ok, THAT was EPIC. George is such a noob LOL. Great job man, I already have an idea for the next chapter xD.

Make sure that George is still sick.

Hehe, i know, that'll be part of how they escape xD

You guys should make a comic strip or something it would be hilarious

Ha! That would be pretty kool. But then again, my drawing skills are TERRIBLE. For me, drawing a person, let alone a pirate, is hard o.O and it would probably end up looking like a dying cow or something. I mean, I always thought about bringing my stories to life somehow, but I basically threw out the idea of video. But it still runs through my head ya know?

Maybe U Should Get Dizneyz To Makes dat Story Thangamabobber Into a Moviez

HA! I wish lol. But hey, a guy can wonder. :P

One Word: EPIC

^^^^^^^^^^
I agrees with teh Muffin Bucket.

BUMP!BUMP

Hows that chapter looking guys?

Took me a few days, but I did read all of it xD very creative guys :)

yeah like ive not heard of a noob that meets bucket puking before, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME EXECPT I MET JOLLY ROGER TO MAKE ME HIS ALLI!!

:jk:

EPIC STORY

Haha, thanks guys, gonna try and get the next chapter out by later tomorrow, cuz I got soccer games in the morning. ANYWHO, I'm pretty sure y'all will enjoy this upcoming one xD

Bump! When is the next chapter pib? You said it would be out in a day at least 5 days ago. :D

Sorry guys, I was sick recently so I had a lot of homework to makeup. I PROMISE, it will be out this weekend. :) Thank you for your patience

This stroy made me laugh, alot. Great job you two! Keep writing!

Alright mates, here is that super fantastical chapter you all have been waiting for.

WARNING: People who get sick to the stomach easily, you have been warned.



Those rusty old jail doors couldn't hold George for long. Well, actually, it couldn't hold his stomach fluids for long. The barf basically melted the lock on the door after 10 minutes of constant puke.

"I hopez Mr. Bucket don't mindz me pukey and stuf :D" George said between his constant chucking. He freed everyone in about 20 minutes of escaping his own cell. Now their only problem was the guard at the door.

"George could *hic* just do his *hic* thing and make the *hic* dude pass out." Brandy suggested.

"Just let me handle this guys." Banana said. She had a tinge of evil in her voice as she said this. She walked up to the man, who immediately pointed his bayonet at her. She whispered something to him, out of earshot of the others, and he lowered his gun, a dazed look on his face. She moved in closer.

"Watz she doin?" George asked stupidly.

"She's flirting with him." Anton informed him.

":O AINT NO ONE GONNA MES WITH MAH WOMAN!" George screamed, grabbing one of Brandy's bottles and charging the soldier. Before either Banana or the naval man knew what was happening, George had smacked the guard on the head with bottle, knocking him out instantly. He then proceeded by projectile vomiting on him.

"Uh.... whoaz. Wat jus happened?" George said as he stared blankly at the unconscious man on the floor, puke dripping from his mouth and staining his shirt.

"Well that worked better then I expected!" Banana muttered to herself with a chuckle. She walked out the door, and George followed, tripping over himself while still trying to figure out what he did. Britney was pretty resistant. Anton had to drag him up the stairs and out the door before the sunlight caused him to spring up. No one still has any idea what's going on inside his brain.

"GAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" Britney screamed. Banana slapped him and went along to continue with her plan. It went great, with basically the same thing happening. Banana flirting. George going insane. More puke. Finally, they came to the stone dock at the front of Kingshead. There stood Cutler Beckett.

"Cutler Bucket...." George whispered, his brain still processing the words that escaped his mouth. Banana walked slowly up to him. He was alone, which was strange. He usually had a bunch of guards. He saw her and drew a dagger. Banana started her whispering. Bucket looked like he was trying to fight the urge to fall under her spell. He was closing his eyes tightly. Shaking his head. Suddenly, he stopped, and dropped the dagger, standing there, with a stare that was as blank as George's. Banana shoved him over the edge and into the water. She turned around and smiled at the group before walking up to a dinghy and signaling for the rest to follow.

"What in *hic* the hell *hic* did she do?" Brandy asked drunkly.

"Lets just call it The Banana Factor." Anton told him, before dragging Britney on board the tiny vessel.

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Well yea, sorry bout the length :/ Took me a while to write this one believe it or not. Been having some writers block, keeping me from coming up with better ideas, but I'm trying. I'll try and make the next one longer. But enjoy!

I used the bathroom before reading this. Thank goodness I did.

That was hilarious. Banana pwns all.

Haha that was really good pib! Davy! Your turn.....

Time for another chapter!


George's vomiting had stopped by the time they had left Kingshead, which was torwards the evening.. Banana left the men on the deck of the Barnacle Brig, and she went down below decks, mumbling something about her nails being chipped. George tried to follow her, but Britney started screaming at him again that he wasn't doing anything.

"Well finez then... lets set a course 4..." George thought, vomit dribbling from his mouth. "That way! :pirate2:"

"Yes *hic* Captain George!" Brandy said, who could care less about the fact that they didn't know where they were going.

Britney started screaming again, and pacing on the deck of the small ship. George watched his mentally unstable crewmate for a while before ordering Brandy to lower the sails, and he took the wheel, heading in a "that way direction." After they were en route for wherever they were going, George took a look down at his clothes. They were looking uglier than before, which George didn't think was possible. They were yellowed, and covered with barf.

"Hmm..." George muttered. "I needz to get out of deez things... :mybadki6: I know! diz is tehh perfect time to show Banana mah muscles!"

George proceeded in taking off his clothes, until he was standing on the deck of the ship in his underwear. Brandy was sleeping in the corner, holding a bottle of rum, so he didn't notice. George couldn't spot Britney, however. And Banana was probably still below decks.

He hung up his vomit-covered clothes on the side of the ship, and turned around. He saw the trapdoor open. Excitedly, he started flexing, showing off his muscles to the person who was coming out, who he though was Banana.

George shut his eyes and grinned stupidly. "Hey Banana, you like mah muscles?" He started posing and flexing. Just two flaws. The first was obvious, but he didn't know. His muscles were upside down. In other words, he was all flab and no ab. The second flaw he realized when he opened his eyes, and he did just that when he heard nothing coming from the person.

"BRITNEY!?" George screamed like a little girl, but it was nothing compared to Britney. His eyes were wide with disgust, twitching with insanity and horror. His mouth was gaping, also twitching. Finally, he spoke. Or rather, screamed.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Britney screamed. "AHHHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHH!!! GOOD GOD!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!"

"AHHHHH!!!!" George screamed too. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

"I MADE THE MISTAKE OF JOINING YOUR CREW!" Britney screamed in reply. "AHHHHHHH!!!"

"AHHHH!!!!"

"AHHH!!!!"

"What? *hic*" Brandy said waking up. He looked at George and dropped his rum. "AHHHH!"

"AHHH!!!"

"AHHH!!"

Anton had woken up by now, and flew down to them from the masts where he slept.

"What the hell is going ooooooOOOOOAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

"AHHH!" George screamed, now everyone was screaming in a symphony of yells and screams and curses.

"SHUT UP!" Banana said, walking out from below decks. She looked at Britney, who was red as an apple... quite literally. There may have actually been steam coming off of him. Then she looked at Brandy, who was looking at his broken bottle of rum. Then she looked at George. George looked back at her, and his horrified face turned into a stupid grin, as he started flexing and posing again.

"I think I'll go to bed early..." Banana said, facepalming herself. She headed back below decks, and they didn't see her for the rest of the night.

Britney screamed one more time, and then went to go sleep in the crows nest, as far away as possible from the others. Brandy had already fallen back asleep, too drunk to care about anything else. George sighed, defeated, and crawled into a corner, and fell asleep.


George woke up early the next morning. He was the first one up, as usual. He made sure the sails were still intact, and that everything was in order. Of course, he had no idea what he was doing, but doing that made him feel smart. He wasn't smart. If you think he's smart, then I would advise you to see a doctor.

After a few minutes, he looked up in front of them, and gasped. Looming in front of them was a massive island, with two lush mountains in the center of the island. Brandy had just woken up, and joined George at the helm of the ship.

"I *hic* know that island." Brandy said. He was drunk again. George wondered if this guy was ever NOT drunk, but couldn't think anymore, because he continued.

"Thats *hic* Isla Per*hic*dida! They say that its *hic* filled with some nasty *hic* big wasps!"

"Noez!!111!!!!!1!!!!" George yelled in fear. "I iz allergic to tehh big bugz! :sadmh9:"

"Oh shut it!" Anton said, slapping George. "Its just a few little bugs like me. We'll be fine, I speak fluent Waspanese."

"But if I getz stung I will get all puffy n stuffz!" George whimpered.

"Quit being such a wimp!" Anton barked (do bugs bark?), and he slapped him again.

"Is it time to explore another island?" Banana said. She had just walked up next to them. She was a few paces away from George, who was still in his underwear.

"No!" George yelled in fear.

"Yes, yes it is," Anton said. "Prepare to port!"

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Sorry if that one wasn't too funny, anyway, pibs turn!

It was still pretty funny Davy! I likez teh story...

LOL!!! The part where they were all screaming over George being in his underwear was classic! Ah man, George is SUCH a noob. We have created a character that will some day be the president of stupid xD

nice work mates... and maybe you can make the comic out of screenshots?

"I MADE THE MISTAKE OF JOINING YOUR CREW!" Britney screamed in reply. "AHHHHHHH!!!"

Loved that line... Awesome story! Maybe I could do that Stealthy Cannoneer, if they want me too.

please jason, call me stealth, everyone else does

Hmm... Jason, If you could figure out someway to do that, it would be great. If you ever get a chance, send me a PM with it, k?

*Waits impatiently* Haha c'mon pibby...

Dude was long as your here you might as well try to start the next chapter..

Guys guys, give me some time, I'm still coming up with the next chapter. And I don't want to rush it because I promised you it would be better then the last ones I wrote. So give me a bit more time, savvy?

We know, I kid mate. Don't rush greatness, savvy? It will be very funny, I can tell!

Have to agree with sharky there, but do you guys want to read my own story that i made? I want to know what great authors think about it.

Alright guys, I know there hasn't been a chapter in FOREVER, but I won't bother you with excuses. There will be one this weekend!

There better be one. Or else you will meet a very angry Britney tomorrow.

all i have to say to you, pib, is an idea for a new chapter: a drunk ladybug!

Hey! I haven't checked here in awhile. Still a cool story though, might need to reread a chapter before the next comes out... I'll try and see what I can do PIB, but if I do decide to make one it'll take awhile and I'll need some help.

I'm EXTREMELY sorry about that guys, because when I finished typing the chapter, I went to the preview post, and Google Chrome basically rejected every page I had open, same with all the other browsers. So now I'm going to try and see if I can do it this weekend, no promises, as I've been really busy with school work and stuff.

Sorry, that was a bit harsh pib. :( Try safari or firefox, they may work.

It's not a problem SEAKING. And it was all the browsers, not just Chrome. But on the good side, the problem is resolved, I've just kinda been slacking with my writing lately.

I'm writing my own story to.. so i know what your going through. Anyways, i deleted my rude post.

P.S hey lurking guest, i say hi :D just so you know your not going unnoticed.

LOL. -waves to guest- HOLA!

ROTFL!!

I think we are going to scare him away pib...

anyways, when do you think next one will come out?

Going to try for this Friday or the weekend. Dunno, might be busy with things.

Alright. FINALLY. Because Davy reminded me lol.



George did not want to go. No. Not at all. But Anton made him. Literally.

"You will go without asking, now get in the dang boat!" He yelled.

"NUUUUUUUUU!!!" George screamed. Anton chose the easy way around. He kicked him into the dinghy. George landed in the small boat, and cracked it even more then it already was. Brandy followed next by tripping over the side rail. Then Banana who just jumped down. Anton dragged Britney into the boat. They dropped down into the ocean and Brandy rowed. After drunkly moving along, they were only maybe 10 meters from the shore. All of a sudden, something under them shot upward and threw the boat and the people inside it, flying through the air. Anton stopped in mid air and started flying. He looked around and saw George sinking underwater. He was fighting the urge to let him drown, but he decided to get him. He dove down, grabbed George's belt, and swam upward. As soon as George broke the surface, he was screaming like there was no tomorrow. Anton slapped him a couple times and he shut up. He resumed the rescue and swam him ashore. They others were waiting, and none of them but Brandy looked very happy.

"Banana, go figure out what the hell that was. And take Britney with you." Anton ordered her.

"WHAT?!? You want me to take HIM?!?" She protested.

"Do it!" He yelled at her. His patience was wearing off. Banana stomped her foot in frustration. She kicked Britney in the ribs and started walking away. Britney followed slowly behind, crawling.

"Me iz gonna go kill sum bad buggiez." George told Anton before taking out his Lost Sword and disappearing behind a large rock. Anton didn't stop him. He didn't care, he was fed up with everything. With George. With the quest. With The Burrito. He then realized how tired he was. Looking at Brandy who stumbled around drunkly, he started falling asleep. Before his eyes could completely close, Banana came running up, screaming and dragging Britney. But Britney didn't look so good. All the skin and muscle on his right light was completely gone, leaving just the stub of a bone. Behind them stood a massive crab. I'm talking freakin' the size of George's ship. Yes, George's ship is small, but that's HUGE for a crab.

"Start working on fixing him! I'll take care of the crab!" Anton yelled at Banana over the loud breathing of the beast. He flew up to it and started looking for ways to harm or kill it. It had a pretty think shell, considering it's size, so breaking it was off the list. He then noticed how thin it's legs were.

"who's hungry?" He said to himself. He flew to the legs and started pulling on one. In snapped with a loud bang. A smile spread across his face as he listened to the cry of the giant crab. He flew over to the next leg, but before he could snap it, George came from behind the rock, once again ruining another plan. He was red and bumpy, definitely stung multiple time. He ran up to Brandy and screamed in his face. He ran up to Banana and Britney and screamed in their faces. Even Britney stared at him. George then spun around and screamed right in the crab's face. The huge beast just stood and stared as George ran in circles and screamed for 5 minutes, until he collapsed. The crab just turned around and tried to run, but limped away instead.

"Sad. I was looking forward to having crab for dinner." Anton said to the others. He then flew over and started helping Banana with Britney. Everyone ignored George. He was starting to get puffier. He might even explode. Oh well. That's what you get for being a noob.

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Well I hope you enjoyed that chapter! I'm sorry about the huge delay. I wasn't very busy these past few days, I've just been kinda lazy with it. ANYWHO, next chapter whenever Davy writes it.

:laughks2: That was awesome, pib!

Only took you two months to get another chapter out! DAVEHHH hurry up with yours!

Not too shabby mate. I think we should call this crew the screaming crew. Anywho, I'll see if I can get around to another chapter soon.