Tandy's Mixed Weapon shop!

[musicalklutz]

Welcome to the wonderous store of Tandy! This is her hammer. It does many wonderous things!


First we have the HammerNade. Perfect for exploding yourself and having fun with revive!


No pirate would dare leave the house without the HammerStaff! Wither them, then beat them upside the head for a fashionable kill!


And the HammerPistol! Does nothing, but looks really cool!


The elegant HammerCutlass! Crushes the Navy, then beats thewir skulls in for fun


The HammerDoll! Perfect for those pesky skeles who won't die. Just throw the hammer on your doll. Instant voodoo kill! (Warning, do not use on mates.) *P.S. Blonde Sawyer/Piper twins never included.*


So c'mon down to Tandy's fish taco... I mean.... Mixed Weapons shop. Where our products help you end with a bang!

[Basil Dreadflint]

Kelly,

I tried to fix the first four links, but can't. I think maybe they didn't upload properly.

EDIT: Sorry Lizbeth, I really didn't look and thought these were Kelly's post.


Second Edit: Great shots. And only a Duece would steal a hammer from SvS and keep it as a weapon! WTG Tandykins!

[musicalklutz]

I don't know what I did wrong. I'll fix em.

[Sarah]

Yay! They're fixed now. Awesome Shots!

[TDSChristy]

* Snort !!! Thanks for the advertising campaign mock up. I love it. The shop construction has been delayed ( cause I keep stealing the hammer ) but I will let you know when we schedule the grand opening. I think I want to have t-shirts made that say...."Wither them, then beat them upside the head for a fashionable kill!"

[Vicinni68]

*wipes away the tears !!!! ROFLMBO !!!! I'll take two of those t-shirts Tandy !!!!

[davy redflint]

nice weapons...was wonderin where all the hammers went

[JM Ohara]

Turns out Tandy's not the only one with mixed weapons. For your consideration here are a few more potential products for the shop.

From Richard, first we have the Dagger Cutlass

Not as redundant as you think, it leaves 2 holes on the way in! Great for those pesky undead.

The Dagger Doll

It slices, it dices, it even heals your buddies! An essential to any pirate who loves to both fight and heal.

A new one to the mix, the Dagger Laser

Not only does it cut, but it's also great for blinding your enemies!

And a real powerhouse, the Dagger Staff (one liners not included)

Cast powerful hexes and then toss some daggers! Great for both humans and undead. Even works on critters!


Not to be outdone, Blue has a few mixed weapons of his own.

Blue's version of a Doll Dagger.

A lovely artful flamberge blade and the powerful Taboo Doll combine in what is not only a piece of art but a functional weapon!

The Dagger Nade

Excellent long range weapon here. Good for wanton mass destruction and also quick yet deadly shots in this ranged weapon.

The Dagger Pistol

Shoot the enemy to bring them in and then hit them with the dagger. As a bonus the looks of this alone should be enough to scare away all but the truly brave hearted.


And last, but not least. For those of you who seem to die a lot, I present Jeff's Tonic Weapon Line.

The Cutlass Tonic

A great all around weapon, good for all sorts of critters, comes with a build in tonic reservoir.

Pistol Tonic

When shooting things, sometimes you can forget to watch your health. Never fear! The Pistol Tonic holds your favorite tonic for you. Just make sure to keep the lid on or it might end up tasting like gunpowder.

Doll Tonic

A new type of doll on the market, for a body this has a tonic flask. Now you can heal not only your friends but yourself!

Dagger Tonic

Excellent for long range attacks and close in combat, this little delight has a tonic flask right there in the handle as well! Another essential for any pirate!

Nade Tonic

Because sometimes enemies just get too close anyway, increase your luck with Nade Tonic! As a bonus this little pouch also keeps your hand protected from the constant throwing of all those nades!


Seems like the Dueces are coming up with a whole lotta great mixed weapons. Wonder what we'll see next?