You Might Be A Pirate If.......
 

Everyone has one way or another had heard the "You Might Be a Redneck If..." Well, this is like it, but with a twist. It pretty much self explanitory.




You might be a pirate if....You get all excited when you see some thing that has to do with pirates. :laughks2:

You mite b a pirate if u walk around saying Aye instead of Yes & Arghhh when u r unhappy about sumthin

You might be a pirate if you slice your bagel with a dagger.......:laughks2:

You might be a pirate if you use your staff on people who annoy you...

"Say hello to my staff!!! Ever heard of Desolation buddy??"
:laughks2::skull:

You mite b a pirate if u walk around with a Barbie doll trying to attune people....

You might be a pirate if you have a cannon in your car in case a Skeleton ship pulls up next to you.. Can never be sure these days LOL

You mite be a pirate if you yell "She's Takin on Water" everytime ya fill the bathtub....

*Whoa LIzzy! You are coming out with some great ones! How do I top those?? LOL*

You might be a pirate if you own a parrot instead of dog..
(That was weak compared to Lizzys) xD

YOu might be a pirate if you only go to ARRRRR! rated movies.

You Might be a Pirate if You refer to your home as your ship.

KK i trying to top Lizzy's but not working very well

If you work with your father and you are on the same ship, you might be a pirate.

If your front porch colapses and you fall in the ocean, you might be a pirate.

If you have ever asked "Why is the rum gone"...You might be a pirate.

If you own a jar of dirt, you might be a pirate.

If your rum comes from a desolate island in the middle of the caribbean in dirty uneven bottles, you might be a pirate.

You might be a pirate if you plunder otherwise friendly-ships and take their loot.

You might be a pirate if you go to a B-day party and try lighting the candles on the cake with your Staff......

You might be a pirate if ye use your diving board as a plank.. and put your blow up shark in their to make your point.....

You might be a pirate if you are replacing a sprinkler head and keep digging looking for a treasure chest......:12_1_138:

You might be a pirate if your name includes things like beard, dagger, and stealer......

you might be a pirate if u call all ye pets after the POTC characters

You be a pirate when you ask the cashier at Wal-mart if she wants dabloons of peices of eight.

i know its crummy.

You might be a pirate if ye use your broken compass instead of your GPS because you insist it points to what ye want most.........

you might be a pirate if you ask your dad for your allowance in gold coins.

YOu might be a pirate if ye say ye for you and me for my and aye for yes etc........lol

You mite be a pirate if ya adopt "Take what ya can & give nuttin back" as yr life's motto

You might be a pirate if you call your pool the Caribbean..........

You mite be a pirate if yer dog is named Jack....

If the 18th letter of the alphabet is your favorite, you might be a pirate.

You might be a pirate if you pretend to blow the other cars on the freeway to smithereens.

You might be a pirate if you have three pirate flags, a treasure chest, the key to davy jones chest, and more than a few ounces of gold in your room.

That's actually me. You might also be a pirate if in any game you try to find some piratey things...

Customized that in a need for speed game. I wonder what other games I can do these sort of pirate things in.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQR<------this one, Bart? oh, yeah. right. I get it.

ye might be a pirate if yeare stuck typing stuff like ye, yer, arrr, etc........

You might be a pirate if your favorite hat has a feather, your best friend has an eye patch, and it takes several days of vigorous debate to determine which one is your favorite weapon!