September 2010 Design a Curse Contest
 

Tormenta be a place for a Dead Man. Poke around the Thrall Captains, one may give ye the Black Spot. Ye better start fearing the sea, as the Kraken lurks in these very waters, searching for any with the spot. Next, you'd be spending days off-sea, and with each passing day, you turn into the most horrid creature. More horrid than Jolly Roger himself....

A Land-lubber!

Gaze upon the moon's cursed phase, and blood shall flood the seas that be.

Always be prepared when fighting the undead or other horrible creatures........... u never know whats out there it could be Jolly Roger or........... Lord Becket........... or as nasty as........ Davy Jones himself. Just something off the top of me head O_O

Legend has it that there's a horrifying curse around the Caribbean.. A curse far more dangerous than the Kraken itself. More dangerous than Roger's moon.. The Raven's Cove be not a common island mates. They say that island was the home of the most notorious, fearsome, strongest pirate to ever sail the Caribbean. Whoever tried to enter Raven's Cove, never returned home.

No, it wasn't the fog. It was him. A brave explorer he be. After discovering the most precious treasures of the world, his life had almost ended. He be very sick, and knew he would die. He told his crew to hide their loot and promised that he would return to this world and get their treasure back. So, you may ask, what happened next? He stabbed himself with his own sword.

Many years later, us pirates discovered his treasure, along with his lost weapons. When a matey of me crew touched his lost sword for the first time, El Patron had returned. He showed no mercy to my matey. Now, El Patron seeks revenge and will do anything to get his lost treasures back - including killing us pirates, savvy?

Nowadays, he be a ghost who haunts Raven's Cove. His anger won't stop until he gets rid of all the pirates in the Caribbean. You must be a fool or really mighty to enter Raven's Cove and face El Patron himself! Even if you don't believe this tale, be patient and the answers will come.. You never know what tomorow will bring.

ooooh let me get my creative head on LoL hmmmm


"If ye touch Jolly's hat ye be bound to lie on the ocean bed for eternity"

"Never venture alone into the Cursed Caverns, says I to you - lest you be willing to become part of the Ship... part of the Crew..."

"When ye have a full charge on take aim or flaming skull, an enemy will stun ye so ye has to restart the skill."

Alright, heres mine!

As you adventure an isle, your breath runs cold, your bones and skin become weak and old... your mind tormented, enemies will devour your flesh as you plunge into the deep abyss.

I may have gotten a little carried away xD

Across the sea you gaze and stare,
Something's glittering over there.
Your eyes get big, maybe it's just sand,
Then, you realize it's a Solid Gold Island!

You speed up your ship, Quick! Quick! Quick!
You hear the clock going, Tic! Tic! Tic!
Thoughts of gold filling up your purse,
No idea you're under Greed's Curse.

You heard all of the tales told,
But never imagined so much gold!
As you dance around in glee,
A dark, cloud of fog is coming straight for ye.
You're blinded, disoriented, you cannot see,

Then the fog disappears as fast as it came,
But, everything is not the same.
All the gold has disappeared,
And there stands Jolly who is greatly feared.

He roars with laughter at this naive pirate,
You snear at Jolly from the rock where you sat.
He grabs your throat, bony hands so cold,
And says, "All that glitters is not gold".

"The skies become green, the undead turn mean, so ye better watch out for Jolly Roger, the fiend!"

"Do not let ye rum out unprotected savvy? Or the mods may curse ye by stealing yer rum for all of eternaty..."

Heres my go lol.

If ye sail to the edge of the world, were you are told to turn back... Your sails shall turn black and forever sail the map.
Never to return, stuck in a sea deathtrap.

:zn3lp2::skellington::skellington:if ya listen to justin beber your head will explode you will mealt then you will be takeen to serve with jolly as a blob a dead daed dead dum blob no beiber the curse has been ritten:skellington::skellington::skellington::skel lington::skellington::skellington::skellington::sk ellington::skellington::skellington::skellington:: skellington::skellington::skellington::skellington ::skellington::skull::skull::skull::SkullBullet1:

"The Time of Need is reckoning, The Time of Death is beginning, The time, to die, The Time of No Mercy. Davy Jones is ready, Jolly Roger is on the rise, Beckett is after you."

If ye crack yer ship, in danger ye be, for if a crewmate steps on it, he break his hip!

Lame, I know, but I decided to go with something more... classical.

Step on a crack break yer mothers back. kick a crab, best be puttin up a fight. run into a bat, dont get bitten. step on jolly's foot? ye best be wishing you stepped on that crack.

Dont know if its much of a curse, but it sounded pretty good in my head :D :piratetongueor4:

A curse to bind Jolly Roger in grave chains !

A lock of hair, a piece of bone,
A bloodshot eye on evil shown,
Unholy deeds against the free,
Chained in the grave let Jolly be!

Take heed the Island of Tormenta. If ye be brave and bold enough to go venturing off into those dark, cold caverns ye might as well be sleepin' with the fishies.



Blah.. :piratetongueor4:

"Don't ye dare set foot on the cursed Raven Cove, lest you find yourself taking flight as a Raven! When you take flight, you will forever fly around the island as a raven at a breakneck speed, causing that eerie fog."

If ye break the code, may your lips be sewn together and turned into the undead, a blade chained to your hand so you will forever fight your friends and guild

Danger To Ye If You Enter Raven's Cove
Those Who Touch The Weapons
Forged By El Patron Himself Will
Be Chained By Soul To Serve El Patron For The Eternity!
Guarding His Weapons Ye Will
No Food
Drink
For Eternity
So Be Warned Ye Will

Ok here be mine :

If yer to be fightin' the red coats, make sure to steal there rum! If yer dont, you'll walk the plank of the BBK Krewe!

This is truly off the top of my head

if ye think ye be true evil you're wrong because jolly roger killed my friend Wong he's sacked port royal the valcanoe dome and even tortuga the one place we pirates call home he even destroyed minervile then the people there renamed it to whinerville He even be sinking me war Frigate as I speak so I believe that now it be time to buy another heap

@ Sapphire ; Wow, that's amazing!

This is off the top of my head as well.

If ye come upon a rusty ship, don't think it's full of treasure. It may fool your eyes, for it's Jolly's demise, and ye be the one he's chasin' after. For life ain't a gift nor is it a curse, but when being the undead it's no better!

Jolly Roger may be the most unlucky Undead Pirate ever, He became that way because of a Savvy Card game with Captain Jack,Just warining ye if ye mess with Captain Jack Sparrow Ye may become as unlucky as Jolly Roger Himself! Not to sure how good that one is but give me your opinions :D

May ye eat the crabs of John Smith ye will be forever haunted by Jolly Roger and his Undead Armys cursed souls

" Don't be mentioning the name Bootstrap's for his fate may be yours "

The Kingshead Curse...
 

:skull:At the darkest of night on Kingshead:skull:
When every New Moon comes
A curse that is wretched this way comes
A door in the Jail you will find
that leads to a witchdoctor evil and divine
He does nasty undead things
like luring Navy guards into the jail
while the Navy guard's last request fails
When the new moon goes away
that next morning sun
the witchdoctor sleeps until the new moon comes once again...
Ok sorry that I couldn't rhyme much here, I'm new to this. So that is all that I got. :) :bookishfj7::piratewheelgo2:

When the sky is green, and the moon be Jolly! Best stand tall at the beach, or I will slay the in my next volley!

Design a Curse Contest
 

Haunted Halloween is approaching soon......The Sea's will be shinin' from the light of the moon!

Ye' who set sail alone on that night......Will not return from their dreadful flight!

Misfortune will come to those that dare......For, something wicked awaits' Ye' there!

Your Soul is what this badness will rip......Ye' will haunt the water's alone on your ship!

How do I know this Ye' ask......I took that venture one year past!

It will be waiting for Ye' to come......Cause I am that evil Ye' will be fleeing from!

When this spell get's placed on Ye'......It will then be unchained from me!

MAY THE CURSE THAT CASTS OVER THE SEA'S......REAP THE LIVES THAT ENTICES THEE!!!!

" A Mystery it is that cursed place will be till someone is brave enough to fight him.

It will be your fall like all the other great and mighty pirates who've failed before ye.

There will be no chance of escaping his wrath the most evil of them all.

So get your belongings and leave this horrid place before the curse of that pirate befalls ye. "

so what do you guys think it was just of the top of my head i think it was ok i could have done better maybe.:pirate61:

Hmm, I guess I can try. It's about a person named McGrolly Grim (completely fictional... any relations to a real person is completely coincidental!)

When the sun and the moon align, it is a sign.
Old men tell the tale, of the one who made a sail
He got caught, he was sought,
He drowned, without a sound.
Now, he haunts the Caribbean.

All who look upon him will faint,
He will at first look like a saint.
Beware the old McGrolly Grim,
It is a curse to find him.


It's a poem, and a curse! Two for one special, and it could be yours for the mere price of a Signature subscription! :D

heres my try

you see the fog in the distance
wondering what could of risen it
you look in closer trying to see
not knowing your fate
is ending here


(hope u like it :) )

Create a curse Competetion
 

Heres my curse! It's kinda like the curse from the first movie. Hope you like it!

Treasure be treasure, and gold be gold,
just don't forget, the curses yer told!
Some treasure be cursed, by Roger alone,
leave it be, or you'll be the one made only of bones.

Aye, you could be tough and smart
but Roger will remove your heart.
You'll have no freedom until you return,
the gold that wasn't rightfully yours!

One day, a very fine, friendly new player went to Tortuga, Abassa. However, he never returned. No one knows what happened to this person...
It is said that if you go to this place, your soul will be eaten alive by those who also never returned from this dreadful place.

September 2010 Design a Curse Contest entry
 

When final blow on undead you make,
Glimse into their eyes do not take,
For if ye do, tis surely true,
Jolly's undead ye be when next ye wake!!

Sip no skeleton rum lest ye be doomed to naught but brewing potions ‘til the Kraken arrives to disembowel you with its suckered tentacles.

DEATH OF YOUR LIFEbeware the skeletons of port royal if they wound you dont let anybody see ya for a year get hit by one you die when people see you also you turn pale pale and PALE AS A GHOST you will bleed your heart will stop your dead nobody will find ye

Okay, my real curse now.

Igor says
 

Igor says Igor is a simple pirate so here it go:


Igor say may all Igor's loot drop be sacks if Jolly don't knock you on all your backs!!


:dancetl6: :dancetl6: :dancetl6:

She who must not be named was cast from the land of pof and potco, she has vowed to return and take her spot on her evil throne so she can cast an evil eye over all of potco!

Her return can only be summoned during the night, when a pure soul lights the Sanderson's sisters candle in the little shack on abassa tortuga.

If this is done the earth will shake violently. Smoke,ashes and lava will rise from the ground and the dutches of evil will rise from the depths of hades as her ship,The Victory Shark, rides through the lava. The queen of evil will let out a evil menacing laugh!

She will then command her drones to carry her to her throne in abassa tortuga...and from there she will rule the world!!!!

:105::103: :43::105::103:

Walk into a graveyard at midnight during the lunar eclipse, stomp your foot 3 times on a fresh grave, then a undead minion will pull you into his grave and steel your soul.....

Davy Jones will haunt you. He is watching your soal. Dont dought him. He can find you. You cant hide. Or the Kraken will find you. Beware!

Mah Curze
 

Sail on your sloop,
in the seven seas.
Shoot a cannon
into the murky depths,
a kraken will devour
whatever is left.

Kinda random... :P

Beware all pirate wenches that wear a corset on Abassa Tortuga Beach, ye shall never find Peace!!!

Same goes for shirtless gents. If Jolly Roger does not steal your soul, the friend requests shall drive you insane.

He who fights the skeleton
will be a skeleton
and burried alive for eternity

" Never pay a man, if you can just kill him instead. "
 

" Never pay a man, if you can just kill him instead. "

:SkullBullet1::SkullBullet1::SkullBullet1: :SkullBullet1:

"If ye be a POF member,
then ye watch your rum.
Cause come September,
The Mods shall come....."

YES PERFECT EXCUSE TO MAKE AWESOME POEMS.

One day, a young pirate was takin' a stroll
Not realizing he'd be paying a toll,
Then out of nowhere..
a group of skelies ambushed, slashed, and teared.
The young pirate tried to escape
but he was too late.
The skelies had blocked the doors
having nowhere to run, he was scared to the core.
As he pulled out his sword and pistol,
Jolly Roger appeared, and stole his soul.

Let that be a lesson to you buccaneers
Never walk alone, where skeletons might be near.
Always bring a friend, a mate,
and never turn your back, for Pete's sake!
Unless you are Jack Sparrow, or Black Beard,
Then you will always have something to fear.

There you go. :D

Here is an edit to my old one. I gave it a title as well.

Ol' Venom Lash

Venture into the Wildwoods,
Many scorpions ye shall see.
Some pirates will start shootin'!
The wise ones will flee.

If ye are not wise,
And you choose to kill,
Don't shoot Ol' Venom Lash,
He be the king of the hill!

When the scorpions see their leader dead,
The killer they will need to shred.
The monsters will find you, you cannot run!
For your legs will feel like lead.

The first time they shall let you escape,
But only to prolong your death.
Every time ye leave your house,
They will attack you, before you can even take a breath.

For a year this Torture shall go on,
Until you cannot take any more!
But just when you finally think they are gone...
You will see more scorpions than ever before!

Every follower of Ol' Venom Lash
Will run to attack you in a crazy mad dash.
Ye wont be able to defend yerself, as bystanders run for their lives!
Before the horrible scorpions devour you alive.

So never be messin' with Ol' Venom Lash....

May that curse make your blood run cold!!!

Sorry if i kill one of your childhood stories....
 

There was once a lady who lived in a shoe.
She had too many kids and made poison stew.
Slurp as the kids did,
As the mother said goodbye to her kids.

She then wondered, why are they still alive?
She bought a axe and went to chop up them fast,
One lost its eye, another its heart,
They all pleaded, "Why mummy, Why?"
All she said was, "Good night my angels."
When the navy found out, she was beheaded quick,
Faster than you could say Hurry, Quick quick!
Though her soul is not gone yet,
For whoever buys the lady's home,
Ye be wearing your death.

Arrgh. Fight with this vicious tatoo on your skin or yee may never have fight with yee skin again.

Here is my modest curse.

Your life will be in great folly,
if you choose to mess with Jolly!