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November 2010 Carol Parody Contest
http://www.toontowncentral.com/galle...Banner_POF.png Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells :psmiley35: :snowball: Jingle Bell Rock Up on the housetop :x33: :xmas-smiley-005: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Joy to the World :4622: Yes, it is time for carols to ring through-out the land. The radio stations will be blaring them. :santasmiley: :xmastree: Every store will be playing them. You can't escape :7c810c6517: So What's a pirate to do?? WELL, if you can't beat them JOIN THEM Carol of the Rum (1st Verse) Hark how the rum, Sweet tasty rum, Sailed 'cross the seas, Captured by me, Left in the sun, Counted for fun, Sank to the cods, Stolen by mods, "Ding Dong Ding Dong"... No wait that's wrong, Guess that's a hunch, I had too much. Sent by runner, just ask Gunner. Oh what a task, You'll want a flask. New, Old and Cursed, Don't drink it first, Lest you set sail, and sink in a swell! Sitting so stern, Within a tavern, Waiting to hear, "The rum is here!" Gimme gimme gimme gimme more rum! Gimme gimme gimme gimme more rum! I want you to take any carol, from any country, and turn it Piratey :laughks2: That's right, make it a tune that any pirate would be glad to sing. :buds: So, don't be shy Post them on this thread by Saturday, November 27th. Then the mods will parley and decide who gets http://www.toontowncentral.com/galle...POF_Winner.png and who gets http://www.toontowncentral.com/galle...articipant.png :snow_laugh: Happy Caroling!!!! :snow_grin: |
Ok here is my Pirate Carol, it is made after the clasic Jingel Bells. I hope you all injoy!
Yes its finally here I am high enough to go I wander if there are Skellys I guess soon I will know It is coming up so fast I see it in the mist Here it comes I know! And now here we all go! Tormenta, Tormenta, Tormenta or bust! Will we make it I don't know but it is woth the fuss HAY! Tormenta, Tormenta, Tormenta or bust! I hope we make it ther in time It will be so much fun HAY! We got there oh thank God We made it here all right Jimmy got hit by the Fury blast But he should be all right! Into the caves we start we are doing good so fare but what is that a Drug!! Poor Jimmy got left Behind Tormenta, Tormenta, Tormenta or bust! Will we make it I don't know but it is woth the fuss HAY! Tormenta, Tormenta, Tormenta or bust! I hope we make it ther in time It will be so much fun HAY! We Finally made it in! And yes Jimmy is alright Deaper in we go! We should all be fine Untill I saw it come Oh please not that I pray It looked like a greanade It took out Billys EYE And now he is half way blind And guess what... we all died Tormenta, Tormenta, Tormenta or bust! Will we make it I don't know but it is woth the fuss HAY! Tormenta, Tormenta, Tormenta or bust! I hope we make it ther in time It will be so much fun HAY! TORMENTA OR BUST!!!!!!!! ........ YAY -Ben Lockshot |
Ok, here's me attempt :piratetongueor4:
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Revenant" (parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer") Grandma got run over by a Revenant Sailin’ home from Kingshead Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Undead, But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe. Grandma'd been drinkin’ too much rum grog, And we all begged her not to leave, But she hauled anchor anyway, And staggered off the deck into the sea. When we found Grandma Christmas mornin', Floatin' near the island of Outcast, There was plenty of dead undead around her And a great big loot chest in her grasp. Now, we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so very well, He's been seen around with Tia Dalma, Drinkin' rum and generally raising He- heck. But it's not really Christmas without Grandma, All the family is dressed in black, And we just cannot help but kinda wonder If our undead grandma will attack? :piratewheelgo2: |
Love it Ben!
Here we are, a spoof on Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Jolly Roger Is Coming To Town A Parody by Davy Fireskull Ye better watch out! And try not to die And try not to shout I'm tellin' you why! Jolly Roger is coming, to town! His first shot may miss, But his gun fires twice! Gonna find Sparrow and that won't be nice! Jolly Roger is coming, to town! He sees you when your living, And feels it when your dead. He takes has no mercy and ain't forgiving, So run for goodness sake! Oh! Ye better watch out! And try not to die And try not to shout I'm tellin' you why! Oh! Ye better watch out, Cuz Jolly ain't shy! And don't try to fight. Or you'll surely die! Why? Jolly Roger is coming To Town!!! :fireworks3: :fireworks1: :fireworks2: :fireworks1: :fireworks2: :fireworks3: Thank you! |
Jolly the Dead Man by Eliza Creststeel
(Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman) Jolly the Dead Man Was a rotten vile soul With a bladed hand and a hooven leg And a face that was made of skull. Jolly the Dead Man was a fairy tale they say, He was made of bones, but the pirates Know how he came back to life one day. There must have been some magic in that Voodoo man he killed For when he made the shaman dead His soul with blackness filled O, Jolly the Dead Man Was as dead as he could be, And the pirates say he could slash and slay just the same as you and me. Clumpetty clump clump Clumpetty clump clump Look at Jolly go Clumpetty clump clump Clumpetty clump clump Over the seas so cold Jolly the Dead Man knew Tia's voodoo was strong that day So he said, 'You run or I'll have some fun Making your soul decay.' Down to Tortuga With a cutlass in his hand, Running here and there all Around the square saying, Stop me if ye can! He chased them down the streets of town Right to the barricades. And he only paused a moment when He lit the cannonades! For Jolly the Dead man Had to hurry on his way, But, he waved goodbye saying, "You'd better cry! I'm coming back again someday!!" Clumpetty clump clump Clumpetty clump clump Look at Jolly go Clumpetty clump clump Clumpetty clump clump Over the seas so cold |
:psmiley27::piratear::spam::piratear::psmiley27: Haha, this goes with "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch..." Enjoy! Hahahahahahohehahehoha.... Caugh Caugh, Sorry... You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a steal. You're as cuddly as a barrel, You're as charming as an eel. Mr. Grinch. You're a bad pirate With some greasy black hair. You're a hero, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty chest. Your brain is full of spiders, You've got scurvy in your soul. Mr. Grinch. I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot sword. You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have maggots in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick navy scum. Mr. Grinch. Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick navy scum. You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty, wasty mutt. Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of guts. Mr. Grinch. The three words that best describe you, are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk." You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sorts. Your heart's a dead cheese splot With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch. Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in tangled up knots. You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch. With a nauseaus super-naus. You're a crooked pirate pan And you steer a crooked ship. Mr. Grinch. You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce. Copyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss. Link to the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pQgSvN7hYo:william: |
Here Comes Jolly Roger (A Song Parody of Here Comes Santa Claus)
:dancetl6: Here Comes Jolly Roger (A Song Parody of Here Comes Santa Claus) :dancetl6:
by: James O'martin aka (Jamesvsthekraken) Here comes Jolly Roger! Here comes Jolly Roger! Right down Jolly Lane! Darkhart and Darten and all his skeletons are pulling on the reins. Alarm Bells are ringing, children are screaming; All is scary and dark . Hang the code and say your prayers, 'Cause Jolly Roger comes tonight. Here comes Jolly Roger! Here comes Jolly Roger! Right down Jolly Lane! He's got an undead head that is filled with invasions for the pirates again Hear that ship thunder bing and bang, What a disgusting sight. Jump in bed, and cover up your head, 'Cause Jolly Roger comes tonight!!! |
This is my version of "Up on the Housetop"
Up on the pirate ship sailors pause, In swings evil Jolly Roge'. Come to devour all of ye souls, We best fight back and make skelly heads roll, Yo, Ho, Ho, Fight for ye life. Yo, Ho, Ho, Fight for ye life. Up on the pirate ship, CRASH, CLANK, BANG, Then Jolly starts to curse everything, First comes the curse of Nutty Nell, Your skin will turn very pale. Then you'll never laugh, but cry, And never be able to shut your eye. Yo, Ho, Ho, Fight for ye life. Yo, Ho, Ho, Fight for ye life. Up on the pirate ship, CRASH, CLANK, BANG, Evil Jolly is starting to weaken. Next comes the curse of Wacky Will, It will surely make you shrill. Tortured by hammers and sharp tacks, A whistle blown until you crack. Yo, Ho, Ho, Fight for ye life. Yo, Ho, Ho, Fight for ye life. Up on the pirate ship, CRASH, CLANK, BANG, Jolly is defeated once again. |
12 Days of Christmas, Pirate Edition By James Bladefury
------------------------------------------------------------------- On the 1st day of Christmas, Jolly Roger gave to me A Cutlass Attack 63 On the 2nd day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me 2 Flintlocks And a Cutlass Attack 63 On the 3rd day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me 3 Long coats, 2 Flintlocks And a Cutlass Attack 63 On the 4th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me 4 Parrots 3 Long coats 2 Flintlocks And a Cutlass Attack 63 On the 5th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me 5 Old Rings 4 Parrots 3 Long coats 2 Flintlocks And a Cutlass Attack 63 On the 6th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me 6 Musicians singing 5 Old Rings 4 Parrots 3 Long coats 2 Flintlocks And a Cutlass Attack 63 On the 7th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me 7 Swimming sharks 6 Musicians singing 5 Old Rings 4 Parrots 3 Long coats 2 Flintlocks And a Cutlass Attack 63 On the 8th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me 8 Silk vests 7 Swimming sharks 6 Musicians singing 5 Old Rings 4 Parrots 3 Long coats 2 Flintlocks And a Cutlass Attack 63 On the 9th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me 9 Captains Jigging 8 Silk vests 7 Swimming sharks 6 Musicians singing 5 Old Rings 4 Parrots 3 Long coats 2 Flintlocks And a Cutlass Attack 63 On the 10th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me 10 Pirates Cleaving 9 Captains Jigging 8 Silk vests 7 Swimming sharks 6 Musicians singing 5 Old Rings 4 Parrots 3 Long coats 2 Flintlocks And a Cutlass Attack 63 On the 11th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me 11 Undead Slicing 10 Pirates Cleaving 9 Captains Jigging 8 Silk Vests 7 Swimming Sharks 6 Musicians Singing 5 Old Rings 4 Parrots 3 Long Coats 2 Flintlocks And a Cutlass Attack 63 On the 12th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me 12 Navy Drumming 11 Undead Slicing 10 Pirates Cleaving 9 Captains Jigging 8 Silk Vests 7 Swimming Sharks 6 Musicians Singing 5 Old Rings 4 Parrots 3 Long Coats 2 Flintlocks And a Cutlass Attack 63 |
A parody of the famous "Joy to the World."
Ahem hem hem. Joy to the Caribe! Lord Beckett is dead. May pirates live in peace! After many years of tyanny, The dreaded man is gone, The dreaded man is gone, Rejoice! For he is gone. Joy to the World! Pirates reign supreme. They plunder and pillage at will! Ships are found and sunk, gold is gambled and won, And pirates rule at last, And pirates rule at last, And pirates! Oh pirates, they rule at last. Long live the man! Who lives as a pirate. He is free from pain! The EITC had ruled them, But finally they had lost, But finally they had lost, Oh finally! The EITC had lost. Many years have passed! Since pirates have won. Yet here they've won today! They fought and won at Shipwreck, they beat him and his men, Cutler Beckett is finally dead. Cutler Beckett is finally dead. Oh Yes! Cutler Beckett is finally dead. Thank you. |
Carol Parody Contest
"Jiggin' Around da' Christmas Tree"
(Parody of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree") Jiggin' around da' Christmas Tree, At Tortuga's King's Arm Party stop! Musicians ~ Winds & Swain are playin' ye' see, Hope they play some Christmas hop! Jiggin' around da' Christmas Tree, Let da' undead spirits sing... Later we'll plunder some ships at sea, And then we'll do some caroling! Ye' will get a semi-mental Image when ye' hear.... Voices singin' "Let's Kill Jolly", And deck da' docks with his bones by golly!!! Jiggin' around da' Chrismas Tree, Have a happy Pirates Holiday! Everyone jiggin' merrily... So, let's pass that rum my way!!!! :dancetl6: |
Well... Someone may have already beat me to it but...
"The 12 Days of Christmas" Perform by the Deadpool Symphony On the first day of Christmas My first mate gave to me A parrot in a pine tree On the second day of Christmas My first mate gave to me Two pillaging pistols And a parrot in a pine tree On the third day of Christmas My first mate gave to me Three rotten stowaways Two pillaging pistols And a parrot in a pine tree On the fourth day of Christmas My first mate gave to me Four drunken pirates Three rotten stowaways Two pillaging pistols And a parrot in a pine tree On the fifth day of Christmas My first mate gave to me Five golden things Four drunken pirates Three rotten stowaways Two pillaging pistols And a parrot in a pine tree On the sixth day of Christmas My first mate gave to me Six wounds to tend to Five golden things Four drunken pirates Three rotten stowaways Two pillaging pistols And a parrot in a pine tree On the seventh day of Christmas My first mate gave to me Seven sharpened blades Six wounds to tend to Five golden things Four drunken pirates Three rotten stowaways Two pillaging pistols And a parrot in a pine tree On the eighth day of Christmas My first mate gave to me Eight sunken ships Seven sharpened blades Six wounds to tend to Five golden things Four drunken pirates Three rotten stowaways Two pillaging pistols And a parrot in a pine tree On the ninth day of Christmas My first mate gave to me Nine pieces of eight Eight sunken ships Seven sharpened blades Six wounds to tend to Five golden things Four drunken pirates Three rotten stowaways Two pillaging pistols And a parrot in a pine tree On the tenth day of Christmas My first mate gave to me Ten seconds to flee Nine pieces of eight Eight sunken ships Seven sharpened blades Six wounds to tend to Five golden things Four drunken pirates Three rotten stowaways Two pillaging pistols And a parrot in a pine tree On the eleventh day of Christmas My first mate gave to me Eleven shanghaied crewmen Ten seconds to flee Nine pieces of eight Eight sunken ships Seven sharpened blades Six wounds to tend to Five golden things Four drunken pirates Three rotten stowaways Two pillaging pistols And a parrot in a pine tree On the twelfth day of Christmas My first mate gave to me Twelve bottles of rum Eleven shanghaied crewmen Ten seconds to flee Nine pieces of eight Eight sunken ships Seven sharpened blades Six wounds to tend to Five golden things Four drunken pirates Three rotten stowaways Two pillaging pistols And a parrot in a pine tree |
We Wish You a Merry Christmas in pirate form by Charles Gunfury
We wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean; we wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean; we wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean, And a happy New Year. We wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean; we wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean; we wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean, And a happy New Year. We wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean; we wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean; we wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean, And a happy New Year . :xmastree::xmastree::christmas: |
Deck The Ships
Deck! the ships with Darkhart's loot chests Arr-arr-arr-arr-arr... arr-arr-arr-arr 'Tis the reason to loot Darkhart Loot-loot-loot-loot-loot... loot-loot-loot-loot But there be some Reasons to loot Tormenta... or the Cove Conflict? No! Tormenta, and the Cove holds great loot... Arr-arr-arr-arr-arr..... Arr-arr.... Arrrrrr... Arrrrrrrrrr! |
Heres my first one hope you guys like them Swab the decks w' boughs of hollyfa la la la la, la la la la Hoist the Roger if it's jolly fa la la la la, la la la la Don we now our pirate trappings, Fa la la, la la la, la la la Caught me peg leg in these wrappings fa la la la la, la la la la From the portside to the starboard And from transom to bow We are covered with invading bivalves They latched on when we were harbored, And nobody knows how To remove them and get the ship clear. Barnacles, barnacles, Give me a crowbar barnacles, barnacles, Soon they will eat this whole bay. Heres my other one i have to hope you guys like them. Ye better watch out, ye better not cry,Get the rum out, I'm tellin' you why, Cap'n Jack is comin' ta town He walks with a list, talks a good game, Blade, kiss or fist, it's always the same, Cap'n Jack is comin' ta town. He seizes any treasure The rum and wenches too, He knows if you've been bad or good And either one will do! Christmas, christmas time is here, Time fer loot and some good rum. Cap'n Jack bring your big ol' bag ta town, We want treasure, we want swag Want a map from some old book, Me I want a brand new hook We can hardly stand the wait Please christmas don't be late. And heres two more they just kept coming and coming Dashing through the snow Is somethin' we ain't done, Because we never go Away from tropic sun, Keep yer cold and ice, We think it's kinda dumb We've got our Christmas paradise With beaches, girls and rum! ARRR! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to sail the Caribbean today-ay! Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas on the sea, Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, a Pirate's life for me eh! Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, a Pirate's life for me ARRR! Happy Holidays :christmas: |
To the Tune of "Jingle Bells:"
:HoHoHoSkull:Pirates We! :SkullSanta: Sailin' through the seas, With loot below me deck, I have a nasty plan, For the Navy on me back, Yo-ho-ho! Cannons blasting loud, Sinking all in sight, Oh how fun it is to plague the Navy and Skeletons in fright, Oh! Pillagin', Plunderin', Cheatin' Pirates We, Pickin' out the pockets of the East India Com-pan-y, Yo! Pillagin', Plunderin', Cheatin' Pirates We! Don't come crossin' our paths Or next will yer soul be! From 'Tuga to Padres, Kingshead to the Cove, We raid our way through, Taking all yer gold!, Mwhahaha! The landlubbers got nothing, Compared to our mighty valor, The only thing you might not like Is we tend to never shower, Yo! Gamblin', Swindlin', Fightin' Pirates We, Pickin' out the pockets of the East India Com-pan-y, Yo! Pillagin', Plunderin', Cheatin' Pirates We! Free and fearsome freebooters Of the Caribbean Sea! |
POTCO Jingle Bells
Here we are again, Down in the Caribbean. Looking for some fun, While Gunner wants some rum. Yo-Ho! Questing till it hurts. Some potions make you burp. Darkhart will never win! Lets defeat him once again!! Yo-Ho! Jingle bells, the Kraken smells! Jolly Roger lost an invasion. The Faithful Bride went up in flames. Jack Sparrow ran away (again). Fighting the Navy While sailing the high seas, Gets you wonderin' Where is that darn kraken?! Yo-Ho! Defeating El Patron Will curse you to the bone. Check your hand a lot. Did you get the black spot? Yo-Ho! Jingle bells, the Kraken smells! Jolly Roger lost an invasion. The Faithful Bride went up in flames. Jack Sparrow ran away (again). :bulbflash::HoHoHoSkull::bulbflash: |
Deck The Tavern
Nice Del! Let's see if I can compete...
To the tune of Deck The Halls :SkullSanta:Deck The Tavern:SkullSanta: Drink some rum and sing a carol! Fa la la la la la la la la! Hoist you sails and strike down peril! Fa la la la la la la la la! Shoot some cannons! Fight the navy! Fa la la la la la la la la! Steal some treasure and bury gold! Fa la la la la la la la la! Or just put it in your ships hold! Fa la la la la la la la la! We be pirates! We have freedom! Fa la la la la la la la la! Drink some rum and sing a carol! Fa la la la la la la la la! Hoist your sails and strike down peril! Fa la la la la la la la la! Shoot some cannons! Fight the navy! Fa la la la la la la la laaaa! |
To the tune of "White Christmas "
Red Christmas I'm dreaming of a RED Weapon Just like the ones El Patron knows Where the metal glistens and Pirates Listen To hear clanking with some glows I'm dreaming of a RED weapon With every POF post I write May your enemies fear you and dread That your belt has weapons of RED :HoHoHoSkull: Happy Holidays Everyone !!! Merry Christmas!:HoHoHoSkull: |
Yer Favorite Pirate Carols...Arrrrr!
Sing along ye lads n lasses...
"Sung as to Carol of the Bells" Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho (Yo Ho Yo Ho - sung in background entire song) Arrrrr how the ships Swift Pirate ships Hoist anchor and sail Follow a treasure trail Plunder time is here Brings ye good cheer We're daring and bold Treasure's in the hold Yo Ho Yo Ho Just so ye know Ye best sing along It be our Pirate song Our enemies seem ta hear This song that strikes fear Heard from ev'ry where Raising their hair See how they runs From our big guns Boarded and plundered We looted if ye wondered Then they were sunk We kept the treasure trunk Songs of good cheer Plunder time is here Happy happy happy happy Plundering Happy Happy happy happy Plundering Off on another trail Wind to help us sail Come sing along It be our Pirate song Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho __________________________ EDIT: This be my final choice since it was the first... Enjoy! :dancetl6: |
"Yo-ho-ho!"
" Yo-ho-ho the time is hear and time to fear!" " Maybe something good is coming near! " " I hear to my ear and seems to be a jingle! " " Could it be the new ole year?" " Yo-ho-ho! I hear which seems werid" " I see a sparkle in the sky and old Saint Nick was flying'! " I wished for rum but to hide from my mum!" " Yo-ho-ho! Merry Christmas to all ye bilge rats!" " But it was a good for ye to get me fat!" Ok I know a akward carol. But hey its me first one to write but could do better next year! Maybe longer to. |
Frosty The Snowman
Jack The sandman.
Was a Rum Stealer he was. With a Red Slash Belt and a white puffy shirt. and some black eye shadow Jack the sandman. is a pirate they say! he was made of sand but the pirates know how he stole some rum that day! There must've been some gold in that old sword they found For when they gave him that sword. he did a little jig Jack The Sandman was as sandy as can be! and all the pirates said! he could sing and dance on a sloop! just as same as u and me! so he said let's sail and we'll get some rum now before i blow away! Down to tortuga with a tonic in his hand running here and there all over the place saying get me rum if ye can! He led them down to the docks! right to the dock worker and heard RUM!!!!!! Jack the sandman. had to scurvy to his rum but he danced a jig saying heres some rum! I"ll be at the bar! Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho Watch jack go! Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho Over the hills of tortuga! |
O Christmas Tree (O Twisted Tree) O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Thy leaves are so enraging; O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Thy leaves are so enraging; No matter if it is day or night, Thou always prowling for a fight. O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Thy leaves are so enraging; -------------------------------------------- O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Much pain thou can'st give me; O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Much pain thou can'st give me; Such an evil rotten tree, Knocked me down and stole me booty. O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Much pain thou can'st give me; --------------------------------------------- O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Thy fury is so frightening; O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Thy fury is so frightening; Can I walk around in peace, without you swatting me like a flea. O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Thy fury is so frightening; --------------------------------------------- O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Jolly Roger has changed thee; O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Jolly Roger has changed thee; Ye use to be a beauty, now ye just a vile stump. O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Jolly Roger has changed thee!! |
Silent Sea Deadly Sea
By Dog Greenhound Silent sea, deadly sea, Merchant quake at the sight of me They know I'm a pirate without any doubt As soon as I roll all me six pounders out And force their ships under my lee. And bring their ships under my lee. Silent sea, deadly sea, Navy posts a reward for me. They hope that soon I will be betrayed So they won't ever have to face me blade But thanks to the code I stay free. Yes, thanks to the code I stay free. Silent sea, deadly sea, My only rival is the E.I.T.C. I sinks their ships, I takes their gold I stuffs their treasure into me hold And throw all their bones in the sea. Yes, I throw their poor bones in the sea. :pirate6: |
Hahaha, alright, here's mine, set to the tune of... Another Christmas Song-Stephen Colbert
Another Pirate Song Ho! It’s another Pirate song! Whoa! Get ready mateys for another Pirate song! Not a whole lot of ‘em, so I’ll invite ‘em Into my cabin, the rum’s all invitin’ Oh! It’s another Pirate song! Jack Sparrow drinking in a small, worn bar, Who’d have ever known that he’d get so far? Sword in his belt sash, Rum in his hand, He’s the kind of man you don’t see as grand! Hey! It’s another Pirate song! Yay! Just a new, not worn out, jumpy and tingly Pirate song! Jones and Jolly sit on the horizon, Waiting for the moment they can go a risin’, Hey! Let’s go teach them how they’re wrong! Swords are clashing as the pirates fight, Navy and the Company show their might! Here comes the voodoo, Better watch out! We light an explosion and you hear a shout! You! Are ye fearing death today? No! Well then come and join us, On our rousing, rowdy play! The ship sets a course, Captain, what be our headin’? All that we hope is that we won’t be led in, By! The old, stuck up Navy swine! (Music Interlude) But wait! What’s this? Jolly has caught up to your ship, Apparently you won’t get to finish this trip, The cannons go off and you hear him say, “Are ye lazy skells gonna sink her today?” Whoa! Better fight back while ye can! Go! Get the men all ready, here we make our final stand! They ain’t gonna take us, we live for freedom! So draw all your swords mates, we’ll swing out and greet ‘em! Hey! Haven’t we gone on this lo-o-ong? We are pirates! And I’ll rest! When I see that skelly shut up in the Locker, And good old Wellie is gone right and proper, From another… Pirate song! The Rum Pay goes to Crestshot! |
dinnae desire a lot fer Christmas
There is just one object I need I dinnae care about th' presents Underneath th' Christmas tree I just desire ye fer me own More than ye could ever know Make me crave bring a spring true All I desire fer Christmas Is you I dinnae desire a lot fer Christmas There is just one object I need And I dinnae care about th' presents Underneath th' Christmas tree I dinnae need ter hang me stocking There upon th' fireplace Santa Claus shan't make me happy With a toy on Christmas Day I just desire ye fer me own More than ye could ever know Make me crave bring a spring true All I desire fer Christmas is you You baby Oh I shan't ask fer much this here Christmas I shan't e'en crave fer snow And I'm just gonna keep on waiting Underneath th' mistletoe I shan't make a list an' send it To th' North Pole fer Saint Nick I shan't e'en delay awake to Hear them there magic reindeer click 'Cause I just desire ye ahoy tonight Holding on ter me so tight What more can I do? Baby all I desire fer Christmas is you You Oh all th' lights be shining So brightly everywhere And th' sound o' children's Laughter fills th' air And every man-jack is singing I hear them there sleigh bells ringing Santa shan't ye lug me th' one I really need? Won't ye if ye please lug me babe ter me? Oh I dinnae desire a lot fer Christmas This is all I'm asking for I just desire ter clap eyes on me baby Standing starboard outside me door Oh I just desire ye fer me own More than ye could ever know Make me crave bring a spring true Baby all I desire fer Christmas is You baby All I desire fer Christmas is ye baby All I desire fer Christmas is ye baby All I desire fer Christmas is ye babe :jack1::buds: |
i hope nobody made a parody of this one ^_^
We wish you a pirate christmas (parody of we wish you a merry christmas) We wish you a pirate christmas We wish you a pirate christmas We wish you a pirate christmas And a survival new year! (repeated 2 more times) Good enemies to you And all of your skin, Good enemies for christmas And a survival new year! We wish you a pirate christmas We wish you a pirate christmas We wish you a pirate christmas And a survival new year! (repeated) Good enemies to you And all of your skin, Good enemies for christmas And a survial new year! Oh we want some rum And we wont go until we get some, We wont go until we get some, We wont go until we get some, So get us some rum! We wont go until we get some We wont go until we get some We wont go until we get some So get us some rum! We wish you a pirate christmas We wish you a pirate christmas We wish you a pirate christmas And a Jolly..Roger...New Year!!!! i guess i tried :D |
Sung to the Tune of "Oh Tannenbaum"
Oh cannonball, oh cannonball
How loudly you go boomin' Oh cannonball, oh cannonball Destroyed another human Or perhaps a skelly runt or possibly, a smelly grunt Oh cannonball, come Christmas day I think I'll shoot you anyway |
Joy to the crew by Gerardo Stormwalker
Joy to the Crew, the rum is here!
let's all drink till we sleep let every man get some ale sink those ships to the deep sink those ships to the deep sink those ships, those ships, to the deep! Joy to the crew, the Rum is cold let the men sing out their soul while crabs and gators, bats, stumps and bees leave sacks of coal, leave sacks of coal, leave, leave, sacks of coal. |
To Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer.
Darkhart the Undead Raider You know Sandspine and Bloodless, Bonebreaker and Boris, Evan and Thaddeus, and Blackheart and Francis. But do you recall? The most famous Undead Boss of all..... Darkhart the Undead Raider (Raider) Was the baddest undead of all! (Worse than Timothy!) He never let the pirates, (Pirates) take the precious loot he holds. (Like Booty!) All of the hearty Pirates, (Pirates) Could never seem to take him down, (Back to Jail!) And he would wreak his havoc, (Havoc) Upon the people of the Padres Town. (Oh No!) Then a legend came arround, that spoke of a lost sword. And all the pirates flocked to him To raid the loot he stored. Then his reign of terror ended. (Yo Ho!) And the townspeople felt at peace, (Finally!) But now poor General Darkhart, Has his loot raided relentlessly! :D |
I hope it's not to late! :(
Rudolph the Red Nosed Grenadier Rudolph, the red-nosed Grenadier had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. All of the other Grenadier used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolph join in any Grenadier games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve Jolly came to say: "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my Death Omen tonight?" Then all the Grenadier loved him as they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the red-nosed Grenadier, you'll go down into the Sea! |
I hopes this isnt late, either!
Black Pearl Bells A "Jingle Bells" Parody Slashing through the undead In a one sail galleon Over the high seas we go drinking rum all the way Bells of the Black Pearl o’ ringing making navy ‘fraid What fun it is to plunder and steal what a fierce raid today Oh, Black Pearl Bells , Black Pearl Bells Black Pearl all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride A one sail galleon! Black Pearl Bells, Black Pearl Bells Black Pearl all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride A one sail galleon! Oh, Black Pearl Bells , Black Pearl Bells Black Pearl all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride A one sail galleon! Black Pearl Bells, Black Pearl Bells Black Pearl all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride A one sail galleon hey! Oh, Black Pearl Bells , Black Pearl Bells Black Pearl all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride A one sail galleon! Black Pearl Bells, Black Pearl Bells Black Pearl all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride A one sail galleon! :swordpirate: |
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