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03-19-2011, 04:01 AM
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I'm here.....
Hello mates. Im very hungry. so ill hurry the speech up. Some of you know me, some of you don't. I am a very special man. One of a kind I am. Ugh - stomach growls - i need to hurry up. You see, i have a craving. A craving that only one thing can eat. RAW, JUICY, AWESOME - mouth watering - MEAT. Have ye figured me out yet mates? You haven't?! FOOLS!!! Im sorry for the harsh wording, as u can see im very hungry. Look at my user title, if you dare. MUHAHAHA!
thats right mates, the monster is here, and very hungry... |
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03-19-2011, 07:36 AM
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We're doomed. He's here. We're gonna die. THE MONSTER HAS ARRIVED!
Welcome Billy! I'm glad you could join us here (I think...). Here's some rules... - Give all your rum to me. I'll keep it sa... oh wait, only me and a few others can drink your rum anyway... - Listen only to me. I'll keep you semi-sane... what am I talking about? The Monster is already insane... - See that greenish meat? Don't touch... oh wait, its yours. Never mind. Well that was phail. Welcome aboard Billy! And take this steak here... I don't think its safe, but thats not a problem for you. |
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03-19-2011, 07:36 AM
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Welcome Billy! Now normally, people will give ya some rum to start off with.
I'll give ya some meat instead.... - slides tray of meat to The Monster - |
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#4
03-19-2011, 01:01 PM
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Welcome to the forums Billy! I see you take meat? Have a T-bone - hands steak -
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#5
03-19-2011, 02:25 PM
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Welcome Billy! Good to see you have arrived here.
In the meantime, dont listen Davy or myself since we are insane. - gives meat - Please keep in all arms, legs, tentacles, peg legs, eyepatches, and anything else in the boat at all times. No flash photography, and please remain seated. |
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#6
03-19-2011, 02:55 PM
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Welcome Billy! Glad to have ye here on the forums.
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#8
03-19-2011, 05:41 PM
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Lol, Welcome to the forums Billy!
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#9
03-19-2011, 05:57 PM
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Welcome to the forums Billy! As a welcome treat I shall give you this brisket.
- gives raw, bloody, brisket to Billy - |
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#10
03-19-2011, 11:39 PM
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Hey Billy! Shut up and make me a Sandwich!
That meeting was classic! |
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03-19-2011, 11:52 PM
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Thanks for all the meat peeps. I appreciate it. I love you all!!!!! Just remember mates, dont keep me hungry....
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#12
03-20-2011, 02:03 AM
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Welcome to the forums Billy! Glad to see you on the forums.
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#13
03-20-2011, 02:38 AM
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Board up the windows! Sink the meat ships! Burn the Butcher's! The dreaded monster is here!
Welcome to the forums, beasty! We have already met, although, not on the nest of occasions... anywho, I hope you enjoy yourself here, and do that monster thing you do! Now, normally I'd warn you about rum. But you're the reason that I get food poisoning from rum every 2 weeks. So, instead, I'll surrender the one bottle of meat-infused rum I have over to you, and wish you well! Mind the trees. |
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#14
03-20-2011, 03:54 PM
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I almost forgot:
Get this guy a tree shift! |
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#15
03-20-2011, 06:54 PM
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Welcome, Billy!
 Glad to have you aboard POF. :]Quote:
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