Corrupt A Wish 2

[andyspins]

With the old game only having a few posts left, here is a new one. Rules:

You read the above poster's wish, then you twist it into some thing bad, and make a wish for yourself, if the above poster didn't make a wish you say: NUN4U
Example:

Poster1:I wish for a parrot.

Poster2:Granted, but it flies away.
I wish for a banana

Poster3:Granted, It is rotten.

Poster4:NUN4U!
I wish for a skull.

Etc. My wish is:

I wish for a sword.