Warp a Quote!
 

It's amazing how much we can change things and turn it into something compleatly different.

Rules
We'll start with a sentence such as "Bad luck to have a woman on board, too. Even a miniature one"
The next person can change one (and only one) of the words in the sentence, aka: "Bad luck to have a rabbit on board, too. Even a miniature one."
The following person changes another word and so on and so forth.

Yes, you can change words people have already changed other words, but please do try to keep it somewhat making sense, i.e. not to "Bad luck to have a today on board, too. Even a miniature one."
Quotes will change every three pages, Names can be used as one word (Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, Etc.)

If you need help, you need only PM me. You must warp quotes that are from the POTC Movies or POTCO.


I shall give you the first quote to warp.

"Dead men tell no tales, so im forced to let you live.."


Well? Warp away :piratetongueor4:

Dead men tell no jokes, so im forced to let you live....

(Question: Now does the next person warp my quote or do I include another one for them to warp?)

(The next person does warp it.. and it goes on, no new quotes - thats what I got from it..)

Dead men tell no jokes, so im forced to let you die..

Dead men tell bad jokes, so im forced to let you die....

Dead men tell bad jokes, so i'm forced to let you Listen....

Single men tell bad jokes, so i'm forced to let you Listen....

Single men tell bad jokes, so i'm pleased to let you Listen....

Old men tell bad jokes, so i'm pleased to let you listen...

Old men scream bad jokes, so I'm pleased to let you listen...

Old men scream bad jokes, so I'm inclined to let you listen....

Drunk men scream bad jokes, so I'm inclined to let you listen...

(BTW, nice idea.. this is a lot of fun Babidi :))

drunk men scream bad jokes, so im inclined to make you listen...

Drunk men scream bad jokes, so I'm inclined to make you ignore....

bored men scream bad jokes, so I'm inclined to make you ignore....

my men scream bad jokes, so I'm inclined to make you ignore

btw, will another quote ever be put up? or will it be the same one for another 985 posts?

my men scream bad jokes, so I'm inclined to let you ignore

As for the question above me? Probably after 3 pages i will post another quote for you to warp. This is the first page so probably 2 more left :piratetongueor4:

EDIT: Okay, this is the Second page, so one more page left.. :piratetongueor4:

my men scream bad words, so I'm inclined to let you ignore

My men scream bad words, luckily I'm inclined to let you ignore

My pirates scream bad words, luckily I'm inclined to let you ignore.

My pirates scream bad words, luckily Barbossa's inclined to let you ignore...

The Pirates scream bad words, luckily Barbossa's inclined to let you ignore.

The Pirates scream bad words, luckily Barbossa's inclined to let you drink.

The Pirates scream bad lyrics, luckily Barbossa's inclined to let you drink...

The pirates sing bad lyrics, luckily Barbossa's inclined to let you drink

The pirates sing bad lyrics, luckily Barbossa's inclined to let himself drink.

The pirates sing bad lyrics, luckily Barbossa's inclined to let others drink.

The pirates sing rum-filled lyrics, luckily Barbossa's inclined to let other drink...

The pirates sing rum-filled lyrics, luckily Barbossa's refused to let others drink....

Savvy pirates sing rum-filled lyrics, luckily Barbossa's refused to let others drink...

Savvy pirates sing rum-filled lyrics, but Barbossa's refused to let others drink....

Savvy pirates sing rum-filled lyrics, but Barbossa refused to let others leave.

From "Dead men tell no tales, so im forced to let you live." to "Savvy pirates sing rum-filled lyrics, but Barbossa refused to let others leave." It's amazing how much we can change a quote :) Alas, it is time to move onto another quote now.


I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".

There we go, that makes much more sense now.

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your invitation. Means "no".

I'm not disinclined to acquiesce to your invitation. Means yes.

Im disinclined to listen to your invitation. Means "no".

(Also, why did we skip over Jack??)

Dunno.

Im disinclined to listen to your invitation. Means "Taco".

Im leaving to listen to your invitation. Means "Taco".

Im leaving to listen to your piano. Means "Taco".

I'm leaving to listen to your piano, screams "Taco".

I'm leaving to listen to your piano, screams "fight."

I'm leaving to yell to your piano, screams "fight."

Im leaving to yell at your piano, screams "fight".

I'm leaving to yell at your kids, screams "fight".

I'm leaving to yell at your kids, screaming "fight".

I'm leaving to yell at your kids, sreaming "NO".

I'm happy to yell at your kids, screaming "NO".

I'm happy to yell at your girlfriend, screaming "NO".

I'm happy to yell at your girlfriend, screaming "YES!"

I'm going to yell at your girlfriend, screaming "YES!"

I'm going to yell at your girlfriend, screaming "YUCK!"

I'm going to yell at your chef, screaming "YUCK!"

I'm going to yell at your face, screaming "YUCK!"

I'm going to laugh at your face, screaming "YUCK!"

I'm going to laugh at your face, screaming "ZIT!"

I'm going to laugh at your face, belching "ZIT!"

Im going to laugh at your face, belching "ARF!"


:lipsrsealed::shocked::Hrolleyes:

Im going to laugh at your face, whispering "ARG"!

I'm going to laugh at your pride, whispering "ARG"!

I'm going to laugh at your booty, whispering "ARG!"

I'm going to laugh at your booty, whispering "pffft!"

I'm going to laugh with your booty, whispering "pffft!"

I'm going to laugh with your booty, Saying "pffft!"

I'm going to dance with your booty, Saying "pffft!"


LOL this is too fun!

I'm going to dance with your booty, Saying "oo-la-la!"


I'm delcaring "oo-la-la" as one word.. ;)

I'm going to dance with your cupcake, Saying "oo-la-la!"

I'm going to dance with your cupcake, Saying "Yummy!"

I'm going to run with your cupcake, saying "Yummy!"

I'm going to run with your cat ,saying " yummy!" (jk)

Cat Food? ^^

I'm going to run with your cat, saying " Meow!"

I'm going to wander with your cat, saying "Meowwwww!"

I am going to chat with your cat, saying "Meowww!"

I am going to chat with your cat, saying "Crazy?"

I am going to purr with you cat, saying "Crazy?"

I am going to purr with your parrot, saying "Crazy?"

I am going to purr with your parrot, saying "Cracker??"

I am going to chill with your parrot, saying "Cracker??"

I am going to dance with your parrot , saying " cracker"

I am going to mess with your parrot , saying " cracker"

I am going to mess with your parrot, saying "Cat!"

I'm going to mess with your parot saying , "chicken hawk!"

Im going to talk with you parrot saying. "Chicken-hawk!"

Whose going to talk with your parrot saying, "Chicken-Hawk!"

my chickens scream bad jokes,so im inclined to make you ignore

Whose going to talk with your Foghorn saying, "Chicken-Hawk"

Ye older pirates might get that reference - think Looney Tunes.

P)

whose going to talk with your Foghorn Leghorn, "Chicken-Hawk?"

Yosemite's going to talk with your Foghorn Leghorn, saying "Chicken-Hawk?"

I'm going to sing horrably with your Foghorn Leghorn , saying"chicken hawk!"

I'm going to sing horribly with your Foghorn Leghorn, saying "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

I'm going to cook horribly with your Foghorn Leghorn , saying "chicken hawk!"

I'm going to dance horribly with your Foghorn Leghorn, saying "chicken-hawk"

From "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no". to "I'm going to dance horribly with your Foghorn Leghorn, saying "chicken-hawk" It is now time to move onto another quote.

EDIT: Yeah i know, i let Barbossa's quote go a little bit further then the last. I got mixed up. ^_^


"Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?"

"Life is Sweet. Why should the afterlife be any different?"

"Life is Short. Why should the afterlife be any different?"

Life is short. Why should the party be any different?

Life is fun. Why should the party be any different?

Pirates is fun. Why should the party be any different?

Maybe if I say something then the quote where I changed it is under it... :wink:

That does seem like a good idea. Could always have the changed word in bold text as well, but they can be optional. Depends on what the posters want and dont want to do :bookishfj7:


Pirates is fun. So should the potatoes be any different?

POF is fun So Should the potatoes be any different?