July 2010 Caption Contest
 

Here's mine...

"Again?! These undead just never learn, you can't get the best of Captain Jack Sparrow!"

UNDEAD GRENAIDER: Shhhh be quiet Jim
UNDEAD RAIDER: Okay Bob
JACK SPARROW: You guys do know that i can hear you right?
BOTH: Awww man

Jack: Oh dear I think I'm gonna have to put on me finest pair of runnin' boots.

Skeleton 1 - "Hey! You! Flesh boy! What island is this?"

Skeleton 2 - "Yeah, we're supposed to invade Tortuga and find that Captain Sparrow fella'!"

Jack: "Well, gents. You have had the misfortune of finding yourself NOT on Tortuga and if I see that Sparrow fellow I will unequivocally tell him you wish to speak with him."

"Take us to Los Padres Fleshling!"
"Right after I sharpen my blade, savvy?"

Undead Skeletons to the Worker- "Have you see Jack Sparrow around these docks?"
Jack screams- "CAPTAIN!"
Jack realizes that he just gave himself away.
Jack to the Undead Skeletons- "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
Undead Skeletons to Jack- "Mate, we did catch you. Now we have to take you to Jolly Roger so he will stop invading the islands. Once we take you to Jolly Roger, we can finally become human again ."
Jack to the Undead Skeletons- "Oh.Lookie over there ,an extremely attractive undead wench...."
The skeletons look and Jack commandeers their ship while they are staring at the extremely attractive undead wench.
Jack gets their ship and the undead skeletons were part of the next invasion. The skeletons were very unhappy that they lost their ship and Jack Sparrow. Jolly Roger personally killed them after the invasion and he sent them to Davy Jones' Locker!

Skeleton 1 - Is That Johnny Depp?
Skeleton 2 - No! It's Jack Sparrow.
Skeleton 1 - Are you sure? He looks a lot like Johnny Depp.
Skeleton 2 - He looks more like that Rolling Stones guy.
Skeleton 1 - Let me ask... Excuse me are you Johnny Depp? Can we take a picture and maybe get an autograph?
Sparrow - Sure, mate... I will be whoever you might think I am for the right price.

Skeleton Bob: "You there, the man in the red bandana!"
Jack Sparrow: "Aye mate?"
Skeleton Bob: "We're looking for the Padres Del fuego Cookout... is this the right place?"
Jack Sparrow: "That depends, would you like your friend medium rare, or well done?
Skeleton Joseph screams
Skeleton Bob: "Come back here Joseph, Jolly Roger won't be happy to see you missing!!

Skeleton 1: Is that the guy we are looking for?
Skeleton 2: Kind of...
Jack Sparrow: Hello there...
Skeleton 1: FREEZE!
Skeleton 2: Hold it or else...
Jack Sparrow: How is Jolly doing?
Skeleton 1: Does it matter?
Skeleton 2: He is angry...
Jack Sparrow: Does he every give ye guys a vacation?
Skeleton 1: Well no...
Jack Sparrow: Then why can't you be elsewhere when he does not know?
Skeleton 2: Well someone has to kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Well if there was no me then you wont need to be here to kill me.
Skeleton 2: Well...
Jack leaves the scene...
Skeleton 1: Jack left!
Skeleton 2: Well that means we don't need to be here to attack him.
The skeletons leave the scene...

skeleton 1: hey u! ya u with the dreads u think ur better then us!!
skeleton 2: i think he dose thing hes better then us!!
jack sparrow: who me? of course not mate i think were all equal just because i still have hair and non rotting skin doesnt change a thing.....
skeleton 1: maybe he doesnt think hes better then us
skeleton 2: i guess not oh well have a nice day!
skeleton 1: now that thats over lets look for the jack guy
guy in back ground : just keep working and maybe they will go away

Undead #1-"Have you seen Captain Jack Sparrow?"
Jack "If you want Caption Jack Sparrow he went to port Royal (soppose to be like this) "
Undead #2-"But we have a photo of him-"
Undead #1-"and he looks like you."
Undead #2-"STOP STEALNG MY LINES!!!!"
Jack "Calm down mate. You might explode."
Undead #2-"You made me thought I was alive"
Undead #1-"Well you not.
Jack "Lets all be friends here now."
Both Undead-"OK!!!"
Undead #1-" My name is John."
Undead #2-"And my name is Silver John Jones, but call me Jones."
Jack "My name is Jack Sparrow"
John " Sounds like Captain Jack Sparrow"
Jack "It's not Captain Jack, It's just Jack no captain"
Jones " Quick Jolly is coming!!! It's another invaision!!!"
Jack " In that case I got to go"
Everyone "Bye" :laughks2::piratewheelgo2::bookishfj7::hiuf3:




:The end!!!:

The infamous Jack Sparrow being followed by two of Jolly Roger's evil undead pirate scum. They plan to take Jack back so he can pay his debt to the Flying Dutchman.

Jack: You will always remember this as the day you almost....
Skeleton1: -throws gun at jack-
Skeleton2:Hey, we caught him!
Jack: No you didn't! -runs away screaming-
Worker:These guys again?
Skeleton1:let's capture this guy and dress him like Jack!
The skeletons dress him like Jack and take him to Jolly Roger.
Jolly: THIS ISN'T JACK SPARROW!
Skeleton1: Uh, yes it is!
Jolly:THIS ISN'T JACK SPARROW. I'd reconize his nose anywhere.
Jolly kills the skeletons and the fake Jack!

Skeleton Bandit: Um where'd i put me sword?
Skeleton with gun: I think you left it on the ship....
Skeleton Bandit: Oh dang it!
Jack Sparrow: i'm sorry did you say something?
Skeleton with Gun whispers to other skeleton: so much for a sneak attack did Jolly give u a pirate's head?
Skeleton bandit: um can you wait right here while i get my sword back?
Jack: Well sure!
Skeleton with gun: (shakes his head) You are by far the Worst undead i have ever heard of.
Gun Fire!
Jack comes out as the Victor
Dockwrecker: that box over there looks nice.....

Skelly One:Theres Jack!!!!
Skelly Two:Yup thats him.
Jack:Humming not paying attention to the skellys.
Skelly One:Hey you with the cutlass.
Jack:Yeah???
Skelly Two:Freeze. (Pulls Pistol)
Jack:Ok.
Both Skellys:This way please on the boat.
Jack:Mister with the hammer.
Hammer Man:Yes Sir.
Jack:Watch out skellys.
Before the skellys understood what Jack said the hammer man knocked their heads off with the hammer.

Undead Grenaider: Whoa! Where are we? :psmiley27:
Jack Sparrow: Arrgh! Looks like this Tepcat pirate photoshop'd us in here. :pirate6:
Undead Raider: Ooooooo..... I think she made my nails more sparkly. :ziwz14:
Jack Sparrow: Don't worry bout that made! We just need to find a way out of here!
Undead Grenaider: I believe the only way to get out of here is to declare a winner for funniest caption.
Undead Raider: That Isaiah Ropey..... His story is real funny. And we're in it. :mickeypiratezd4:
Jack Sparrow: You heard em Mods! Vote Isaiah Ropey for the 2010 Caption Contest.

Jack talking to the fellow in back: "Arrrrg Matey, don't be nailin' that there crate up just yet,
Cause we're gonna have some skeleton bones to ship back to Jolly shortly!!!!"

Skelly 1 : Hey Jack hows it hanging?
Skelly 2 : Shut up you fool! Were here to bring him back to the island!
Skelly 1 : Ik but im not feeling that mean right now
Skelly 2 : When Jolly Heres about this You'll...
Skelly 1 : Wait! Wait! Wait! You mean Jolly is a famous Italian record company founded in 1958 by Walter Guertler!
Skelly 2 : -_- That year hasn't come yet! Btw how do you know?
Skelly 1 : Uhh nvm
Jack : Hello mates do you know where i can find Jolly?
Skelly 2 : Yeah! all u have to do is come with us!
Skelly 1 : No he means Jolly the recording company
Jack : No i mean the place in Texas
Skelly 2 : Whats Texas?
Skelly 1 : Its a state In the USA
Skelly 2 : How in the world do you guys no about this????!!!???
Skelly 1 : ( Pics up his magazine and puts it behind his back )

Jack Sparrow: Oh no! Someone help! Im being chased by my fan girls!!
Undead 1: Hey! Were not your fan girls.. but we are big fans.. WERE HERE TO CAPTURE YOU!!! MWAHAHAHA
Undead 2: PREPARE YOURSELF!!
Jack Sparrow: *sarcastically* Oh no what shaaaaallll I do? *whistles* *horde of fan pirates sprint towards him* Take out those skeletons! *Pirates destroy the skeletons in 2 seconds flat*

Dock worker: Gr,r ive been workin' ere' fer over twenty yyyers now.. *grumble grumble*

Caption
 

Jack Sparrow: "Maybe if i pretend i don't see them they'll go away."

Caption
 

Skeleton 1 : Do you think I would look good in that outfit and hair?


Skeleton 2 : Let's get him and find out. The prices for clothes here are too high!


Jack Sparrow : I think I'll be keeping my clothes savvy (and then runs)

I'm horrible at captions, but here is my attempt.

Undead Grenadier: Okay, we seem to be at the right location...Hey! Is that who I think it is!?
Undead Brigand:Yeah, I see him too! It's that one guy from the Pirates of the Caribbean movie!
Undead Grenadier: Who was he again? Uh, John Crow? No. Jack Falcon...no
Undead Brigand: I think it was Jack Sparrow!
Undead Grenadier: Oh yeah! Hi Jack Sparrow!
Undead Brigand:Yeah what he said!
Jack Sparrow:Please no autographs!
Undead Brigand: We're not here for autographs! We have been sent by Jolly Roger to assassinate a certian man...
Undead Grenadier: (slaps Brigand) Don't tell him about our secret missions!
Undead Brigand: oh yeah! (shouts to everybody) NEVER MIND!! WE ARE CERTAINLY NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY IN PARTICULAR BECAUSE JOLLY ROGER DID NOT SEND US ON A SECRET MISSION!!!! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WALKING CORPSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DOCK!!!
Undead Grenadier: (Facepalms)
Undead Brigand:Hee hee! They don't suspect a thing!
Shipwright: I heard that!
Undead Brigand: No you didn't!
Undead Grenadier: Yes he did! The whole town heard you!
Undead Brigand: Oh they did? Uh... ATTENTION!!!
Undead Grenadier: (Groans and shakes head)
Undead Brigand: NONE OF YOU HEARD WHAT I HAVE JUST SAID!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! NONE OF YOU HEARD ANYTHING!! NOW JUST GO BACK TO YOUR REGULAR BUSINESS SO WE CAN WORK ON OUR SECRET MISSION HANDED OUT TO US BY JOLLY ROGER!!!
Undead Grenadier: Great, now the whole town nows! Why was I assigned to you?
Undead Brigand: Well excuse me if Jolly Roger chooses by throwing name-cards in the air and picking up a random one!
Jack: Uh, I could help you find the person on which you are looking for. Who my that lucky or unlucky boy/and/or gal be? I do have a hunch that you're looking for someone I personally know..
Undead Brigand: We can't tell you, it's a secret.
Jack Sparrow: IWell I do not want to interfere with your quest then. I bid you a farewell! (runs away)
Undead Grenadier:Okaaay, now back to business...Jolly Roger wants us to find a guy called Johnny Depp...The compass star is saying that our target s moving away from us...
Undead Brigand:We've looked everywhere and we still can't find him! Where could he be?

Ok here is my attempt at doing this Caption Contest thing. :)
Undead Guy #1(James): So we traveled all the way from Port Royal to Padres del Fuego to find this Jack Sparrow fella'.
Undead Guy #2(Oliver): Yep.
Undead Guy #1 (James) Hey don't you know we're undead and that we could just walk under water or threw rocks to get here instead of stowing away instead of on that Navy ship?
Undead Guy #2(Oliver): We're undead? Well that explains alot. Hey look there he is.
Jack Sparrow: Good Afternoon mates. How may I be of service?
Undead Guy #1(James): Are you Jack Sparrow?
Jack Sparrow: Captain...Captain Jack Sparrow and aye mate I am why?
Undead Guy #2(Oliver): Jolly Roger wants to see you.
Jack Sparrow: My deepest apologies to him but I have a very packed schedule today, can Jolly make an appointment?
Undead Guy #1(James): Well, no he's busy taking over the caribbean. But,sorry for bothering you then Mr. Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: It was no bother to me lad for i am looking for a fella named Roger. *Captain Jack Sparrow walks off looking around.*
Undead Guy #2 (Oliver): Hey James, I think I realized something.
Undead Guy #1(James): What did you realize?
Undead Guy #2 (Oliver): I could have sworn that Captain fella' looked just like Johnny Depp and that he was looking for our boss.
Undead Guy Guy #1(James): Really Oliver?
END OF SCENE
:bookishfj7::piratewheelgo2:

Caption Contest
 

How about...............


http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/f...0&d=1278696096

Skeleton with gun: That be him!
Skeleton #2: Ahhhhhh...
Jack: Can I help ye boney chaps?
Skeleton #2: Ahhhhh...
Jack: Catching flies? That all he can say?
Skeleton with gun: Jolly wants ye Jack Saprrow.
Jack: Might I interest you in a trip to Florida.
Skeleton #2: Ahhhhh...
Skeleton with gun: What be in Florida?
Jack: There be this mystical waters that turn back age, and ye be in need of them.
Dockworker: Ye can stowaway. Just hop into the crate.
Skeleton #2: Ahhhhh....
Skeletons both hop into crate. Dockworker nails it shut.
Jack: We will throw this overboard, down to the depts to that monster of a fish!
Dockworker: Hope that fish not be starvin', those two dont have enough flesh to feed a maggot!

Skelly One(Jack):Hey hes the leader guy from the Pirates of the Caribbean Movie
Skelly Two(Steve):Yeah lets get autographs
Jack:Ok
Jack Sparrow:Please no autographs
Jack: plzzzzzzzzzz
Steve:yeah plzzzzzzzzzzz
Jack S:Ok What ev

HERE IS A REMAKE OF MINE THAT IS CALLED:
THE COMPLEATLY POINTLESS TIME WITH JACK SPARROW

SKELETON 1 : RAWR!!!
JACK: no.
SKELETON 1 & 2 : RAWWRR!!
JACK: no.
SKELETON 2: ok.
JACK: NEVER!!!
SKELETON 1 & 2: sure, ok.
JACK: IMMA FIRE'IN MY LAZZZORR!!!!
SKELETON 1 & 2 : sure, good luck with that.
JACK: Sure ok
SKELETON 1: u HAVE JUST BEEN PUNKED!!!!
JACK: WOW REALLY!?
SKELETON 1 & 2 : no.
JACK: then i find no meaning to life then....
SKELETON 1 & 2 : ok.
JACK: RAWR!!
SKELETON 1&2: ok.
JACK: WHY DID U STEAL MY COOKIE?!! * GETS BOMBS READY *
SKELETON: MEOW!!!!!!!
JACK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
* JACK FLYS AWAY IN TERROR *
SKELETON 1: WELL IM LEAVING.
SKELETON 2: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!! IM A LONER!!!!!!!!!!
*SKELETON 1&2 LEAVES *
DOCKWORKER:Why does everyone always leave me???

Here's my attempt:

Skeleton 1: SPARRROOOOWWWWW!!!!!
Jack: The intensity of the hearsay prior, without proper aquiescence at the initiation of a "could-have-been" conversation, has left me to esteem that you are not worth me time, savvy? Say, have ye seen my rum?
Skeleton 2: Quit the drunken rambling pirate, you're coming with us.
Jack: Aye, but my rum, once recovered is to stay at my side.
Skeleton(s) 1 & 2: *pull out weapons*
Jack: Well, mates, I have one word for you.......... por que?, parlelellyleloooo..., par...kour? , partner, par... snip, parsley...
Skeleton 1: Might ye be thinking of "Parley"?
Jack: That's the one... Parley!
Skeleton 2: We stopped following the pirate code centuries ago.... *laughs evilly*
Jack: It's settled than. I must be off, I hear my, umm... father, yes father, calling.... *unsheathes his sword and edges toward the end of the dock*
Skeleton 2: We all know your father isn't calling, being he is constantly lost and you can never seem to find him on your own.
Jack: You will always remember this day as the day you almost caught Cap... *falls into the water*
Dockworker: He is without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack [From a distance]: But you have heard of me.

Jack: That's right, it's a belt and a sash!

Skellie #1: Now then...
Skellie #2: What?
Skellie #1: We will...
Skellie #2: SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Skellie #1: ...Bribe Jack Sparrow to tell us where his crew is...
Skellie #2: WITH THE SACK OF MONEY RIGHT HERE!
Skellie #1: ...yes..
Skellie #2: OK! *goes to Jack Sparrow with the sack*
Sparrow: So I was about to be captured by an angry horde of native tribesmen, when...
Skellie #2: HERE YOU GO! *gives the sack of money without asking anything about his crew*
Skellie #1: ...great... ths is the last time I work with him, promotion schmotion.
Sparrow: Hmmm... time to get me some more rum with tis giant sack of money to lubricate my speaking.
Dockworker thinks: time to run...

Jack: Oh buggar they are right behind me aren't there

both skellies: Yep and here to take you to davy Jone's Locker
one skelly with gun: though I don't know why he wants you again

Jack: well I'm not gonna go without a fight
hey look over there!
(Jack points both skellies look, jack scrams to his boat)
(both Skellys finally realize the trick and turn around)
(and get really mad)
Jack laughing" You will always remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack sparrow! (He says as he stands on his boat as the boat sails away

Jolly & friends before the Invasions...

Jolly: Are ye mongrels ready to take down all that's in yer way?
Undead: Aye, master.
Undead2: Not really, considering we already have.
Jolly: What do ye mean by that?
Undead2: Oh c'mon we've tried this time and time again and you are always the last one to be taken down by those pitiful pirates!
Jolly: Aye, ye be right.
Undead: We shan't loose this battle!

Jolly & friends during Invasions...

Jolly: Let's crush Padres, don't let anyone stand in me way! FIGHT!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Undead: *runs into battle - encounters pirate*
Pirate: *sweep - kills undead*
Undead: Ouch.
Undead2: How did that hurt savvy??! Yer already dead!
Undead: Aye, that still hurt.
Jolly: Fight you mongrels, fight!
Undead: *encounters pirate again*
Undead: I feel like I have been here before...
Undead2: You have.
Pirate: *looks at undead* say don't I know you?
Undead: Why yes, ye killed me already, no point in ye doing it again.
Jolly: Finish him off!
Undead: *attacks pirate*
Pirate: Argh! Now ye have done it! *attacks undead and kills, again*
Undead: GAH!
Undead2: Hahahahahaha
Jolly: Undead2, why aren't ye in battle?
Undead2: Um... you see, I um.... I have battle sickness! Yea that's it!
Jolly: I'll show ye battle sickness!
Jolly: *throws a sword at undead2 - Undead2 falls into water*
Jolly: Now ye will be sick! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA

Jolly inside Invasions...

Jolly: Let me show ye how it's done!
Undead: Have fun... *retreats*
*Jolly get killed by pirates*
Jolly: These pitiful pirates are foiling me plans! Fall back! Retreat!
Undead: Been there.
Jolly: *takes undead2 out of ocean* ye were right, I am always last to be defeated.

Pirate 1: Yes, I just don't see how we are going to do that.
Pirate 2: I have an idea.
Pirate 1: What?
Pirate 2: Sparrow, we know all your secrets!
Sparrow: *stops running* Every one of them?
Pirate 2: Yes.
Sparrow: Oh.. is there something I can help you two with?
Both: :D

Here is My Attempt

*Undead Zap In*

Undead 1: Where are we?
Undead 2: I don't feel so good....
Undead 1 to Townsfolk: You, Fleshie, Where are We?
Townsfolk: In the middle of a Photo Shop.
Undead 1 & 2: Photo Shoot!
They *Flex*
Undead 1: Who's Buff? I AM!
Undead 2: Wait, Photo Shop ye say?
*Undead 2 Stops Undead 1*
Undead 2: It's a Photo Shop!!!
*Jack gets zapped in*
Jack: Where am I?
Everyone: *Murmurs* Who is that? Who's That?
Undead 1 to Undead 2: Who's That?
Undead 2: Beats Me
Undead 1 to Jack: Who are you?
*Jack Looks Around*
Jack: Who Am I?
*Crowd Looking Confused*
Jack (Hurt): I'mmm Captain Jack Sparrow
Undead 1 & 2: Jack $-$
Undead 1: You Stop There!
*Jack Runs to The End of the Dock*
*Jack Makes a Crude Escape Route*
Undead 2: You're Mad
Jack: Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work.
*Two Seconds Later*
Jack: This is the day you will always remember as the day that you almost caught Cap..... AHH!
*Jack Falls Off Deck*

The End!

Sparrow: I sense some skeletons are near.
Dockworker: Where, me fellow pirate?
Sparrow: They're either behind me, or in your closet.

Love these captions. :)

Skeleton one: bet you cant hit him where the sun dont shine!

Skelton two (with the gun): your on pal!

jack: 0.0

Skeleton1: Okay, you go grab jack.

Skeleton2: Why me?

Skeleton1: Cause you have the gun.

Skeleton2: But you have the grenades.

Skeleton1: Good point.... But still go grab him.

Skeleton2: Again?

Skeleton1: Well yea! look at him! He's huge!

Skeleton2: That's because he was photo shopped bigger into the picture.

Skeleton1: WHAT!!!! YOUR TELLING ME WE WERE SENT ON A POINTLESS MISSION??

Skeleton2: Yep.

Skeleton1: Crud. So now we're just a picture.

Skeleton2: Yep. And people are probably captioning us.

Skeleton1: It sucks to be captioned.

Jack: Does being captioned hurt?

Skeleton1: I thought you we're a picture.

Dockworker: Will you people be quiet! I'm trying to help stowaways here!

Blimey! not those two again!

Jack : I need to cut back on the Flatulence potion !! lose more crew that way.

Red Rover, Red Rover, send JACKY right over!

SNEAKING UP: It works alot better when you're not undead skeletons on a creeky dock in broad daylight witha dockworker watching.

jack and undead start to fight
Dude in the background: Will you all be quiet!!!!!Hey, everyday you all fight and stuff. you with youre conquering, and you with your rum, cant you all be normal?
-skeletons leave-
Jack: You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST-
Dude: SHUT IT!

Skelly 1: Hey! You need to pay the dock toll of 1 shilling!
Jack: I need to wha?
Skelly 2: Ever since some fellow by the name of jack sparrow escaped his clutches he has been having us take names and payment for all who dock here.
Skelly 1: To be honest I don't even think its fair pay, fine undead men like us deserve a little more, I mean Joey over there has a wife and kids.
Jack: I completely agree how about 3 shillings and we forget the name?
Skelly 2: Welcome to Port Royal Mr. Smith.

;)

"that dockworker is going to need that hammer..."

those undead over there are going to need more than a 50 barrel blunderbuss if think this is the day they will catch captain jack sparrow

wow so many cool ones..heres my attempt
 

Skellie without pistol: "Why send me to Davy Jones' locker! That there is that John Robin fella' we been looking fer"

Skellie with pistol: "Why it is isn' it! He killed me back in Kingshead he did."

Skellie without pistol walks up to Jack

Jack: "What? I didn't do anything this time mates, and even if I did ol' Jolly can't prove it."

Skellie with pistol: "You killed my friend"

Jack looks around

Jack: "Hey you! Would you settle a minor dispute?"

Dock worker: "Eh why not"

Jack: "Ok so this minion says I killed his friend so what I need you to do is open up that box real quick let me in and anchor away far away from here!"

Skeleton without pistol: "Are you sure it is him?"

Skeleton with pistol looks closer

Skeleton with pistol: "Positive."

Skeletons walk towards the dock worker

Skeleton without gun: "We were told by Jolly Roger himself to come down here and arrest you! Surrender now!"

Dockworker: "What for? I would like some proof!

Skeleton with gun aims gun at dockworker

Jack walks up behind skeletons

Jack: "What is all this talk of arresting this poor chap about?"

Skeleton with gun: "We were told to come down here and arrest a fellow by the name of 'Jake Sparrow'!

Skeleton without gun: "It's JACK Sparrow you dimwit!"

Skeleton with gun: "Ah, yes, Jack Sparrow!"

Jack: "Jack and I are good friends, would ye like to know where he be?"

Skeletons: "Aye!"

Jack: "Ok! He be... Right here!"

Jack unsheathes his cutlass and puts it up in a defensive move

Skeletons: "It's him! Don't let him get away!"

Jack slices the stomach of both skeletons with one slash

Jack to the dockworker: "Have a good day mate!"

Dockworker: "Bless your soul, Jack Sparrow!"

Jack: "That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!"


Was that too long? :peopirate07bouncele :laughks2:

Jack: These Skeletons keep coming back i think they love me

Jack Sparrow: * Looks at the skellies * Gah! Good thing I put on some moisturizer today!

Undead 1: There he is Jack Sparrow!

Undead 2: You go get him you have the pistol.

Jack Sparrow: By a series of misfortune events I have no choice but to not let you capture me.
* Runs to the dockworker *

Dockworker: Arr hop in the box.

Jack Sparrow: Thanks, you'll probably need that err thing-a-ma-bob you have in your hand there. * Jumps in * Arr this is a horrible day, the rum's gone, I lost me beautiful ship, I met some bad men who don't wear moisturizer and most importantly, I lost me hat! Oh, forgot my catch phrase, This will be the day you almost caught Captain *box shuts and hits jack in the head *

Skeleton 1: Hey Jack Sparrow's getting away!

Jack Sparrow: That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow for your information.

SK1: yo man check out them dreads! aint we be looking for someone with dreads?
SK2: nah fool we be looking for captain sparrow and im certain hes got a green Mohawk
SK1: yo fleshy hold up, Inst it true that Jack Sparrow has a green Mohawk, or dreads?
Sparrow:neither my good gents, Jack Sparrow sports a flashy pink bowl cut, and he just set sail not five minutes ago to Singapore.
SK1: oh snap we missed him, we better tell Jolly
Sparrow: so long gentlemen Im sure Jolly will be pleased with what I told ya

Sparrow: This is the day....I join Jolly Rogers army!!!

skeletons: hahahahah nothing will stop us now!!!!

Here is my attempt

http://i31.tinypic.com/zmljd1.jpg

Oh hey, I just realized I haven't posted here yet... huh. Well, for my caption:

Skeleton (left): Where be Jack Sparrow, the yellow coward?
Skeleton (right): Aye, Jolly Roger has a debt that needs to be paid.
Sparrow: Well you see my fine gentleman, it be not what you be needing to find that needs to be found. It be that need for the need of discovery that one always feels the need for. Savvy?
Dockworker: Why did I have to come in today of all days....

"Those undead are uglier than the Kraken... they're right behind me, aren't they?"

Here is mine.

Sparrow: I be needing your help mate. You see those two undead nasties behind me? They be looking for Captain Jack Sparrow to bring back to their master, and that can't happen. Savvy?

So what I be needing you to do is to tell them that the Jack Sparrow that sacked Nassau without firing a single shot be not on this Island. Tell them that he be headin' for Tortuga, yes... definately Tortuga.

What be in it for you you say? Of course you be thinking it even if you weren't thinking of it... were you thinking of it? Nevermind. Of course I'll be paying you in gold for your help, or rather a picture of gold but it be a fine picture of gold. So... will you be helpin' me, Mate?

"Ey, isn't he supposed to be INSIDE the Faithful Bride!?"

*Jack Sparrow sharpens his sword*
Bandit: Is that Jack Sparrow!? I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH!
Raider: Hey stupid... That is the guy we are supposed to KILL. Remember who we work for?
Bandit: ...Um... The Flying Dutchman??
Raider: NO! Jolly Roger!
Jack: Hey. I can give you my autograph. If you let me fry your friend.
Raider: Wha! No-
Bandit: Sure!
*Sword slices through Raider*
Jack: Here you go!
Bandit: WOW! Thanks!
Jack: No, thank YOU.
Jack thinks: You weren't the real problem anyways. ;)