I ban Static for confusing us with random text colors.

I ban Hammy with the mystical powers of the Noobanner stone.

I ban Static for using a 3-4-1-3 color coded sequence. The subliminal message you were sending was not merely a coincidence, but a four part plan staged by your relative banmanship. 3-4-1-3 is the exact same sequence the seven great banners used in order to create a perfect ban which could wipe other banners clean from existence. Although it was designed to prevent backfire, the color coded sequence only opened new doors to ban pwnage, which fellow banners are only too glad to divide on its capital reward. The mixed colors you're using illustrates the juxtaposition of moods around you, which is a direct sign of an emotional response, and not an intellectual one. The way of the ban comes to those who use it wisely, maybe you can one day unlock its true potential.

I ban Static for spelling using wrong. Using *

I ban Nate with a cursed box of chocolates.

I ban Andy with a Valentines Day donut

I ban Mia with a Quad Barrel Pistol

I ban Mia with a cannonball filled with chocolate ganache