This was inspired by the rum bottle game. After drinking all that rum, our mods are out cold! so what kind of trickery will we play on them?

Here are your instructions: we will be adding a few verses to the sea chantey "What shall we do with the Drunken Sailor?"

What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-aye in the morning?

(Chorus )
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-aye in the morning

1. Sling him in the long boat till he's sober,
2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over,
4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im.
5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline.
6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.
9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
10. Put 'im in the scuppers with a hose pipe on 'im.

Your turn!
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11: fill their bottles full of foul bilgewater

12: cut ther' leg an' throw it to Davy Jones Locker

13: Tie 'em to a line & use 'em as bait......

*Hic, we're not out cold, just...resting...*hic

All the trickery you want is just fine, but remember the rules. Let's not get downright disgusting please.

14. put him in the crow's nest and watch him fall down

And that's what you do with a drunken sailor That's what you do with a drunken sailor That's what you do with a drunken sailor Earl-eye in the morning....

15: maroon them on rumrunners for 2 days, when there more drunk, keelhawk em'

definition: to have dozens of hawks pick at said victim and then keelhaul em' (yes, twas invinted by me)

also, sarah, you cant play trickery on yerself, can ye?

'Course I can!

16. Give him the hair of the dog that bit him

be givin em more rum....so they stop singin

Aye miss Sarah! forgot to mention that we dont want things to get too crazy. remember mates, these are fine pirates, if inebreated ones XD.

18. In their boots leave a lively Stone Crab

19. Spin 'em round and round until they're heavin'!


hehehe... heavin'.

Put whip-cream on their hand and tickle their nose... AHAHAHAH!


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20: give em a nice, little push

(afk pushing)

make 'em change the baby's diaper

ban them untill they get banned sober

Give-um more Rum til they get drunk sober

Tie 'im to the fore-sail, let a strong gale luff 'im

tie a rope round' their feet and drag em' off the stern

Strand emon Bilewat-er-make that Rambleshack and let em send him back to the lockerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... then bring em back to fight the EITC .aye i know its just down right nuts if we dont bring a good privateer like me along to...yarr next verse!

lock 'em in the foc'sle till their sober

maybe we should simply throw em ooer board

Hide their effects in a crate on a juggernaut.

Make a 2 mile long man made slap machine!
Xd

We must take them to Captain Vilu Daskar for punishment before Luke the Warrior finds him!

Make him do the Zombie til he sobers up...

Serve 'em bilge water and make 'em drink up!

make em' suffer the wrath of............MEH and then make them play elefun with my little cuz!(its hard and annoying!)

lock'em in the jail when jolly roger comes callin'

Throw 'im in the brig till he starts callin'!