I ban Crest for starting a new thread. You're liked, retired :P

I ban Sharky for coming back.

I ban the too many people on this thread for making me question who I shall ban.

I ban the lurking Del. I eagerly await what he has to say....

I ban the observers.

I ban Jack for being one of those with us. Come grab a patch of sand!

I ban Crest for not bringing rum with her to the sand.

I ban Jack for somehow expecting that I have no rum. What is wrong with you?!

I ban Crest for having stashes where no stashes have gone before.

I ban Jack for never searching for my stashes. I'm sure I still have the list of that around here somewhere....

I ban Jack for wanting rum. Want some Monster Rum?

I also ban all the noobanners above (and the Ban Master Crestshot), as I haven't had much chance to do it today. I have been busy.

I ban Crest for reminding me of the ol' Fate Game.

Those were some fun posts...

I skip Jack and ban Davy... DUEL DUEL DUEL DUEL!

I ban Skiperdoo for expecting me to duel Davy. Davy shant be fought unless he strikes first.

I ban Jack for not showing Davy the Rum Wrecker.