Best Disney Pirate Quote Contest
 

Sounds and looks like a very good movie Roxanna.

It is Kat! Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman along with Bob Hoskins and Julia Roberts. Its a must for family pirates. 4 out 5 Skulls.

Here is another great tid-bit mateys!

Movie: "Hook" (1991)

Don't Ask, Ace: [with the Lost Boys as they get Peter in shape] "Pick 'em up! Move 'em down! Pick 'em on up! Move 'em on down! Ain't no time to celebrate! You are old and overweight! Gotta lose a million pounds! Get your fat butt off the ground! Reach on down and touch your toes! How long since you looked at those? Shape up! Lose weight! Get thin! Gotta win! Jumping jacks are good for you! Now your face is turning blue! Swing your arms around your back! Give yourself a heart attack! Gotta train! In the rain! In the sun! In the snow! Ten below! Gotta move! Gotta do! Gotta crow!"

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Oh, for ten toes!

"Dying be the day worth living for"

"Take what ye can, give nothin back!"

That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom. -Jack Sparrow

"oi! come to negotiate eh ye slimey git?! well! look what ive got <falls down stairs> got it! Ive got a jar of dirt! ive got a jar of dirt! and guess whats inside it!"
"my incredible instinct of the female creature tells me you are troubled"-- all are from Captain Jack Sparrow

"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded."

"NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped me brain."

"You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!"

"You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things."

" I have only ever imbraced the oldest and nobelest of pirate traditions.We must fight,.... to run away"--Captain Jack Sparrow

Pintel-So change the name.
Gibbs-To what, to "nine pieces of whatever we happen to have in our pockets at the time?" Oh yes that sounds very piratey *rolls eyes*

Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

[Elizabeth in rowing boat heading toward shore]
Elizabeth: Bloody Pirates.
[back aboard the Dauntless, Ragetti sees the Pearl sailing away]
Ragetti: Is it supposed to be doing that?
Pintel: They're stealing our ship.
Ragetti: Bloody Pirates.

From the movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl©

Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

From the 1940 movie of The Sea Hawk©

Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe: Your ship is sinking, Captain.
Captain Lopez: Then we shall drown together.
Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe: Brave, but impractical. Now we English are a practical people. I've no intention of drowning with you.

LOL,

Bravo Dhestroyer!

Good Form matey, great quote from "The Sea Hawk"

Movie: "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" (2006)

Jack Sparrow:[to Elizabeth] "One word love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist."

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Ar, fortune rides the shoulders of them what schemes

From POTC At World's End

Jack Sparrow: [walking Scarlett and Giselle to the Black Pearl] Granted, it tends to list to port, and has been on occasion known to frighten young women. But I promise you, you will not be disappointed.

Scarlett: [seeing a dinghy instead of the Pearl] Is that it? The Black Pearl. Not very big.

Jack Sparrow: Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?

Giselle: [sees a ship in distance] Is that it there?

Jack Sparrow: Yes, there it is! Why is it there?... It's much larger up close.

How much do you know about sea turtles??
And...Bad luck to have a woman aboard!

Couple of my favorites...
 

POTC : Dead Man's Chest

Gibbs: "Captain, I think the crew, meaning me as well, were expecting something a bit more... shiny."

Jack: "Shiny?"

Gibbs: "Aye, shiny."

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Jack: "Now, where is that monkey? I want to shoot something..."

Will to Sparrow while looking at Flying Dutchman: Doesn't look like much...
Sparrow to Turner: Neither do you....

Then Sparrow to Tia: I thought we knew each other...
Tia to Sparrow: Not as well as I had hoped....

I vote for Ammand the Corsair! -POTC 3 at worlds end

Here is my second Quote from the Brethren Court.
Barbossa: Gentlemen , Ladies , We must free Calypso.
Ammand: Shoot Him!
Jocard: Cutout His Tongue!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Shoot Him and cutout his tongue ,
then shoot his tongue, and trim the scraggly beard.

OK, so I found a quote I wanted to use, but it wasn't Disney, so I found a disney one I liked from Treasure Planet.

John Silver: Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you're made of! Well, I hope I'm there, catching some of the light coming off you that day.

Since this is a contest lets set a date and a way of judge them quotes. I will donate 200 Casino cash as a prize for the winner.

Capt Jack Sparrow -- " I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye."

Gibbs -- "What did ye call him?"

Capt Jack Sparrow -- "...Larry."

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I remember one from an episode of spongebob where they pretend to be pirates looking for treasure using a game board as a map.

Capt. Krabs: Status report Mr.Squarepants!
Spongebob: The whole ship is under water!

Also from At Worlds End,

Jack: Did anyone come to save me just because they miss me?
(Crew raises their hands)
Jack: I'm standing over there with them!

heres my favorite quote.

"You're off the edge of the map, mate! Here there be Monsters!"

Oooh how did I miss this thread? Here's a few of my favorites.
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Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.

Anamaria: You're daft, lady! You both are!
Mr. Gibbs: Daft like Jack.

Jack Sparrow: I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually.... ecumenically..... grammatically.

Jack Sparrow: Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you... *backs up and trips over ledge*

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!

Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, *looks at Jack's sword*
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

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As you can tell I'ma fan of Jack's :psmiley35:

Crew "its a key!"

Jack "NO! much more better...it is a drawing, of a key...Gentalmen what do keys do?"

Crew "keys...unlock things"

Gibbs "and whatever this key unlock inside theres something valuable, so were setting out after whatever this key unlocks!"

Jack "No. If we dont have the key, we cant open whatever we dont have that it unlocks, so what point would there be in finding what need be unlocked, which we dont have, without find the key which unlocks it?"

Gibbs "So were going after this key!"

Jack (best part) "your not making any sence at all, any more questiong?"

Crew "... do we have a heading?"

That IS Jack Sparrow:laughks2:

Gotta love the interactions between Will Turner and Jack Sparrow in the first movie...

Here are two of my favorites:

Orlando Bloom (Will Turner): ... you cheated ...
Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): ... pirate ...


Source: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
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“I have only one thing to say to you, sir … if you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!”

Source: Treasure Island; Chapter 1 (Dr. Livesey speaking to Billy Bones).