Corrupt a wish
 

Ok on several other forums I've been to this game is pretty popular so I'm going to post it here.

Basically what you do is grant the wish of the person above you but make it so that it's bad, and then post a new wish.

Example

Poster A: I wish for the kraken
Poster B: Ok, but when you fight it you immediately get defeated and sent to jail for 7 real life days. I wish for a pony.
Poster C: Ok, but when you ride it you automatically get reset to lv 1 and have to start your pirate all over again. I wish for a dragon.
etc.

Ok so I'll start:

I wish for a new ship.

I've seen this game before, can't recall where though, anyways...

You get your new ship, but you can't sail it. I wish for a second story chapter.

You get the second story chapter, but all you have to do is kill a gravedigger.

I wish for Dead's brain to be found.

Granted, but it only makes him act worse.


I wish that it was cooler outside.

It turns into the ice age. Complete with woolly mammoths at your door.

I wish I had the amount of money I have in POTCO in real life.

Granted, but it's now mine.

I wish that the fleets weren't so difficult by yourself (thankfully there are people to help on other servers :D)

Okay, but you won't get any loot or rep from these ships.

I wish for superhuman strength.

Granted, but once you kill it, your ship immediately goes down to 0 hp points.

I wish that grenades weren't so hard to level.

Granted, and here's a lifetime supply of kryptonite as well.

I wish that the game wasn't so boring all the time.


edit: Well.. we're messing up.. lol.

to Chris - granted, they are now maxed at level 29, but are your only weapon. It's not as long to level, but it's twice as boring.

Granted, let's replace the level 1s with level 100s.

I wish that SOS would stop posting in this thread. :P

Granted, I now go by SO, or SBan.


I wish that this game wasn't so quick.

Granted, but the only quests that you can get are "Kill 100 ___ (Insert enemy/ship name here)

I wish that Sarah would stop taking all of the rum. :P

Granted, Sven (penguin) wants rum instead. (btw, I meant the thread, not potco :D)

I wish that there wasn't a level cap (not really, but I want to see the reply xD)

GRANTED, but none shall finish the game

I WISH for a killer hamster ^-^

Granted but when you see him your game freezes.
I wish for weather.

SIDE NOTE: awesome, i love laggy gamez, perfect for speed teleporting!!!

GRANTED: but when theres weather the game lags up so much that potco had to close down,

I WISH: for the bloodfire sabre

Granted, but you drop it in the swamp and the fire never functions properly again.

I wish for the ability to fly without glitching.

Granted, but you can only stop flying once every ten years.

I wish I could meet Captain Jack Sparrow! (no, not johnny depp, captain jack :))

Granted, but he confuses you so deeply with his twisted sentences that you have to dive into the deepest depths of your mind to get away from them, rendering you insane.

I wish I could have my userpage fully operational.

Granted but you cant type things in it

I wish for POTCO to have all nice people

Granted, but then the game gets boring because nobody is out defeating enemies or questing because they don't like confrontation.

I wish that nobody will ever find my rum.

Granted but the rum gets a horrible taste

I wish that there was extra guild controls

Granted but the members leave because the guild is too strict.

I wish I could make my own weapons.

Granted but the weapons do 1 point of damage and subtract health from you everytime you use them.
I wish for Space ships!

Granted but you can only fly them in a circle.

I wish for Jolly Roger to become scarier.

Granted, but everyone is so scared, minor threats turn the caribbean into a dark hq for all things evil.

I wish for more unlimited access promos.

Granted, but unlimited access costs more now.

I wish for an eye patch (:D)

Granted, but you cant see well with both eye patches, and fall off a cliff.

I wish for a guild hangout.

Granted, but it's onlt two chairs with a blanket over it.

I wish for a peg leg.

Granted but everytime you wear it you fall down.
I wish for new islands.

granted, but u can only get on it once every en years.

I WISH, TO BE MAXED AND BORED OF THE GAME :P

Granted, but then you get so bored that you go to sleep and fall into a coma.

I wish I had access to all the music at the taverns.

Granted, but.... I'LL sing along to them...

I wish I had a pet monkey.

granted but the monkey runs away

i wish that i know what to wish for

Granted, but you are so disturbed by what you would've wished for you run into the foest and become a hermit.
I wish that I could own (and be able to use) any game I want without any bad things that happen to my computer and me that could in any possible way could stop my hardcore gaming.(phew)

Granted but you immediately forget.
I wish for a space hamster.

Granted, but the space hamster couldn't breathe on Earth.
I wish for Dark Hart to quit dropping famed weapons.

granted but everyone even u give up on looking for famed and legendary weapons.
i wish for nothing

Granted, but since you wished for nothing, the wish you have wished becomes null in void, but the universe still needs to grant the wish, so it blows up.

I wish for a fish on my dish.

granted but its micoscopic fish.

I WISH FOR 8 MORE TOES XD

Granted, but you fall over from lack of balance and extra weight on your feet.

I wish for Spain to win the World cup.

Granted, but they'll never make it back (yeah right..).

I wish the USA would have made it farther. Even if I don't like soccer.

Granted but they still don win


I wish England would have held the 2014 world cup

Granted, but the stadium was positioned too close to the Thames and it fell in.

I wish for sleep.

Granted but you have a nightmare


I wish I wasn't going on holiday for 3 weeks

Granted, but then you don't get a tan that the ladies swoon over.

I wish that I could watch the season finale of Glee right now, rather than have my father steal the remote.

Granted but there is no sound

I wish that my pc was working

Granted, but someone throws it out before you realize it has begun working again.

I wish that my headache was gone.

granted but ur family starts watching a movie so loud that u get a worse one

i wish for a puppy ( haha )

Granted, but it grows up.

I wish that I didn't have writer's block.

granted but ur computer crashes and u have no pen and paper to wright it down on

i wish i wasnt tired

Granted, but then you become an insomniac and need special treatment.

I wish that I can get through my summer reading within the next week.

granted but u forget ever thing u read and have to read it again

i wish i had some thing to eat

Granted, but it was rotten food.

I wish for VMK to reopen.

granted but now its full of bugs

i wish for a pay check

Granted, but you owe me all of it.

I wish for a better POTCO.

Granted, but there is only one server....

I wish there was more clothes for basics

granted but none SHALL wear them

I WISH FOR FLYING RUM THAT NEVER FLYS AWAY

granted but u cant open the rum

i wish for my family to go to disney with some friends ( very random lol)

Granted but it rains (don't know if it rains there lol)


I wish that i lived in America

Granted, but you get sent back for not having your visa.

I wish that I could paint like picasso

granted but u have nothing to paint with

i wish i had a cheese steak

Granted but its too cheesey


I wish I could buy a certain person a present

(theres no such thing as to cheesy! lol) and granted but it brakes and u have to go and buy a new present

i wish for a teddy bear?? ( i got nothing lol)

Granted but it has rocks inside


I wish for me to meet someone in POTCO who i cant actually speak to LOL

granted but when u meet u cant speak at all

i wish i could go to disney tomorrow!! ( i really miss disney lol)

Granted but there is no rides


I wish my iPhone wasn't on low battery

granted but then u lose the charger to recharge it later

i wish i didnt have to traval next weekend

Granted but you don't get to go on holiday


I wish I wasn't going to Wales tomorrow

granted but then u miss out on some thing fun

i wish summer wasnt so confusing! haha (and hot hate heat)

Granted, but all other seasons will be.

I wish POTCO was mine.

granted but a few seconds later it became mine.

i wish for a picture frame that i can't use or see or hear or touch :)

granted but u can still smell the frame

i wish it wasnt so hot

Granted, Now is one degree cooler.

I wish there was more things to do at POTCO.

granted, you get more annoying, pointless mini-games.

I wish I had the thing with the place and that one person.

granted but since i dont know what ur saying the world blows up

i wish for the ability to control water

granted but u forget u dont know how to swim and drownd

i wish for a cookie! haha

granted but the cookie eats u

i wish for more wishes ALOT MORE WISHES

Granted. You are now a wishing well.

I wish for a trip.

granted, now every time u walk u trip on a rock

i wish for somthing

Granted, but your something is now nothing.

i wish I had a burger.......

granted but its a veggie burger!

i wish for a cow to jump over the moon!

Ok, but when it does the moon turns into "cow pie".

I wish the Kraken were red.

Yeah but when you try to fight him he his on fire and you die on contact

I wish i could go back in the past and not sign up for potco and instead get potbs
No offence to people who like potco

Granted. But POTBS has now the same issues that POTCO has.

I wish I POTCO gave me unlimited free for ever.

Granted, but the game mysteriously uninstalls on your computer.
I wish for a pony.

granted but then the pony runs away

i wish for a computer

Granted, but it crashes within three hours.
I wish the game didn't have ridiculous glitches.

Granted, now the few rediculous ones have turned into numerous small, annoying ones.

I wish I was the strongest pirate in the caribbean.

Granted, but you can't hold up your muscles and you fall over on your back like a beetle and can't get up.

I wish that what had happen had not happened, but it had just been accepted as what was SUPPOSED to happen.

granted but i dont know what u mean so everyone blows up

i wish for the sky to be blue again

Granted. But you have to remain indoors.

I wish that Captain Rott recruited for his guild.

granted but he wont recruit you

I wish to be a GM.

Granted. You will receive a million annoying questions every time you log in.

I wish that Captain Walter never returned.

Granted, his brother is coming in his place.

I wish that it was later in the year.

granted but u dont ever move from this date till late in the year.

I WISH TO BE A Turritopsis nutricula

Granted. Now you are now being hunted by Spongebob and Patrick.

I wish POTCO was real.

Granted, the EITC is hunting you down as we speak, and Jolly was looking for you to complete his army.

I wish today hadn't been so dramatized.

Granted. You will repeat today, but it will now be "reenacted".


I wish I controlled the world.

Granted, but I overthrow you.

I wish I could go hiking tomorrow.