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CaptainMonkeys 09-03-2010 06:02 PM

Pointless Inventions
 
I got this game off of CPF, who got this game off of TTC.

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In this game, just think up of, or name, a pointless invention. It's that simple. xD

EXAMPLES:

BOB: A DVD rewinder. :O

BILL: An on-the-spot solar powered flashlight!

Etc. etc. etc. :P


RULES:
No spamming.
No double posting.
Keep them G-rated.
Don't post on this thread unless you are going to participate in the same post.
Follow the rules of both TTC (POF) and this game, with no exception.
Don't refer to any users negatively except yourself and Evil Kid Bugs.
Don't repeat other inventions - search before posting. Unless we somehow run out, which is kinda impossible. :P
The invention must be pointless.
You can include up to three inventions in one post.
Have fun

I'll start,
A heated ice pack.

Pirate J 09-03-2010 08:10 PM

A Ship with no Wheel and no sails!

Ropeburn 09-03-2010 08:12 PM

A hamster named yellowtroightcatfishsamadamapplemaplebuttersheabut teroliveoil that has robot parts :O

angel 4ever 09-03-2010 08:13 PM

a tv with no screen

Pirate J 09-03-2010 08:14 PM

A kite with no string

angel 4ever 09-03-2010 08:16 PM

a bike with no wheels

Pirate J 09-03-2010 08:21 PM

A light with no bulb

Eliza Creststeel 09-03-2010 08:22 PM

Ronco's Paper Plate Dishwasher!

CaptainMonkeys 09-03-2010 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pirate J (Post 249454)
A Ship with no Wheel and no sails!

They have those. The Disney Magic has no sails, and it's steered by a joystick. Not pointless!:dancetl6:

Ski Hills with no Ski Lifts:beard:

angel 4ever 09-03-2010 08:34 PM

a house with no roof

CarribeanThunder 09-03-2010 09:05 PM

A toaster that freezes toast.

angel 4ever 09-03-2010 09:15 PM

a chair u cant sit on

CaptainMonkeys 09-03-2010 09:40 PM

Blankets that make you cold.

James Bladefury 09-03-2010 09:44 PM

A plane with no engines.

Eliza Creststeel 09-03-2010 09:44 PM

The Paper Mache Boat Anchor!

The Cannonball made of Jello!

The Cannon Ram made out of Wool!!

The Voodoo Doll made out of Straw... oh wait, wait... sorry.

Ropeburn 09-03-2010 10:26 PM

a sink with no hamsters.

CaptainMonkeys 09-03-2010 11:49 PM

Um, hamsters? Okay...

Thing One without a Thing Two

Ropeburn 09-04-2010 12:15 AM

A hamster that sings jusin bieber songs... Wait! that is useful..

gzero45 09-04-2010 12:29 AM

a cannon that shoots pies at ather ships must be manned and takes one hour to load

Matthew Sternrage 09-04-2010 12:30 AM

A Cruise Ship with Watercannons

Captain Del 09-04-2010 12:36 AM

A game that involves no players.

Tiberius Fireskull 09-04-2010 02:14 AM

A sword with no blade

KeeperOfTheCode 09-04-2010 04:09 AM

An free custom avvie that will only be displayed for the low, low price of $20.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Eliza Creststeel (Post 249497)
The Cannon Ram made out of Wool!!

Actually, those are quite useful.

Captain Jason 09-04-2010 04:11 AM

Grenades the explode at the touch! How do you think I got this eyepatch? :zu02ol:

Tiberius Fireskull 09-04-2010 05:54 AM

Eye-Glasses with solid metal lenses.

Nate Swordwalker 09-04-2010 06:10 AM

A computer without a keyboard.

Tiberius Fireskull 09-04-2010 06:17 AM

POTCO without me! :D

Nate Swordwalker 09-04-2010 06:20 AM

Me without my hat!

Tiberius Fireskull 09-04-2010 06:22 AM

Me hat without me!

Nate Swordwalker 09-04-2010 06:32 AM

A table with no legs. :D

titanic95594 09-04-2010 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James Bladefury (Post 249496)
A plane with no engines.

Maybe a glider is what you mean?

A car without wheels.

Tiberius Fireskull 09-04-2010 04:55 PM

A door with no walls surrounding it.

Captain Jason 09-05-2010 11:08 PM

A Jail with no security or walls.

hmanngr8 09-08-2010 03:08 AM

The discovery of deep sea astronomy and grounded aviation;

Tiberius Fireskull 09-08-2010 03:11 AM

Doors that dont shut.

hmanngr8 09-08-2010 03:42 AM

Doors that don't open

Tiberius Fireskull 09-08-2010 03:51 AM

Cookies without dough.

hmanngr8 09-08-2010 03:58 AM

A parking meter with a .5 second time limit

Tiberius Fireskull 09-08-2010 04:00 AM

A watch that tells no time.

hmanngr8 09-08-2010 04:03 AM

a playdough machete

Tiberius Fireskull 09-08-2010 04:19 AM

A gun with no trigger.

hmanngr8 09-08-2010 04:56 AM

Oh I know the most useless invention ever!!!!!!!!!
NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOOBODY CAN BEAT THIS!!!
The most useless invention is... Windows Vista :P

Tiberius Fireskull 09-08-2010 04:12 PM

I have a vista.... it works fine....

The Forums without ranters!

hmanngr8 09-08-2010 11:39 PM

internet trolls, completely useless

Tiberius Fireskull 09-08-2010 11:53 PM

Grass with no green.

Captain Jason 09-09-2010 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davy Fireskull (Post 251015)
Grass with no green.

You temped me to dye my grass blue.

A pirate game that you help the townsfolf in... oh wait...

hmanngr8 09-09-2010 03:58 AM

a crankable cell phone, trust me, you wouldn't want it either

muffin pirate 09-09-2010 05:35 PM

A Toaster that spits out cookies...

Dog Firestack 09-09-2010 06:26 PM

A Taco that has no tortilla.

Captain Del 09-09-2010 08:54 PM

A fork with no points.

hmanngr8 09-10-2010 02:07 AM

A bladeless, motorless lawnmower to cut Davy's grass with no green

Tiberius Fireskull 09-10-2010 02:29 AM

NO! MY GREENLESS GRASS!!!!

Swim suits that arent water proof.

KeeperOfTheCode 09-10-2010 02:35 AM

A boat that can't float...

Tiberius Fireskull 09-10-2010 02:40 AM

Water that isnt wet.

hmanngr8 09-10-2010 03:22 AM

The most useless invention? This thread about useless inventions! OOH BURNED THREAD MAKER

Captain Jason 09-10-2010 04:22 AM

a screw with no screw driver that fits to fix the bladeless motorless lawnmower that mows the colorless grass

Tiberius Fireskull 09-10-2010 04:28 AM

I find this quite useful.....

I have one.... light bulbs that darken the room.

Chimera Doll 09-10-2010 04:29 AM

Fans that make you hotter. Haha.

Tiberius Fireskull 09-10-2010 04:30 AM

Bricks made of Jello....

Chimera Doll 09-10-2010 04:42 AM

A piano without any keys.

Tiberius Fireskull 09-10-2010 04:46 AM

A lock with no key

charles gunfury 09-10-2010 01:43 PM

A book that doesnt have any words whatsoever in it O_O

Jibby 09-10-2010 03:22 PM

A door with no handle.

Chimera Doll 09-10-2010 03:31 PM

A printer without any paper.

Captain Jason 09-10-2010 06:04 PM

A person with no bones

Nate Swordwalker 09-11-2010 12:36 AM

A website with no URL.

James Bladefury 09-11-2010 04:21 PM

A Chair with no seat

Chimera Doll 09-11-2010 04:34 PM

A book with no pages.

hmanngr8 09-13-2010 12:13 AM

Driving courses for the blind, deaf, and limbless

Tom SwordRage 09-13-2010 12:38 AM

Invisable ink

CaptainMonkeys 09-13-2010 12:48 AM

Lemonade without lemons =3

Chimera Doll 09-13-2010 12:51 AM

A blank CD.

Nick The Titan 09-13-2010 12:57 AM

a song with no lyrics

Nick The Titan 09-13-2010 12:59 AM

An Ocean with no water XD

Jibby 09-13-2010 01:00 AM

A "darkbulb".

Chimera Doll 09-13-2010 01:03 AM

A bag without a bottom.

Jibby 09-13-2010 01:23 AM

Just a quick note- It seems most of the posts are all this: A ____ without any/a ____(s).

On the topic of the game: Viruses.

Tiberius Fireskull 09-13-2010 01:31 AM

I dont think Viruses are exactly inventions... right?

Cleaners that make things dirty

Jibby 09-13-2010 03:51 AM

^ Computer Viruses, sort of 50-50.

On topic: (Slightly breaking my own rules due to head pain) Audiobooks for the deaf.

Countainer7b 09-13-2010 04:05 AM

britian ( I'm irish thus one of the groupps of people that can hate britian with a/sevral good reason/s)

Chimera Doll 09-13-2010 04:08 AM

TV without a screen.

Tiberius Fireskull 09-13-2010 11:24 PM

A computer with no battery

Jibby 09-14-2010 12:25 AM

Strawberry Flavored Pepper Spray. And this is real. I am not kidding.

Tiberius Fireskull 09-14-2010 12:26 AM

A hot tub with subzero temperatures.

Jibby 09-14-2010 12:35 AM

A window, but spray-painted black.

Tiberius Fireskull 09-14-2010 12:36 AM

I light bulb that sucks light away.

Jibby 09-14-2010 12:37 AM

A blunt cutlass.

Tiberius Fireskull 09-14-2010 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jibby (Post 252513)
A blunt cutlass.

You can still use it as a club.

Bug repellent that attracts the bigger bugs.

KeeperOfTheCode 09-14-2010 12:55 AM

A blunderbuss that shoots marshmallows...

Tiberius Fireskull 09-14-2010 12:57 AM

Thats not pointless! Go ahead, fire away into my mouth and I'll show ye!

Here is a good one: POTCO without all those fun glitches! (not talking about god glitch, speeding, and other ones that harm players and are considered cheating, talking about fun ones, like padres volcano)

Chimera Doll 09-14-2010 02:49 AM

^ LOLOL. And agreed with the glitches part!

A house without a roof.

charles gunfury 09-14-2010 02:53 AM

A computer without a hardrive

lol thats very pointless

Captain Jason 09-18-2010 09:55 PM

a bus that only runs on a mix of materials that can't be found on earth.

Nate Swordwalker 09-20-2010 07:06 PM

A bus that doesn't have wheels.

JM Ohara 09-20-2010 09:05 PM

Sunblock... For the entire planet in just one use!

Tiberius Fireskull 09-21-2010 12:05 AM

Tests......

Nate Swordwalker 09-21-2010 01:48 AM

Gall bladders. What do they do, anyways???

Tiberius Fireskull 09-21-2010 01:55 AM

Appendixes.

Nate Swordwalker 09-21-2010 01:56 AM

Plastic Eyeballs. I would prefer the eyepatch, personally. :D

Jibby 09-21-2010 02:36 AM

Prosthetic appendixes... You got it removed... get cut open, get it back in!


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