Pointless Inventions

[CaptainMonkeys]

I got this game off of CPF, who got this game off of TTC.

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In this game, just think up of, or name, a pointless invention. It's that simple. xD

EXAMPLES:

BOB: A DVD rewinder. :O

BILL: An on-the-spot solar powered flashlight!

Etc. etc. etc. :P


RULES:
No spamming.
No double posting.
Keep them G-rated.
Don't post on this thread unless you are going to participate in the same post.
Follow the rules of both TTC (POF) and this game, with no exception.
Don't refer to any users negatively except yourself and Evil Kid Bugs.
Don't repeat other inventions - search before posting. Unless we somehow run out, which is kinda impossible. :P
The invention must be pointless.
You can include up to three inventions in one post.
Have fun

I'll start,
A heated ice pack.