What's Your Pirate Slang?

[Kat Sheffield]

I know that there was a post that touched on this a while back when "The Ban" first started, but for the life of me I can't find it. Anyhow, I know that as we play we all accumulate different names for the various weapons, enemies, locations and all that in the the game. Some of the ones floating around in my guild simply crack me up and have become a joke of sorts. So, I just thought that I would share and I'm hoping to hear what sort of slang you guys use as well. Here are just a few from our list.

French Blood Scourge - 'Blood Sausage'. Ooh look, Blood Sausage, right side!
Spanish Shadow Crowe - 'Stupid Cow'. Blast that Stupid Cow out of the water!
Spanish Cerberus - 'The Cerebellum'. Down goes the Cerebellum, again.
Nades - 'Boons' As in, Whose boons, your boons?
Any alts in the guild - Simply referred to as "my noob" or "nooblet" or "2.0"
Tortuga - Simply 'Tuga'
Doc Grog - 'The Drunk'. I know, there are so many. Gibbs was a close second to this one.
This one's a tie: Gunner - 'GUNNER!!!' or Greer - 'GREER!!' *$@$&!! Simple enough, but this is usually followed by a large groan, and plenty of nasty words on TeamSpeak, since we all know what a pain their quests are.
EITC Barracuda - As in, 'Oooh Barracuda!! dundundundundundun!' Plently of singing when that ship comes in to play.
Undead Gypsy - 'Gypo'. I think of the movie Snatch whenever this one is said.

Some others that I know I have personally picked up from the board here -
Padres Beach - 'Club Dead' - we love this one, so a big thanks to whoever thought this one up.
The Staff - 'Boomstick' - I believe I heard this here as well, someone in the guild said it the other night and cracked us up.
Getting Banned - 'The Ban'. This is an instant classic, I think either Eustace or Angel takes credit for this one, but I could be wrong.

I know that we have many more that I just can't remember right now. But I thought this would be a fun thread to spread around.