Create a Story where we each say a sentence.
 

Sorry, couldnt think of a name for this game... my brother and I made it up on a long car ride.

This is how it works. We are going to create story, where we each say just one sentence, then another person continues the story with only one sentence, and so on. Lemme give an example.

Ill start

One fine day, Davy Fireskull was walking in the town on Padres Del Fuego.

He then tripped on a rock and fell in a small pool of water.

He got back up and dust him self off

Only to fall back down again.

He got up, and spotted a bottle of rum sitting in the sand.

he runs to the bottle but his shoes r untied and falls yet again! haha

he gets up slides towars the karken and triped in his mouth lol

He gets back up, and reaches for the bottle only to see that it's a Crab.

The Kraken thinks he tastes gross, so it spits him out.

He lands on Davy Jone's ship and joins his crew.

Davy jones crew thows him over board for smelling worse then them.

The sea spits him out for looking like one of Jones's crew.

he lands on a island with a bunch of crabs around him

A Monkey pops out and answers Davy's question, It said "Because your silly."

the monkey then jumps up and grabs davy's rum and runs away with it

The monkey suddenly encounters an alligator, which eats said monkey, realizing of course that the following statement is part of the original sentence: unfortunately for said alligator, said monkey was too large for said alligator to swallow whole, resulting in said alligator's choking on said monkey's sorry carcass; of course, said alligator, like all alligators, hates the world in which it was born, and to cause more trouble, walked over to a fresh-water source, which is then poisoned by said alligator's rotting corpse, causing (indirectly) the death of an entire nearby community, which relied on said water source, which of course raises this question: can any of you, within grammatical limits, create a sentence longer than this?

No... I dont think so.

Davy gets up, launches his ship, then sails to Tortuga to buy more rum.

then davys ship while sailing hits a really big storm

Poor Davy realizes he will die, and sells his soul to Jolly Roger, who had promised he would not die; surprisingly, he kept his word; unfortunately however, Davy wasn't alive either...

Ok... this is no fun for me.... lets restart with some nonexisting guy!

Joe the pirate was sitting in a bar drinking rum!

while joe was listening to the live band in the bar all his rum fell over.

Joe screamed : OMG MAI RUM, LIKE, FELL!!! AHH!!!!

after all that screaming joe lost his voice lol

Joe left the bar in dismay, then he decided to go for a hike.... INTO THE PADRES VOLCANO!

the volcano was very melow today but then started to shake!

Due to the sulfur in his eyes, he became blind, when he became blind he realized that he had left his sword all the way back home and he had dropped his pistol in a rock that is 1000 feet below the volcano, and there is no way to possibly reach the volcano, even if you were to use a rope which would fail miserably, even after he noticedthis he ran into a rock thatw as right in front of him due to his blindness and reached for an empty handle with no sword and then tried to reach over to his pistol which wasn't there at the time, due to him being clumsy and lazy he falls off the volcano and lands in an Indian town where there's free rum., but the only cost of getting the rum is to be able to have a sword and battle with the elder, and due to not having a sword he is unable to obtain his precious rum and goes thirsty for a few days until he finds a sword at a rock which is incredibly shiny and pulls it out, he then battles with the elder and gets his rum and now is savoring his last drop of rum, that is until he loses his sword again to a crab that tried to attack him and stole his sword.

I win KOTC.

I ban Dog for making me read!!!

-Reading Reading- Finished!!

As his walks carry on he finds a waterfall with pure water and replenishes his thirst.

I said within grammatical limits. Randomly putting commas in place of periods doesn't count.

Unfortunately for poor Joe, this was the same fresh-water source from ol' Davy's story, and he dies of the poison.

Run on sentence is in grammar rules I think....

He gets resurrected, and finds Captain Jack Sparrow and joins his crew.

Run-on sentences are improper grammar, and therefore no, you didn't beat me.

Jack Sparrow, being the greedy pirate that he is, and more than a little crazy, decides that he (Joe) can't be trusted, and throws him overboard, resulting in his falling to bottom of the ocean -which strangely doesn't crush him- at which point a random shift in planar reality causes an abrasion in space-time, through which he falls into another dimension, providing an extra variable in the the alternate time-space reality; unfortunately, this causes the destruction of entire said universe, unraveling it, along with Joe's own time-space reality, and casting them into oblivion, causing the following effect: having passed into true non-existence, the two separate existences no longer exist, even in memory of the multi-verse; since they don't exist, of course neither existed to be thrown out of existence, forming a paradox, in which both existences both exist and don't exist, as is a paradox's wont, and since this is yet another one of my longer sentences, I ask again: can anyone, within grammatical limits, create a sentence as long as this one?

If you can understand this, please PM me your theory as to how this could happen.

Then Sally Sue, Joe's true love, finds Joe lying by the water, and she gives him CPR, reviving him.

Oops, forget that last post... didnt read the 3rd page. xD

Joe gets bored of not existing, so he poofs back into existing between 13 Thrall Captains.

suddenly he trips into davy jones locker

But Davy Jones doesnt want people digging through his locker, so he throws him into the middle of the thralls again.

davy jones changes his mind and puts him into davy jones locker (combo 5 56 12 joke)

Then he escapes but jolly roger makes him jpoin his army with his pistol thing or dagger, and he's undead.

Does quoting it count as stealing it?

Joe threatens a shipwright, steals a ship, sails to Cuba, only to scare some townsfolk, finds Tia Dalma, who uses a potion to restore him to his normal not undead condition, changes his name so Jolly Roger couldn't track him, burns his stolen ship, and lives his life as a well paid gun salesman.

One day he is in the shot, and he accidentally lights a match, and accidentally walks over towards the gunpowder barrel, and accidentally lights in on fire, causing the gunpowder barrel to accidentally explode, causing a chain reaction with all the other gunpowder barrels, which accidentally blow up as well, and they all send Joe accidentally flying out the roof, and he accidentally falls on top of Jolly Roger, who accidentally turns him into a skeleton; this causes Joe to accidentally run and scream, which accidentally makes Jolly mad, who accidentally runs him through with a sword and he accidentally says: "OOPS I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED JOE THE PIRATE! LOOKS LIKE ILL HAVE TO ACCIDENTALLY TAKE HIM TO THE E.R." as he walks him, accidentally, to the emergency room, which causes Joe to accidentally wake up from his unconsciousness and accidentally slap Jolly across the face, which made Jolly angry, accidentally causing him to throw him into the Padres volcano, which accidentally erupted, which accidentally sent Joe flying into the sea, and he lands onto my ship, and I accidentally scream and run around yelling something about some idiot accidentally falling on my ship; I throw him off of course.... accidentally....

Is that longer? I might have made an ACCIDENT along the way :laughks2:

But Joe wakes up from his horrible nightmare, to find that he wet his bed, to find that he was still a gun salesman, to find that he changed his name to Jeremy from Joe so he wouldn't be tracked by Jolly Roger, to find that he had invented fireproof containers for his black powder, to find that in no way could said nightmare accident could actually happen.

Then Jeremy looks to the side of him, and sees Jolly Roger in a ladies nightgown standing beside his bed waving to him saying "Hey Darling!" Which causes Jeremy to scream and then wakes up on the shore of Outcast Isle, for when I threw him off my ship, he drifted there, and he is certain (and he is correct) that it is not a dream.

Jeremy then wakes up ( for what the third time now? ) to find that his name was still Joe, to find that he was on the floor of a bar, to find that everything that had happened to him from the begging, was just an alergic reaction to his rum, to find that the year was 2010, a whole thread on Piratesonlineforums.com had been dedicated to his alergic reacgtion dreams, and to find that all of the previously said characters were from a child's MMORPG inspired by a Disney children's movie, therefore making his whole life worthless.
I think we can start story 3 now.
But I kept track of what everyone said and I will put it in the next post :)

There once was a pirate named Joe
Joe was a sad pirate
He was sad because he was allergic to rum!
He then tripped on a rock and fell in a small pool of water.
He got back up and dust him self off
Only to fall back down again.
He runs to the bottle but his shoes r untied and falls yet again!
he gets up slides towars the karken and triped in his mouth
He gets back up, and reaches for the bottle only to see that it's a Crab
The Kraken thinks he tastes gross, so it spits him out.
He lands on Davy Jone's ship and joins his crew.
Davy jones crew thows him over board for smelling worse then them.
The sea spits him out for looking like one of Jones's crew.
he lands on a island with a bunch of crabs around him
Sitting drenched on the beach, dazed & confused, Davy wonders, "Why in the devil did I ever get out of bed today!?"
A Monkey pops out and answers Davy's question, It said "Because your silly."
the monkey then jumps up and grabs davy's rum and runs away with it
The monkey suddenly encounters an alligator, which eats said monkey, realizing of course that the following statement is part of the original sentence: unfortunately for said alligator, said monkey was too large for said alligator to swallow whole, resulting in said alligator's choking on said monkey's sorry carcass; of course, said alligator, like all alligators, hates the world in which it was born, and to cause more trouble, walked over to a fresh-water source, which is then poisoned by said alligator's rotting corpse, causing (indirectly) the death of an entire nearby community, which relied on said water source, which of course raises this question: can any of you, within grammatical limits, create a sentence longer than this?
No... I dont think so.

Davy gets up, launches his ship, then sails to Tortuga to buy more rum.
then davys ship while sailing hits a really big storm
Poor Davy realizes he will die, and sells his soul to Jolly Roger, who had promised he would not die; surprisingly, he kept his word; unfortunately however, Davy wasn't alive either...

Ending 1

Joe the pirate was sitting in a bar drinking rum!
while joe was listening to the live band in the bar all his rum fell over.
Joe screamed : OMG MAI RUM, LIKE, FELL!!! AHH!!!!
after all that screaming joe lost his voice lol
Joe left the bar in dismay, then he decided to go for a hike.... INTO THE PADRES VOLCANO!
the volcano was very melow today but then started to shake!
Using his staff as a walking stick, he continued his steep trek up to the top of the Padres volcano,
where he could barely see the lava boiling due to the sulfur in the air, stinging his eyes.
Due to the sulfur in his eyes, he became blind, when he became blind he realized that he had left his sword all the way back home and he had dropped his pistol in a rock that is 1000 feet below the volcano, and there is no way to possibly reach the volcano, even if you were to use a rope which would fail miserably, even after he noticed this he ran into a rock that was right in front of him due to his blindness and reached for an empty handle with no sword and then tried to reach over to his pistol which wasn't there at the time, due to him being clumsy and lazy he falls off the volcano and lands in an Indian town where there's free rum., but the only cost of getting the rum is to be able to have a sword and battle with the elder, and due to not having a sword he is unable to obtain his precious rum and goes thirsty for a few days until he finds a sword at a rock which is incredibly shiny and pulls it out, he then battles with the elder and gets his rum and now is savoring his last drop of rum, that is until he loses his sword again to a crab that tried to attack him and stole his sword.
As his walks carry on he finds a waterfall with pure water and replenishes his thirst.
Unfortunately for poor Joe, this was the same fresh-water source from ol' Davy's story, and he dies of the poison.
He gets resurrected, and finds Captain Jack Sparrow and joins his crew.
Jack Sparrow, being the greedy pirate that he is, and more than a little crazy, decides that he (Joe) can't be trusted, and throws him overboard, resulting in his falling to bottom of the ocean -which strangely doesn't crush him- at which point a random shift in planar reality causes an abrasion in space-time, through which he falls into another dimension, providing an extra variable in the the alternate time-space reality; unfortunately, this causes the destruction of entire said universe, unraveling it, along with Joe's own time-space reality, and casting them into oblivion, causing the following effect: having passed into true non-existence, the two separate existences no longer exist, even in memory of the multi-verse; since they don't exist, of course neither existed to be thrown out of existence, forming a paradox, in which both existences both exist and don't exist, as is a paradox's wont, and since this is yet another one of my longer sentences, I ask again: can anyone, within grammatical limits, create a sentence as long as this one?
Joe gets bored of not existing, so he poofs back into existing between 13 Thrall Captains.
suddenly he trips into davy jones locker
But Davy Jones doesnt want people digging through his locker, so he throws him into the middle of the thralls again.
davy jones changes his mind and puts him into davy jones locker (combo 5 56 12 joke)
Then he escapes but jolly roger makes him jpoin his army with his pistol thing or dagger, and he's undead.
Joe threatens a shipwright, steals a ship, sails to Cuba, only to scare some townsfolk, finds Tia Dalma, who uses a potion to restore him to his normal not undead condition, changes his name so Jolly Roger couldn't track him, burns his stolen ship, and lives his life as a well paid gun salesman.
One day he is in the shot, and he accidentally lights a match, and accidentally walks over towards the gunpowder barrel, and accidentally lights in on fire, causing the gunpowder barrel to accidentally explode, causing a chain reaction with all the other gunpowder barrels, which accidentally blow up as well, and they all send Joe accidentally flying out the roof, and he accidentally falls on top of Jolly Roger, who accidentally turns him into a skeleton; this causes Joe to accidentally run and scream, which accidentally makes Jolly mad, who accidentally runs him through with a sword and he accidentally says: "OOPS I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED JOE THE PIRATE! LOOKS LIKE ILL HAVE TO ACCIDENTALLY TAKE HIM TO THE E.R." as he walks him, accidentally, to the emergency room, which causes Joe to accidentally wake up from his unconsciousness and accidentally slap Jolly across the face, which made Jolly angry, accidentally causing him to throw him into the Padres volcano, which accidentally erupted, which accidentally sent Joe flying into the sea, and he lands onto my ship, and I accidentally scream and run around yelling something about some idiot accidentally falling on my ship; I throw him off of course.... accidentally....
But Joe wakes up from his horrible nightmare, to find that he wet his bed, to find that he was still a gun salesman, to find that he changed his name to Jeremy from Joe so he wouldn't be tracked by Jolly Roger, to find that he had invented fireproof containers for his black powder, to find that in no way could said nightmare accident could actually happen.
Then Jeremy looks to the side of him, and sees Jolly Roger in a ladies nightgown standing beside his bed waving to him saying "Hey Darling!" Which causes Jeremy to scream and then wakes up on the shore of Outcast Isle, for when I threw him off my ship, he drifted there, and he is certain (and he is correct) that it is not a dream.
Jeremy then wakes up ( for what the third time now? ) to find that his name was still Joe, to find that he was on the floor of a bar, to find that everything that had happened to him from the begging, was just an alergic reaction to his rum, to find that the year was 2010, a whole thread on Piratesonlineforums.com had been dedicated to his alergic reacgtion dreams, and to find that all of the previously said characters were from a child's MMORPG inspired by a Disney children's movie, therefore making his whole life worthless.

Ending 2

Nah....

Joe then gets up out of the bar, and walks out into the middle of a paved road (which are scarce in the 16th century... or whenever POTC takes place) and then looks up the road, to see a pair of lights heading towards him at high speeds, and the next thing he knows he is flying across the road, hits his head, goes unconscious, and wakes up in the hospital, with bandages around his head.

Joe has no idea at the time but the pair of headlights were from two people in a time traveling car from the 1980s.

Joe gets out of his hospital bed, and sees a group of people wearing white coats.

They tell Joe that his heart had stopped 3 times while he was in the hospital

Joe then beats up the strange men in white coats, and runs out into a room with a bunch of people sitting in chairs.

joe then runs out saying where am I!

Then he gets hit by another car....

Yes that counts as stealing it.

Joe then dies. The end.

-_- He comes back to life and finds himself in the back of a gypies cart...

And he happens to be back in the golden age of pirates.

he is then hit by the same traveling car, and wakes up on the impossible-to-find island of Calypso

The one from Percy Jackson and the Olympains?! :D

Then he finds Calypso, and starts to flirt with her.

You know that existed a long time before the book, right? She takes offense, and slaps him so hard he flies all the way to China, where he is arrested by... William Shakespeare?

I know... I just love that book series... next book comes out next month... october 12th I think.... ANYWAY!

When he arrives in jail, he finds Albert Einstein who lectures him on physics, boring Joe until he falls asleep.

For the record... I would never fall asleep listening to Einstein lecture about physics... I love physics.... hehe

isnt the last olympian out? well anyway, no that Joe has time traveled into the 19somethings because of Einstein, decides to get become a us citizen, soon after he is drafted to fight in WW2

Last Olympian is out.... The Lost Hero comes out October 12th I believe.

He is a fighter pilot, and as he is flying into battle, he gets knocked down and lands in the middle of France, where he is drafted to become a privateer in the Caribbean for France.

He decides to turn on the French and flies to Spain where he only crashes into their soccer stadium.

The Spanish soccer players start yelling at him in Spanish, and then kick a soccer ball into his face.

he gets bored and teleports to the time of jack sparrow

Jack Sparrow throws a bottle of rum at him and goes back to his house in a major hangover state.

He drinks more rum and then goes unconscious.

He wakes up stranded on a strange island then finds a rotten peanut.

He says: My peanut!

The peanut grew legs and ran away

Jack sees the peanut run away from him, so he takes his gun out from the holder.

He shoots the peanut in the left leg and runs and breaks it open and eats its insides.

The peanuts insides grow inside his stomach and become 1000 more peanuts. :)

Joe then vomits up all the peanuts, and then they attack him

And of course, Joe can only run screaming... finding himself in the Middle East... Where they all randomly turn into... grilled cheese sandwiches?

Joe finds out that Davy Jones is still mad at him for desertion, and not dieing for like a dozen times, and he finally realizes he is in Davy Jones's Locker, finds a captain of what use to be an eitc ship of the line, breaks the empty bottle he has been carrying around on the captain's head, only to steal his magnificent ship, summon some rock crabs to carry it to shore, and manages to turn the ship upside down using the half crazed crew during sunset, waits for the green flash, then turns it upside down, his ship of the line flips and teleports in the middle of the battle in Pearl Harbor, only to be destroyed by a misfired missle, his crew miracaulously survives swims to sure and asks, "Aren't you guys getting sick of the time travel?", only to get a response of " UHHHHHHH WHERE ARE WE, AND TIME WHAT?".

Then Joe time travels again millions of years into the past, only to appear right in front of a T-Rex.

The T-Rex devours Joe, finds him inedible, gags him up, and inadvertently changes the fate of mankind by existing long before mankind existed; of course, since mankind didn't exist, Joe didn't exist, so he couldn't come back to this time to create the paradox which I have just formulated, which resulted in bounce-back on the space-time continuum which holds the universe together causing said following effect: likely though it may sound, a black hole was not formed by this; rather, in accordance to the laws of the multiverse, which is in fact time, the universe in which Joe existed tore open, splashing out into the multiverse which by unfortunate happenstance cause this following effect: since time and space are two incompatible substances which cannot exist peacefully, and because the universe in which Joe had existed was in fact close to the border of the multiverse, it caused a chemical (of sorts) reaction, resulting in the rupture of the multiverse, which in turn spilled over into Eternity/Infinity, which exists on the outside of the multiverse, creating barely a ripple in that which has no finite time or form, which leads me to the following question: can anyone, I mean anyone, create a good sentence longer than this?

K I know a small amount of physics, and the laws of it... but I had no clue how that worked....

Joe gets up from all that stuff, and finds himself in a blank realm that doesn't truly exists, but is more of an imaginary place where time and the laws of physics do not apply; an area between dimensions, existing everywhere and nowhere.

suddenly joe wakes up in front of jack sparrow on the black pearl

Jack stabs him with his sword, then Joe ends up back in that realm I described in my previous post.

joe wakes up again in front of jack sparrow on the black pearl and all other dmentions r locked forever jack says "Get me some rum. Savy?"

Then Jack stabs him again, for there is no rum left.

Joe soon realises that he's just going to keep teleporting in front of Jack just so he can get stabbed, so he decides not to have a chat with the captain and wills himself to teleport back to his original time, the night before all this madness, wars, teleporting, climbing up Padres Del Fuego volcano, and being mistook for Davy Jones started, and decided to sleep in that day, so the entire fate of mankind had been made unchanged by all of these incidents that were never ment to be.
Now that's a good ending, even though it won't be the ending.
Has anyone here ever played or knows the plot of Half Life by Valve? Because all of this teleportation and time travel seems right up the alley of that game.

Joe wakes up the next morning and says what a beautiful day it is, and then trips, falls on his face, and breaks his nose.

After he broke his nose he went to the pirate hospital and when he was driving to the hostpital the crackin came out in the middle of the road

He then realizes that a kraken can not survive out of water, he simply walks out of its reach, and laughs and laughs and laughs as the kraken that had killed him in several alternate dimmensions, slowly struggles and dies.

Then he fries up the Kraken, and has a lifetime supply of Calamari!

Unfortunately, it burns down, along with several pixies who were in it at the time, and Joe decides to join the EITC.

once he joins he trys to take down port royal with the EITC

The EITC turn on him, and throw him overboard.

He is rescued by Pixies, and then they drop him in boiling water, laughing as they watch him scream in pain.

He jumps out of it, runs around, and dies.

Then he wakes up in Davy Jones' locker, and finds several stone crabs.

As he is running all over the place, The Place begins to be sucked into a black hole.

He is then sucked into the black hole, and ends up going through a wormhole, and ends up in the end, at the bottom of the ocean.

He spots an old pirate ship and swims to it.

the pirate ship blows up flinging him in front of jack sparrow when he then asks joe for rum