5 bottles of rum on the wall, 5 bottles of rum! There's people here so I can cheer, but don't give the rum to Gordon Greer!

6 bottles now

7 bottles of rum on the wall, 7 bottles of rum! It's me and Swash, we're clearing the path! Let's hope we don't face a scorpion's wrath!

8 bottles now

9 bottles of rum on the wall, 9 bottles of rum! Swash is a bit repetitive, but it's cool because we still live!

10 bottles because of repetition. You should be thanking me :)

11 bottles of rum on the wall, 11 bottles of rum! Swash tells the truth, he should be thanked, so now I bow down to his rank!

12 bottles now

13 bottles of rum on the wall, 13 bottles of rum! I'm posting to so many games right now that it's getting confusing and I might yell "YOW!"

14 bottles please stop rhyming and would someone please cut out that chiming!

15 bottles. Haha. I've been trying to figure out how many different lyrics I can create for that song. I have to go back and count it again....

16 bottles now

17 bottles. I'm tired and give up on rhyming any more for tonight

18 bottles now

19 bottles. da dum dee dum...