I ban Jack for having a passive attitude. That's new.
I ban Skippy for being insistent on the Rum Wrecker.

I ban Skiperdoo for being impatient.

I ban Jack for... I am?

I ban Crest for no helping with the Rum Game, even though we could reach 200 bottles!

I second that ban... Crest, you need to help more.

I ban Cresvy for making me use her nickname! Yeah, that's right Toothpaste!

Lol... Cresvy.

I ban Skiperdoo for not being around during the ol' Cresvy, Davest days.

I ban myself... I fail.

I ban myself for referring to all past events as The 'ol _______.

I ban all of the self-bans.

I ban Crest for tempting me to join her on her patch of sand and enjoy some rum.

I ban Jack for even thinking about it.

I ban Skiperdoo, for rum always tempts me.

I ban Jack for falling to temptation. It's a fun place down here.