Beat Who?
 

This game is kind of like rock paper scissors shoot, but use anything! And by anything it doesn't have to exist.

Example:

pie

knife

(Knife beats pie)
Then a person thinks what can beat knife:

Rock

Then a person thinks what can beat Rock and so on.


So let me start:

Stick:stlaugh:

Asteroid....lol....j/k

Hack saw.....cuts stick.....


:gewalt057:

Fire melts Hack Saw.....

Mirror deflects laser......

Water beats fire.

Wait.....what just happened...someone posted laser and deleted it

Mop dries up water.

closet traps mop.

Wood chipper makes mop into mulch...

Recking ball smashes wood chipper.

C4 destroys wrecking ball......

Hmm.. does anything beat C4??

A faulty fuse(SP) beats C4

Don't know if this actually beats it but it seems to solve anything in cartoons....

Anvil beats faulty fuse....

Rust beats Anvil

Rust-Be-Gone <-- magic words that you say to make rust disappear :psmiley27:

Loud car horn drowns out somebody saying Rust-Be-Gone.

Good old Hammer smashes car horn...... (it think) LOL

Steam roller squashes hammer

Volcano destroys steal roller......

Low oil pressure stops Steam roller dead in it's tracks.

A second bigger steam roller comes and smashes the little one

Desert defeats steam roller (of any size.. no water for steam)

Flood makes desert not a desert anymore.......

Giant vacuum sucks up flood.

pulls plug on giant vaccum.....

Adds battery pack to vacuum. Defeats pulled plug.

pulls out battery pack... now what? hehe

Pin pokes a hole in vacuum bag, letting out the water, and shorting out it's electronics.

Such a mighty item.. a small pin.. ;)

wind blows away a small pin.

blocks out the sun with a gigantic cloud.....

rain clears out the clouds.

Giant umbrella blocks the rain.

Heavy gust of wind blows umbrella apart.

Brick wall blocks wind

Calypso's giant foot smashes brick wall..

Athlete's foot kills giant feet.

Tough acting tinactin kills athletes foot

John Madden beats that.

The Raiders lost the AFC Championship Game in 1977 to the Denver Broncos....Red Miller beats John Madden.....

2009 beats 1977

Mod Beats Sports Talk

Start over

Bag of dirt smothers football gab.

(btw, this is a great idea, thanks Nicholas)

water makes dirt in bag into mud.

volcano makes the bag o' mud into nothing (volcano destroys a lot lol)

Ice Age puts out volcano.

Wall-E beats Ice Age. (both movies)

Water short-circuits Wall-E.

thirst destroys water.

Gatorade destroys thirst!

JACK DESTROYS ALL OF YOU!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!! oh, wait, that be spam,
Gatorade is deafeated by Sport Drink Lovers. ( me again.... muhahahaha)

Sports drink lovers are defeated by couch potatoes.

Couch potatoes are defeated by personal trainers.

Personal Trainers Are Defeated By Fat Foods.

Fat foods are deafeated my fat food eaters.



( yer messing with the master )

Lol, Fat Food Eaters Are Defeated By Tornado.

tornado is defeated by the wizard of Oz

Wizard Of Oz is defeated by Non-Fun People.

Non fun people are defeated by Jack Sharkbane.

Lol, well Jack Sharkbane Is eaten by the kraken.

Jack Sparrow defeats the kraken ( and then gets Jack Sharkbane, his cousin, out of it)

Jack Sparrow is defeated by himself with Davy Jones and his crew!

Captain Teague Defeats Sparrow.

A common cold defeats Captain Teague.

A bowl of soup defeats the common cold.

A handful of crackers sops up the bowl of soup.

Erich (Me) eats the cracker

Kraken eats Erich (you)........:smiley57:

Red Lobster cooks the kraken.

Red Lobster gets destroyed by hail.

The hail is destroyed by Zues, god of the sky

Zues is shot down by the Airforce

lol, the airforce dies from a Bomb.

a bad fuse beats a bomb.

A bomb expert fixes the bad fuse..

a stomach ache beats the bomb expert.

orange juice beats a stomach ache

a glass beats the juice.

A baseball bat breaks the glass

A hammer beats the glass

Mc Hammer beats a hammer.

A Phaser from Star Trek zaps mc hammer....

Anything from Star Wars beats anything from Star Trek.

Nothing beats anything from Star Wars. So I'll just let someone else take it from here...

numbers beat letters.

Envelopes envelop letters. ;)

boxes beat envelopes.

Gravity Hammer (Halo 3)
Smashes Box ;)

Throws Gravity Hammer into black hole.. yeah.. think of something that beats that without getting sucked up into nothingness!! :psmiley27::laughks2:MWAHAHA!!

a giant bathroom plug stops the black hole sucking.

A massive lump of excrement renders the bathroom plug useless.

laughter beats that....

A dishrag stuffed in the mouth stifles the laughter.

a hand takes away the dishrag.

A hacksaw takes care of the pesky hand.

(My are we getting violent!!) Hydrochloric acid disintegrates hacksaw....

Haha yes, that was a bit extreme.

Too much protein overwhelms the HCl.

diets destroy proteins.

Protease breaks down Proteins... <-- i'm 95% sure about this lol

Health Guru beats protease

making health guru eat chocolate and brownies makes him no longer healthy..