I ban MA because evil is only perspective.

I ban Davy because only an evil pirate would say that.

I ban MA because that evil pirate is not evil to himself, and his perspective of the ban game may not be evil.

I ban Davy and MA for saying evil too much.

I ban Davy because just because that evil pirate is not evil to himself, it does not mean he is not evil to others.

And I ban DP because we are only saying it so much in this ban session.

I ban you all for going on a banning frenzy when I stop paying attention for a few minutes

I ban Dog, don't even get me started on this morning.

I Ban MA For getting started on it purely by mentioning it.

I ban Crestshot for noticing that tiny detail.

I ban Pixie.

I ban Shark for that gigantic leap back in time

I ban Dog because I was reading the wrong page, then banned. It's ok, I edited.

I ban Sharky for failing to read the proper page. and for editing

I ban Dog for stuff.

I ban Captain Sharktooth for failing to provide a good reason for banning Dog.