Delmaria Darkskull's Black Boots of Justice
Legendary Booting Tool
Attack: Whatever I want it to be!
Hold Still and Fear My Button! Rank 5
Has a definite chance to properly annihilate pesky members!
Rules Reinforcement Rank 5
Critical Strike Rank 5
But, in all seriousness, I always love watching all of the suggestions for new weapons pirates make from across the Caribbean. It really serves as a fire to feed my imagination further and further.
Keep up the good thinking, mates! Perhaps I'll drop in with a suggestion or two