Fate game
 

UPDATED RULES
Ok this is the Fate game.
This is how it will go.

Basicly the fate game is where you give a situation and another pirate posts: Hey i want that situation! So you tell the story until it ends then another pirate posts situations that are based off the orginal situation.

Ok heres a few situations.

.You meet Bill Gates

.You meet Elmo

.You meet the Casa De Muertos guild

Now choose on my pirates!

Keep on choosing your fate!

Oooh, I like it... I sense that when Wacko Jacko discovers this, it will get crazy.

I would like to meet Bill Gates.

Wackie Jackie.. and yes, I would get very crazy.

Now I can't wait to see what unfortunate events- I mean story happens to Davy!

Ok, so you meet Bill gates. He is very generous and gives you $100,000,000.
Now a cop sees Bill Gates giving you the money and he thinks your stealing the money from him. So now he arrests you and you go to jail!

Ok Davy next three options for the next pirate and remember you tell the story!

Sounds good. I like it.

1) You get the Lost Sword of El Patron
2) You catch Fire Dragon (Fiery legendary fish?)
3) You get 100,000 gold.

Ask for one if you dare!

Me want!

I get the Lost Sword of El Patron.

Alright. So you have the lost sword, and you bump into El Patron. He says "Oi! Gimme my sword back Wackie Jackie!" You say something smart, like "No..."

El Patron then stabs you with his broadsword, and your soul joins his ghostly crew. Oooooh.

Am I a Rage Ghost?

Alright, you are given 5 choices. You can..
1. Become a Pirate.
2. Become a Navy Soldier.
3. Become an EITC Black Guard Member.
4. Become a Bartender.
5. Remain a lowly townsfolkman.

Bartender please. Poor some rum down me throat will ye?

You become a bartender. You then realize that you have no brew, mugs, waitresses, or food. You spend the next few months working at the docks to earn enough money to afford the supplies, and the building which you wish to start in. You then purchase the place, and open up for business.

Then an Invasion strikes the same exact day and Jolly Roger burns your bar down to the ground. And your insurance covers only the following, "Theft."

Nice ones so far guys!

Wait, who puts the next three circumstances?

Somebody's name which rhymes with Wavy Liarskull.

Haha, heck, I will. I hope nobody minds.

1) Stealing rum from Gunner
2) Stealing rum from Davy
3) Stealing rum from Crestshot

oops, mah bad Jack and Davy. *shrug*

No problem. And I'll definitely take those odds!

I'll take Door Number 2.

As we have learned over the past while, all of Davy's rum has been in contact with the Monster for far too long. While Davy has gained an immunity to it, you have not. Upon touching the bottle, you are overcome with a fit of madness and run into the water, swimming deep into the Caribbean sea to escape. It is there that you are rescued by a Navy ship, but they find your piratey tattoos and throw you in jail.

After you, Jack

Wacky Jackie its your turn for options.

LOL Crest! That was genius. Virtual high five!

If you dont mind ill go then.

1)You live as a hobo

2)You join Jolly Rogers crew

3)You find the World Eater Blade

4)You die

Pick your fate wisley each ends badly ;)

First off, I vote rules revision real quick. Anyone can post the new options.

And... I choose 4

Stupid Davy's Monster... -goes off to grumble in corner-

Ok Crestshot. You were found dead at Ratskellar with a rum bottle next to you.
But now you are a Rage ghost :D! So for the next year you scare the living daylights out of Scurvy dogs. Until one day Jolly old Davy Fireskull called the Ghost Busters! Now The Ghost Busters are coming to capture you. They walk in Ratskellar and capture you with their Ecto Plasam Vacuum.

Now forever rest Crestshot's Fate! :laughks2:

P.S. Fixed the rules. Check at original post for update.

It's really tight in this vacuum... eek! I think I'm going to play off of this.

1) Rescue Crest from her vacuum cage.
2) Steal her rum since she is now AWOL.
3) Dance a jig and waste your merry day away.

Show me what's behind door number 2!

Congratulations! With the death of Crestshot, all of her traps have been triggered! As you approach one of the stashes, you fall into a deep pit, where some of her first attempts at rum making reside. You attempt to use your voodoo to figure a way out, but find that there is a block on your magic here. Dejected, you sit down among the old rum bottles and sip on the disgusting, old beginner's rum, as you have nothing else to do, until the next poor soul tries to steal the good stash.

Who's next? And who wants to try and play off of this?

Me! Ohh! Pick me Pick Me!

Options for the next poor chap:

1) Save me from a pitiless existence in the pit.
2) Ignore me and just move on.
3) Throw a grenade in the hole and laugh at my demise.

Ill pick 3 i will like this one ;)

Why I oughta..

You throw the grenade in the hole and it sparks a chain reaction with the rum in the pit. For some weird reason, the rum in the hole has a secret passageway into the real Crest Rum Stash. The hole entire rum supply in the area explodes from this connection, and the flames from the grenade engulf you.

I, however, was in such a rum-enduced fever that the flames just cascaded over me without a singel harm coming to me. I wait until the flames and climb from the Tomb of Crest's rum, unscathed.

Pfft. Like I'd die that easily.

P.S. Sorry if your rum's gone Crest.

*eye roll* I said that was ONE stash, tyvm.

1) Go looking for Crest's other rum stashes.
2) Run screaming after Jack for stealing the rum.
3) Save me already.

I guess I'll pick 3, for the others are hopeless.

2 sounds good xD

So who will you choose Crest? Nick, who threatens to chase after moi? Or Jack, who is trying to save you?

Choose Jack!!! CHOOSE JACK!!! Choose...

Jack chooses to save me, a fine choice indeed. As I am indebted to him, I give him the recipe to one of my lesser rums, so he can make it whenever he wants.

While I am still in rage ghost form, I knock out Nick for attempting to chase after the one who has saved me. Afterward, Jack helps transform me back into my human state, and we go on our merry ways.

:) Go figure, we had one that had a good ending (for someone at least)

XD

Ok here are the options

1) You meet elmo

2) You meet cookie monster
3) You meet Big bird

4) You meet Jolly roger

Pick wisley.

Victory Dance! -dances for several minutes- Alright, where was I?

Numero Cuatro. (4)

Ok so after you walk away with Crestshot you Happen to meet Jolly Roger as you walk into a hole. Jolly Roger Gets really mad ( because you fell in his hole ), so now he raises his undead army causing a invasion! You get out of the hole and run away as fast as you can. Now the invasion is over because Crestshot is nice and killed Jolly roger for you. Jolly roger creates a Muertos moon convincing you to
kill your self.

Your Fate awaits with the next pirate! Try adding more to the fate mateys!

O_o that was interesting.

1) Stay inside during the Muertos Moon.
2) Go outside during the Muertos Moon.
3) Save Jack this time.
4) Yell at Jolly as he cackles at you from his moon perch.

5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Choice 5!

...Try again Muffin.

:laughks2: OPTION 5... :laughks2:

Haha!!!

I pick choice 2!

I'd choose a choice, but apparently I'm the damsel in distress this time around... -_-

With this choice, you have become a servant of Jolly Roger. Your entire thought process is changed, and you are only focused with killing the innocents of the town. You run through the town, cutlass out, striking down any in your path. Many try to come up and defeat you, and you are eventually overwhelmed by it and fall at a rusty cutlass. Instead of disappearing and going to jail, though, you fall into the abyss of afterlife for a moment, and wave hello to Jack, who is just sitting there, waiting impatiently for someone. As you're about to apologize for not saving him, you are whisked away by Roger, who has revived you as a permanent addition to his army.

Phew, that was long winded

Options:

1) Save Me!
2) Serve Jolly Roger Faithfully.
3) Save Me!
4) Rebel against Roger.

Hmm i wanna here from Captain Del on this thread:laughks2:

Option 3 please

Hahahaha. I choose 1/3 I suppose, just cause I'm nice.

Haha, somehow I doubt Del will dive into this chaos.

Who will you pick Jack?

1.......................

Wait change me mind, 4

Nick the Titan

Gracias!

You save me by using a Potion you had left lying around from Tia Dalma. I am revived, and thank you most graciously by telling you part of the rum recipe Crest gave to me, so you can make your own brew.

But I told you, so now I have to kill you. I use my trusty pistol and shoot you in the gut and in the chest.

1] Save yourself
2] Eat me
3] Die
9] Save yourself
5] Accept your fate
8] Ship stuff online using your smart phone

:spam:

Honestly Jack....

1) Help me steal the recipe back from Jack.
2) Attack Jack for going against Pirate Code.
3) Save Nick (good grief), who is bleeding on the ground.

Aw, MUFFIN! Pick one of ours, and say who's you picked.

Lets use Cresvys..... 1!!!!!

Try it all you like. Committed to memory it is!

Muffin number 9. Crest number 3.

It's Crests turn to make a fate. That involves massacring yours truly, no doubt,

Well, as Jack felt the need to barge in here with this comment, I suppose fate changes a little...

As Jack tries to sail away in a light sloop, attempting to be incognito, we take our own and shoot him down, then board. He attempts to draw his sword, shouting "You'll never take it from me, ye dogs!" Muffin distracts him with a little pastry, which he grabs for, and me, using the remnants of my ghosty skills, flip to ghost form, sneak behind him, and drain the recipe from his memory.

Oh, and then Nick, since he is trying to save himself, drinks a potion, and goes on his merry way.

Options:

1) Reteach Jack the recipe!
2) Take Muffin's Pastry.
3) Get rid of Crest's ghostly powers.

Yay XD:laughks2:

i choose 1

Number 2, number 2! (Of Jack's)

Together, Crest and I manage to corner Muffin in an abandoned warehouse, where we try the ol' Good Cop, Bad Cop Routine on him to find the location of Muffin's delcious pastry. After hours of interrogation, we manage to persuade Muffin to cook pastries for us all, of his finest make.

And Nick also teaches me the Rum Ingredients as mentioned on Page 4.

Hey i said 1 first -_-


Meanie

1)Meet Elmo

2)Meet Elmo

3) Meeet Elmo

CHOOSE WISLEY :)

1) Trust that Muffin gave you the right recipe
2) Convince Nick that giving the recipe back was a BAD IDEA. *CoughCough*
3) Have someone else taste test Muffin's muffins.
4) Go sailing and be all hakuna matata

I'll let you mates discuss who picks the option. For one, me is going to get hurt on any of these options.

Crest your situations can go first

Choice 5! ;) :spam:

I pick tree....

lol :spam: XD

Tastes buds are not suited for Taste Testing!

Alright, that being the case.

You find some random person on Port Royal and ask if they would like to try out this... ahem... DELICIOUS pastry. He gratefully accepts, and then falls to the ground in a dead faint at the first bite. You fling the muffin into the sea for Mossy Moses to eat instead.

Options:

1) Save Mossy Moses from a horrible fate.
2) Chastise the Muffin for baking such treats.
3) Attack Muffin.
4) Save the dying man.

1 plz.

:D xD

You sail out to sea and search for Mossy. After a good half hour, you find him belly-up, in the seas. You head over and find he has a faint pulse.

For the next 10 minutes you concoct a coughing potion to inject into Mossy, so he will cough out the dreaded Muffin. You then give it to him through the nose.

It works perfectly. He coughs it up and staright up into the air. You celebrate for several moments, before it comes crashing down into your wide open mouth.

Bon Appetit.

LOL! Nice Jack.

1) You become an Administrator.
2) You become the arrr!cade champ
3) You master 4 pirates.

-holds up a finger-

Number 3!

Ok. You slip up in the game, and you get a perma ban. There go your four masterd pirates! :O

Ugh..

Options?

1) Save Davy from dying from the Muffin.
2) Check to see if Mossy is alright.
3) Chastise Muffin for almost killing a legendary fish.
4) Enjoy the rum recipe I got from Crest!

I'll take 1. Please.

lol this isnt gonna end up well.

You try to save yourself by pounding against your chest with a fist to get rid of the Poison Pastry, but only succeed in making your chest hurt even more. You then try to prepare another concoction, but your vision gets blurry. You start fading away, and then you faint back into the deep blue seas.

Trying to save yourself Davy? Not great idea.

Ok new situation

1) you meet Elmo

2) you meet Elmo

3) you meet cookie monster :D

Jack, that was inaccurate. It said the following:

It said "save". Not attempt to save. I demand a different fate.

lol. Davy first do my situation.

Well, I was talking about somebody else saving you, not you saving yourself. So, the option was voided. Please try again later!

I would like to meet Elmo sir. Preferably his fish too.

Ok Davy. Somehow the Marceline guild had invited Elmo into their guild.
One day at a GM event Elmo shows up. You give Elmo a special cookie.
He eats the cookie and dies. Turns out you got blackmailed by the evil muffin pirate! So now all of POTCO is after you.

The rest of your fate shall be decided by your fellow pirates!

1) Go see Tia Dalma for a spell to make the Caribbean forget about Elmo.
2) Be a part of the angry mob.
3) Ban Sesame Street characters

Three please. xD

Congratulations! The Sesame Street characters are banned! However, due to the many small children in the game, along with all the parents who have children that watch the show, Davy gets an even bigger mob after him.

ok choices


1: get killed by darth vader
2: get killed by emperor palpatine
3:get killed by darth mual
4:get killed by count dooku

You forgot option 5: Get killed by Darth Vader's Apprentice, the most powerful jedi/sith in history.

Option 5 please.

I do believe Davy fails.

4 please. At least he'll be dignified about it.

he cuts off your head followed by cuted off legs and arms

haha that was a short fate

Options?

1) Steal rum from Crest.
2) Steal rum from me.
3) Steal rum from the Faithful Bride.
4) Buy your own rum!

Tee hee hee. Choice 1 seems simplest for me.

You decide to sample a little bit of your rum stash. However, that sample turns into a few bottles, those bottles turn into a few dozen bottles, and those few dozen turn into all of it.

Drunk as drunk can be, you walk around pointlessly, smashing into everybody even remotely close to you, until you finally run into a hard, tough-as-nails pirate.

He starts cracking his knuckles.

Ah, but of course. Choice....

A) Help me beat up Mr. Big Bad
B) Enjoy the fight that shall ensue.
C) Let me sneak aboard your ship.

Hmm... Beat up by Tough guy, or beat up by Crest later on....

3!